Thought Jiffy might like this

Just made a cuppa with the Kelly Kettle

 

You aint got it hot enough yet, can't see the top of the kettle going blue yet

 

I melted a metal dustbin once, it involved a vacuum cleaner switched to blowing, a load of coke and an oxygen cylinder

Reached the melting point of Brass just as the whole lot collapsed in on itself

I was only about 10 at the time

 

You say i'm bad

 

How many of us can honestly say they haven't burnt down an important public building?

 

Blame the sugar rush

 

I haven't