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Treat me like I am stupid....

Discussion in 'The GC 'Buttery'' started by Fat Controller, Jul 17, 2016.

  1. Phil A

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    So that's what hubby is doing, hows the wine going?
     
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    • CanadianLori

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      @Zigs Now now, it's another ginger doing the burping...not oh

      what is eerie is that they are 8 seconds apart, just the same as your aging timing :th scifD36:
       
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        Flocculates - I like that word.......
         
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          May I introduce Isinglass ?
           
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            Is that the extract of fish?
             
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            Yes but I do not know what why wither or when ?
            Something to do with clearing white wine I think?
             
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              I wonder if it works in the same way as the bentonite? @Zigs?
               
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                Think isinglass binds with a protein.
                 
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                  OK - mixture is now cooling in the bucket, awaiting yeast and yeast nutrient once it cools. Because of odd pack sizes, I ended up with 4.5 litres of juice, so I added 2kg of sugar and then once the sugar was dissolved into the juice, I topped up to 2 gallons - - slightly more juice, slightly less water, so I figure that it will taste a bit stronger and potentially be a little bit more alcoholic?
                   
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                    You'm probably looking at around 16%. You can use a hydrometer, or better still a vinometer to get a final reading, or, after the 8 second wait, taste it and see if it makes your face screw up :snorky:
                     
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                      Yeah, the taste method sound about right for me :biggrin:
                       
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                        I made a carboy of tea wine when I was at skool, it being the cheapest one in the book.

                        Tried it a month or 2 later and it was 'orrible.

                        I was just pouring it away when a mate came round and said he'd take a gallon of it despite the taste.

                        A year later I visited him, but he was out so I sat in the porch to wait for him. Noticed some wine in a demi john so helped meself to some.

                        When he got back I asked him what the wine was as it was lovely.

                        You've guessed it, it was the tea wine, and i'd poured 7 gallons of it away :gaah::gaah::gaah:
                         
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                          Hmmmm, I've heard vinometers are notoriously inaccurate. They are inexpensive but you get what you pay for..:scratch:
                           
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                          The one I had worked fine till I smashed it :doh:
                           
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                          Yeast and yeast nutrient now added - still a wee bit of warmth there, but barely tepid so hopefully it will be fine. All stirred, lid on so now it is a case of wait and see.
                           
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