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  1. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    Who Do They Call?

    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  2. HarryS

    Worlds Worst Burglars !

    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
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  3. Jack Sparrow

    Quark cheese

    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
    Popular in Germany and used in cheese cakes. Seen it recently in Aldi.
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  4. Doghouse Riley
    Like x 3

    I Really Can't Think What Has Happened to Me!

    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now because that individual happened to be gay, I was...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.Now...
    That's the problem these days.People can over-react.I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the...
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  5. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    Vegan Pescatarian ?

    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty ones.Or the meat eaters at the front of the queue...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same implements they're using to serve the meaty...
    There's still people who think Marmite and Bovril are the same.Or those serving lunches who think you're being unreasonable because you object to having your veggie meal served with the same...
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  6. Phil A
    Funny x 9

    Shock Headline

    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
    Yep I can see it from my window,no one needs it to day
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  7. BeeHappy
    Like x 3

    "Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus." HAPPY ST DAVIDS DAY EVERYONE

    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
    For all our Welsh members
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  8. JWK
    Funny x 10

    Things not to do in the snow

    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
    :goodpost: cheers @JWK :thumbsup:
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  9. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    WD 40

    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be trying to run.
    Back in the 70s I remember my main problem, with a few cars, was not starting them, but turning them off. I had one Escort and you could almost get out and lock the door and it would still be...
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  10. Phil A
    Locked
    Friendly x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey winter 2018

    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
    New thread here :pcthwack:
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  11. BeeHappy

    Happy Birthday Jungle Jane

    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
    Happy birthday :birthday::spring:
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  12. Jack Sparrow

    TV connection

    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
    @martin-f the problem is fixed now. Somebody’s fixed it for her. Thanks for your help. Sorry to have bothered you.G.
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  13. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... (2018)

    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was offensively condescending, patronising remarks designed...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of music. What the thread descended into was...
    The above comments have caused the closure of this thread due to it being made unfit for purpose, that being the friendly, commonsense exchanges of knowledge and advice along with the enjoyment of...
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  14. Doghouse Riley

    Anyone Remember Cooly?

    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
    I guess it would only appeal to all those who like to watch Athletics.It was obviously an athlete under all that as he tackled the hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
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  15. Phil A

    Quatermass and the pit

    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
    That's about right @longk on the witch lark..never knowned so much nonsense in all my life :wallbanging:
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  16. BeeHappy
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  17. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 3

    MR PUTIN TAKES A QUESTION.

    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
    I think most people in the UK would rather slag off Trump than Putin. Not sure why, but then we do have an awful lot of snowflakes.
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  18. clanless
    Funny x 7

    A concerned bystander?

    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
    I don't know about the guy on the right, but I'm thinking about which one of the Stormtroopers is my son's best friend. :biggrin:
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  19. roders
    Funny x 4

    Football fans.....Liverpool.

    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
    Can't wait for the Champions League final! :fingers crossed: :lfcynwa:
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    2
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  20. Doghouse Riley
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