The Muppet Show

If I waved my knickers in the air he'd think there was a hot air balloon coming in to land .

My Nan used to do that, mostly for the company. At the end of a long chat she would offer the double glazing/cladding/other home improvement sales people her landlord's phone number. She lived in a neighbourhood of nice houses that had originally been built for renting (in the 1930s I think) but...

Many thanks @noisette47, food for thought.

Most of our crops are way behind as well - at least the ones that the slugs have left behind. They got 70 runner bean plants (still had 50 that we hadn't yet sold so replaced them), all our French beans but have sown a few more, all seven of our courgettes were eaten down to nothing but we...

It's cheaper for the two of us to have fish and chips at our local pub than to buy it at the chippie. 2 fish and 1 portion of chips is £18 at the chippie and about £12 at the pub. It's certainly not the cheap meal it once was.

Being a cynical so-and-so, my guess is that the real reason is that they don't want the responsibility of people being taken ill during a flight (or going into labour) possibly requiring them to divert the fight to get medical attention which causes all kinds of knock-on chaos and costs them...

Well, well, well....

Thank you everyone I was going to have some this evening, but by the time we got home etc, it was a bit late really, so I will hold off until tomorrow. Cider is the substitute for this evening :biggrin;Week off is commencing now - all the i's are dotted, all the t's are crossed and all...

Yeah Whisky sounds good.

Hi,Many thanks for taking the time to reply I really appreciate it.Yes I can usually spot the box stating translate but although I've been to Specsavers recently I couldn't see it hence I asked the question; I can now reply; here's the video if of interest I think it's lovely;Can’t help...

Cheese rolling race: Hundreds compete in Coopers Hill event

I'm confused now