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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  2. shiney
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    For Comments And Points Awarded For Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as my head is thumping and I can't bear to look at the...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra 's song.I'm on blue shade mode at the moment as...
    Oh no worries @shiney , I really prefer the other quiz. But since you asked..... Couldn't make a link with what was given to the horses before the race and also the one relating to Frank Sinatra...
    shiney, Mar 3, 2021 ... 2
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    Upsydaisy
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  3. shiney
    Sticky

    Shiney's Quiz Mk 2

    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    @HarryS OK, no problem. :blue thumb:I'll post the answers next Sunday instead of today as people are probably now doing gardening and not the quiz.I'll stop adding questions unless asked to. :)
    shiney, Mar 11, 2007 ... 2
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    shiney
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  4. Marley Farley
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    REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL.. 1. 2. 3...........

    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming year. (There are some of you here who might call me a traitor, purchasing such a magazine, after the...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming year. (There are some of you here who might call me...
    My reason to be cheerful today - well, one of them, anyway!! I got the May edition of Gardeners World magazine, and it contains the "2 for 1" offer for entry to various gardens, for the coming...
    Marley Farley, Feb 8, 2019 ... 2
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    RowlandsCastle
    Apr 12, 2024
  5. wiseowl
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    Currently Listening To 2023/24

    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 21 22 23
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    LunarSea
    Apr 18, 2024 at 10:54 PM
  6. wiseowl
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    A Joke Or Two 2023/24

    Love those @Cordy!
    Love those @Cordy!
    Love those @Cordy!
    Love those @Cordy!
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2023 ... 91 92 93
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    Ladybird4
    Apr 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
  7. wiseowl
    Sticky

    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024

    We’ve feasted on very good fishnchips and mushy peas followed by raspberry trifle and ice cream and now we’re tucked up under the eaves of a cosy cottage … night night all … sleep tight … :snooze:
    We’ve feasted on very good fishnchips and mushy peas followed by raspberry trifle and ice cream and now we’re tucked up under the eaves of a cosy cottage … night night all … sleep tight … :snooze:
    We’ve feasted on very good fishnchips and mushy peas followed by raspberry trifle and ice cream and now we’re tucked up under the eaves of a cosy cottage … night night all … sleep tight … :snooze:
    We’ve feasted on very good fishnchips and mushy peas followed by raspberry trifle and ice cream and now we’re tucked up under the eaves of a cosy cottage … night night all … sleep tight … :snooze:
    wiseowl, Jan 1, 2024 ... 152 153 154
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    Dovefromabove
    Apr 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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  9. Honey Bee

    Wanted - rich man

    hi kandyfloss, You will have no problem getting caller display put on your new phone and i forgot to mention all mobile numbers come up also.
    hi kandyfloss, You will have no problem getting caller display put on your new phone and i forgot to mention all mobile numbers come up also.
    hi kandyfloss, You will have no problem getting caller display put on your new phone and i forgot to mention all mobile numbers come up also.
    hi kandyfloss, You will have no problem getting caller display put on your new phone and i forgot to mention all mobile numbers come up also.
    Honey Bee, May 17, 2006 ... 4 5 6
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    rosa
    Aug 7, 2006
  10. windy miller

    All Hail King of Searches!

    Oh! I'm not that good :D :D
    Oh! I'm not that good :D :D
    Oh! I'm not that good :D :D
    Oh! I'm not that good :D :D
    windy miller, Aug 16, 2006
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    windy miller
    Aug 17, 2006
  11. rosa

    NIGHT OWLS

    I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
    I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
    I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
    I have made a bit of a mess in my reply I forgot to put my gremlins on didn't I Rosa I wish I was as clever as BM : eyes:
    rosa, Aug 17, 2006 ... 2 3 4
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    jazz
    Aug 20, 2006
  12. windy miller

    Chief Muppet, post 1!!

