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i'll see you there! Im going down on 29th June cant wait!

If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...it would be a good thing!

Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.

'Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands'.

Thats so funny! OWG :D

Excellent, Kandy, thank you for that! I love watching the Lippizaners perform.

nice one

Sorry guys, Can not claim the credit for that one, but have to assume that the farmer was Austrailian. Woops smack my wrist.

A drunk comes out of the pub and sees a bloke selling tortoises and buys one; half an hour later he returns and says "can I have another of those crusty pies please"(dons tin hat and takes cover)

ok andyk throat a lot easier now.

It' just all too cold when you get North of Watford. I thought that was where Scotland started, anyway.

know the feeling, i,m forever forgetting to answer to e-mails my friends especially kandy waited for my answer over a week done that twice to her :D :D

SWIM ACROSS!!!!! Do you reckon I could do it with my floats, Dalbuie? :D

terrible!

How did you know all these facts about me when we have never met? :confused: PS I am only 42!!! I can make matters more scary in that I listen to radio 4 and even my mum wont :rolleyes: I like your style

OWG,I have only ever flown once in the 1970's over to Jersey.My hubby would in no way fy as he is convised something will happen.Every year we see the film reports of planes being delayed and passengers having to sleep on the floor and missing their holidays...too stressful :rolleyes:We...

ROFL, forwarded to a trusted few.Cheers MIKE

I have printed that off for the other half Excellent!Take carePaul

Try this for the ultimate(?) speaking alarm clock, turn your sound up thenclick hereCheers MIKE