The Rioters Prayer

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    THE RIOTERS PRAYER:

    Our father, who art in prison,
    my mum knows not his name,
    thy Riots come,
    read it in The Sun
    in Birmingham, as it is in London,
    give us this day
    our Welfare bread
    & forgive us our looting,
    as we're happy to loot those
    who defend stuff against us.
    Lead us not into employment
    but deliver us free housing
    for thine is the plasma tele
    the Burberry & the Bacardi,
    forever and ever.

    Innit
     
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      Such a cynical point of veiw, Shiney, but I like it!!!:D:hapfeet::happydance:
       
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      Too funny!!!
      innit?
       
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      Beat you to it days ago, Shiney. See 'Ashamed to be English' thread.
       
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        Sorry Clare :love30:

        I wouldn't read that thread because it got too contentious. I come on GC for the info - and to be cheered up. :D :wub2:
         
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          Seems to have disappeared from there, must have been edited out!!

          Val
           
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          Shiney looted it from the closed thread :WINK1:
           
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          great minds think alike......................... what's the rest???:D:scratch::stirpot::stirpot:
           
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