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  1. oldwinegum

    I have a dream

    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
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  2. Kandy

    All Creatures Great and Small

    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all...
    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all enteries could be used in their magazine etc, without attributing to the photographer. anyway, i didn't...
    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all enteries could be used in their magazine etc, without...
    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all...
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  3. Kandy

    She Was Lucky.. And She Isn't Even Blonde

    what an idiot, how do you not realise your on a railway.... wouldnt it be a little bumpy?!
    what an idiot, how do you not realise your on a railway.... wouldnt it be a little bumpy?!
    what an idiot, how do you not realise your on a railway.... wouldnt it be a little bumpy?!
    what an idiot, how do you not realise your on a railway.... wouldnt it be a little bumpy?!
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  4. Gogs

    Happy Hols. MF..!

    I think I have got on here a bit late and already missed you :eek: but I still hope you have, or had, a great time. :cool: :D
    I think I have got on here a bit late and already missed you :eek: but I still hope you have, or had, a great time. :cool: :D
    I think I have got on here a bit late and already missed you :eek: but I still hope you have, or had, a great time. :cool: :D
    I think I have got on here a bit late and already missed you :eek: but I still hope you have, or had, a great time. :cool: :D
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  5. rosa

    Meet Gordon & Iona

    they are cute, got one for my friends 25th wedding anniversary as well as something silver of course and i spotted these 2 i liked and had to have them
    they are cute, got one for my friends 25th wedding anniversary as well as something silver of course and i spotted these 2 i liked and had to have them
    they are cute, got one for my friends 25th wedding anniversary as well as something silver of course and i spotted these 2 i liked and had to have them
    they are cute, got one for my friends 25th wedding anniversary as well as something silver of course and i spotted these 2 i liked and had to have them
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  6. shiney

    The Bunny and the Snake

    Bwahahahaha!
    Bwahahahaha!
    Bwahahahaha!
    Bwahahahaha!
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  7. jjordie

    What do these words have in common?

    Just saw it as I looked at it jjordie didn't think it was that hard. Some you see straight away others I bang my head on the wall for hours and see nothing. What is an ananab? Is that a...
    Just saw it as I looked at it jjordie didn't think it was that hard. Some you see straight away others I bang my head on the wall for hours and see nothing. What is an ananab? Is that a word? actually its banana spelt backwards LOL was just showing how it works.
    Just saw it as I looked at it jjordie didn't think it was that hard. Some you see straight away others I bang my head on the wall for hours and see nothing. What is an ananab? Is that a word? actually its banana spelt backwards LOL was just...
    Just saw it as I looked at it jjordie didn't think it was that hard. Some you see straight away others I bang my head on the wall for hours and see nothing. What is an ananab? Is that a...
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  8. Marley Farley

    Check this out, Dog Lovers everywhere...!!!!

    There is only one word to sum up those pictures.WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is only one word to sum up those pictures.WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is only one word to sum up those pictures.WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
    There is only one word to sum up those pictures.WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
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  9. dalbuie

    13 things.....

    Particularly Meaningful Stuff!! :D
    Particularly Meaningful Stuff!! :D
    Particularly Meaningful Stuff!! :D
    Particularly Meaningful Stuff!! :D
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  10. oldwinegum

    A ,must have, for the summer!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUWCLBKK3E paste to browser as per.
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  11. jjordie

    How many men....

    Trust a woman to nit pic
    Trust a woman to nit pic
    Trust a woman to nit pic
    Trust a woman to nit pic
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  12. Marley Farley

    The Bath Tub Test...!!!!!!!

    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
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  13. oldwinegum

    wives???? don't you just!!!!

    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
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  14. oldwinegum

    another break for you.

    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
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  15. oldwinegum

    b4Igo. An improvement on the earlier version, I think.

    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
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  17. oldwinegum

    P.S to the bath tub joke

    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
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  18. oldwinegum

    for the 30s,40s,50s,60s, and 70s gang (and their children)

    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a pint if you were underage in those days!)Not sure whether these days are better or worse but certainly...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a pint if you were underage in those days!)Not sure...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a...
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  19. oldwinegum

    understanding women

    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning...
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband", . . . ."He's still not seeing things my way." ;)
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband",...
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning...
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  20. oldwinegum

    cant remember if you have had the pleasure!!!

    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
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