Norad Tracks Santa

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  1. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    Wayhey Santa is in Moscow Russia and four minutes ahead of schedule

    I want a Bike my Sister wants a Pwam, I'll give you ho ho ho you rember who I am Yer old Ba

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  3. gcc3663

    gcc3663 Knackered Grandad trying to keep up with a 4yr old

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    He's in Norway now Jack.
    I think he hoyed yer Bike out of the Pwam into the Baltic.

    Never mind - hit the Bells!
     
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    clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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    Its over been doing Eastern Europe for the last few minutes or so. Its a good job the USSR collapsed, otherwise there'd have been hell on by now, what with an unauthorised aircraft in soviet airspace and all that. The ruskies would be blaming the yanks, the yanks would be on the phone to us pommes to see if it's us, missiles would be primed, aircraft would be scrambled, the news would go a bit quiet, and tomorrow would be a white a christmas, as people mistake the ashes from the burning remains of santa and his sleigh for snow.
     
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    • Jack McHammocklashing

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      Where's that WAFU moderator in all this, infringment of air space and all that?

      Usual WAFU I tell you, in his PIT

      No Bells for me tonight or tomorrow, just been ordered, the Old Aunt who was coming to stay for three nights, has decided, just to come for Crimbo dinner AND I am to go first thing AM to collect her and return her at 22:00 :-(
      No Crimbo booze for me then

      ONCE JUST ONCE a year I look forward to a blast on Xmas Eve CHAMPAGNE on Crimbo morning, good wine with dinner, a Laphroig or two in the afternoon, then who knows for the evening
      What do I end up with NOWT :-( BACK to work Tuesday, so no blast BOXING Day either

      I have cooked and prepared Veg all day cleaned the Kitchen and whole house, made the beds for visitors, and get this slung at me just as I sat down with my first glass of the Amber Nectar
      (You had better not have another one you are picking Aunty Sue up first thing tomorrow :-( )

      Merry bloody Crimbo

      Jack McH
       
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