Impossibilities In The World

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  1. shiney

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    Impossibilities in the World

    1. You can’t count your hair

    2. You can’t wash your eyes with soap

    3. You can’t breathe with your tongue out

    Put your tongue back, you fool! :heehee:



    Ten things I know about you

    1. You’re reading this

    2. You’re human

    3. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating you lips

    4. You just attempted to do it

    6. You’re laughing at yourself :heehee:

    7. You have a smile on your face – and you skipped number 5 :)

    8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5 :snork:

    9. You laughed at this because you’re an idiot – and everyone does it as well:lolpt:

    10. You’re probably going to send this to some people to see who else falls for it.
     
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      :snork: Yep, you got me, now press F13 on your computer & see what happens.
       
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      having just asked Terry Ziggy i owe you a slap:pcthwack:
       
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        Tisha slap? Dim diolch :snork: excuse spelling, never learnt to spell in Cymraig.


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          :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
           
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            I actually looked for F13.....what a plank:doh::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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              Nine things I know about you

              Were number 5, i thought it was me that couldn't count :heehee:
               
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                Gotcha!!! :heehee:
                 
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                Ok answer this one:

                What goes up a pipe down, but not down a pipe up?
                 
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                Another 2:-

                You cant lick your own elbow
                The word gullible is not in the English dictionary
                 
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                  Smoke?
                   
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                  Good answer, but not the one i was thinking of :dbgrtmb:
                   
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                  Gas?

                  Oil?
                   
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                  An Umbrella, eh,eh,eh?
                   
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                    Prove what a dedicated Rhianna fan you are by naming all of your triplets Ella:biggrin:
                     
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