Ten word story

his uniform which had beer stains and spots of vindaloo

 

covering his buttons and truncheon which looked a bit under

 

the normal standard of dress exoected of a policeman so

 

He decided he better go home and change into another

 

but for a laugh he put on a ladies uniform

 

from out of the shadows, a heavily built police seargent

 

said hello hello whats going on here then and who

 

did you get those fishnet tights from, they look like

 

Marlene Dietrich in drag or did you want to look

 

like me. They both became quiet as a weird noise

 

came from the inside of his truncheon a screaming, wailing

 

screech not unlike The Spice Girls last reunion album which

 

which in hearing that the bobby passed out for a

 

short period, when he regained conciousness, he noticed a small

 

twig on the floor oh he gasped is that posh