    :eek: :eek: :D
    :eek: :eek: :D
    :eek: :eek: :D
    :eek: :eek: :D
    windy miller, Aug 18, 2006 ... 2
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    windy miller
    Aug 20, 2006
  13. windy miller

    Beans Tested

    bottom left hand corner, about 6 beans in .... or maybe I've had to many red wines?? :rolleyes: It's worrying when you immediately see a bloke in a tray of coffe beans.................
    bottom left hand corner, about 6 beans in .... or maybe I've had to many red wines?? :rolleyes: It's worrying when you immediately see a bloke in a tray of coffe beans.................
    bottom left hand corner, about 6 beans in .... or maybe I've had to many red wines?? :rolleyes: It's worrying when you immediately see a bloke in a tray of coffe beans.................
    bottom left hand corner, about 6 beans in .... or maybe I've had to many red wines?? :rolleyes: It's worrying when you immediately see a bloke in a tray of coffe beans.................
    windy miller, Aug 19, 2006
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Aug 20, 2006
  14. windy miller

    Difference between the sexes

    Shiney,now we know what you think about all day long and we thought it was Trffids and ShedsKandy
    Shiney,now we know what you think about all day long and we thought it was Trffids and ShedsKandy
    Shiney,now we know what you think about all day long and we thought it was Trffids and ShedsKandy
    Shiney,now we know what you think about all day long and we thought it was Trffids and ShedsKandy
    windy miller, Aug 26, 2006
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    Kandy
    Aug 26, 2006
  15. windy miller

    FAO Mona Lisa

    Ooooooo La La !! I'd missed this thread:D :D.............. you still can't beat the real thing though :Dand now look what...
    Ooooooo La La !! I'd missed this thread:D :D.............. you still can't beat the real thing though :Dand now look what you've all done !!!! :D [ 31. August 2006, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Mona Lisa ]
    Ooooooo La La !! I'd missed this thread:D :D.............. you still can't beat the real thing though :Dand now look what you've all done !!!! :D [ 31. August 2006,...
    Ooooooo La La !! I'd missed this thread:D :D.............. you still can't beat the real thing though :Dand now look what...
    windy miller, Aug 19, 2006 ... 2
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    Mona Lisa
    Aug 28, 2006
  16. Kandy

    Princess Diana Anniversary

    cant believe it, she was a stunning woman loved by all and helped so many needy people both young and old alike
    cant believe it, she was a stunning woman loved by all and helped so many needy people both young and old alike
    cant believe it, she was a stunning woman loved by all and helped so many needy people both young and old alike
    cant believe it, she was a stunning woman loved by all and helped so many needy people both young and old alike
    Kandy, Aug 31, 2006
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    rosa
    Aug 31, 2006
  17. Kandy

    A nnouncement-Kandyfloss

    Sounds dreadful, MF, but glad you're on the mend and that you're progressing, Kandy. I've often heard that you can sustain greater injuries from something "minor" than "major".In my late teens...
    Sounds dreadful, MF, but glad you're on the mend and that you're progressing, Kandy. I've often heard that you can sustain greater injuries from something "minor" than "major".In my late teens I was driving a car that skidded, flipped and turned over three times. My head went through the...
    Sounds dreadful, MF, but glad you're on the mend and that you're progressing, Kandy. I've often heard that you can sustain greater injuries from something "minor" than "major".In my late teens I was driving a car that skidded, flipped and...
    Sounds dreadful, MF, but glad you're on the mend and that you're progressing, Kandy. I've often heard that you can sustain greater injuries from something "minor" than "major".In my late teens...
    Kandy, Aug 28, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Victoria
    Sep 1, 2006
  18. Kandy

    Lets reach out...Cancer Scam

    shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
    shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
    shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
    shiney here is a little pressie for you do hope you like it
    Kandy, Aug 29, 2006 ... 2 3 4
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    rosa
    Sep 2, 2006
  19. UsedtobeDendy

    beware the knicker thief!!

