I'm so predictable

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  1. Doghouse Riley

    Doghouse Riley Head Gardener

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    Yesterday, I'd been watching the tennis on TV in the front room and it had just turned 6.00pm.

    I walked into the lounge and said to my wife.

    "Would you like a cup of tea?"

    "Pie and salad"

    "That's not the answer to my question."

    "No, but it is the answer to your next question and yes, I would like a cup of tea."
     
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    • HarryS

      HarryS Eternally Optimistic Gardener

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      Question : What's for tea, oh light of my life? ( What's for dinner if south of Brum ) :biggrin:
       
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        'ere @HarryS , Can we make that south of Watford please - I live south of Birmingham and it's tea here :roflol:
         
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