    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D :D
    UsedtobeDendy, Sep 2, 2006
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    rosa
    Sep 2, 2006
  20. rosa

    wanted male model

    Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't know how to use a hammer? Well not that sort of hammer! :D :D
    Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't know how to use a hammer? Well not that sort of hammer! :D :D
    Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't know how to use a hammer? Well not that sort of hammer! :D :D
    Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't know how to use a hammer? Well not that sort of hammer! :D :D
    rosa, Sep 2, 2006 ... 2
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    DAG
    Sep 8, 2006
  21. GREENWIZARD

    lets make sweet music

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    GREENWIZARD, Sep 8, 2006
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    Webmaster
    Sep 8, 2006
  22. Kandy

    BIRTHDAY

    Happy belated birthday
    Happy belated birthday
    Happy belated birthday
    Happy belated birthday
    Kandy, Sep 10, 2006
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    princessazlea
    Sep 11, 2006
  23. rosa

    stuck in the middle

    I'm fine Penny .. how's things in your part of the world? Are you still at work .. actually, guess you are, ha. I don't do that anymore!Currently we are 9pm here and 25oC and I'm about to go...
    I'm fine Penny .. how's things in your part of the world? Are you still at work .. actually, guess you are, ha. I don't do that anymore!Currently we are 9pm here and 25oC and I'm about to go outside and eat a chilli so I won't be back on line for a couple of hours.Have a nice evening and...
    I'm fine Penny .. how's things in your part of the world? Are you still at work .. actually, guess you are, ha. I don't do that anymore!Currently we are 9pm here and 25oC and I'm about to go outside and eat a chilli so I won't be back on line...
    I'm fine Penny .. how's things in your part of the world? Are you still at work .. actually, guess you are, ha. I don't do that anymore!Currently we are 9pm here and 25oC and I'm about to go...
    rosa, Sep 12, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Victoria
    Sep 12, 2006
  24. rosa

    Jazz Is Poorly

    I am so sorry to hear that Jazz is feeling poorly. I do hope that you will soon be feeling better again. love Poppy x
    I am so sorry to hear that Jazz is feeling poorly. I do hope that you will soon be feeling better again. love Poppy x
    I am so sorry to hear that Jazz is feeling poorly. I do hope that you will soon be feeling better again. love Poppy x
    I am so sorry to hear that Jazz is feeling poorly. I do hope that you will soon be feeling better again. love Poppy x
    rosa, Sep 11, 2006 ... 2
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    Poppy33
    Sep 13, 2006
  25. jjordie

    Try this....

    pretty average on a lot of things room for improvement
    pretty average on a lot of things room for improvement
    pretty average on a lot of things room for improvement
    pretty average on a lot of things room for improvement
    jjordie, Sep 13, 2006
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    rosa
    Sep 13, 2006
  26. rosa

    HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MR & MRS KANDY

    Thanks Strongy.Just got back from a lovely meal out with Mr Kandy.Now I feel like I will pop.It is so nice not to have to cook once in a while. Thankyou,and I hope you enjoy yours when it comes
    Thanks Strongy.Just got back from a lovely meal out with Mr Kandy.Now I feel like I will pop.It is so nice not to have to cook once in a while. Thankyou,and I hope you enjoy yours when it comes
    Thanks Strongy.Just got back from a lovely meal out with Mr Kandy.Now I feel like I will pop.It is so nice not to have to cook once in a while. Thankyou,and I hope you enjoy yours when it comes
    Thanks Strongy.Just got back from a lovely meal out with Mr Kandy.Now I feel like I will pop.It is so nice not to have to cook once in a while. Thankyou,and I hope you enjoy yours when it comes
    rosa, Sep 11, 2006 ... 2 3
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    Kandy
    Sep 13, 2006
  27. Webmaster

    Websites that are not what they seem ...

    :rolleyes: :D
    :rolleyes: :D
    :rolleyes: :D
    :rolleyes: :D
    Webmaster, Sep 13, 2006
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Sep 14, 2006
  28. rosa

    general muppet day time chit-chat

    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks...
    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks in at another show but i haven't heard how he's done yet.These lot wanting fed suppose i'll have to...
    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks in at another show but i haven't heard how he's...
    Hi guys what a fantastic day we've had here weather wise ,been getting more grasses so deciding where they will go.Going to see the leek show at canonbie for a little while,also my Dad has leeks...
    rosa, Sep 8, 2006 ... 15 16 17
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    Gogs
    Sep 16, 2006
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