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  1. Marley Farley

    The Bath Tub Test...!!!!!!!

    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
    Would they let us have our secateurs, Marley? That could be a bit of a problem! :eek:So maybe that answers your question, Pal - sneak some in to us inside a cake! ;)
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  2. oldwinegum

    wives???? don't you just!!!!

    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
    The Glazgy kiss.Sweet as a nut. :D :D
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  3. oldwinegum

    another break for you.

    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
    Hope you have a tooty fruity time oldwinegum.Hurry back.You`ll be missed.
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  4. oldwinegum

    b4Igo. An improvement on the earlier version, I think.

    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
    Oldwinegum,you are quite mad and quite right. :D :D
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  6. oldwinegum

    P.S to the bath tub joke

    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
    Was it Archimedes who discovered that when a body is immersed in water..... the phone rings.
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  7. oldwinegum

    for the 30s,40s,50s,60s, and 70s gang (and their children)

    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a pint if you were underage in those days!)Not sure whether these days are better or worse but certainly...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a pint if you were underage in those days!)Not sure...
    Hmm! Yeah all very true but I also remember children in Leg-irons having suffered from Polio. Also the dreaded T.B was common. It wasn't all beer and skittles. (Although it was easier to get a...
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  8. oldwinegum

    understanding women

    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning...
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband", . . . ."He's still not seeing things my way." ;)
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband",...
    A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eye glasses that she had purchased for her husband a week before.The assistant greets her, "What seems to be the problem, madam?""I'm returning...
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  9. oldwinegum

    cant remember if you have had the pleasure!!!

    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
    http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnsfw.com/?539f99befa5009ae034e97dbf1d16620 cut and paste into your browser. If its been posted b4 sorry.
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  10. oldwinegum

    sorry about the quality, only just back from me hols.

    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
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  11. oldwinegum

    Rolling road block

    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
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  12. shiney

    Sayings

    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
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  13. Whiley

    Whileys birthday party - drunk fairies ahoy!

    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
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  14. oldwinegum

    Do not steal.

    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
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  15. oldwinegum

    complaints department

    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
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  16. Marley Farley

    The Four Cats...!!

    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
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  17. Marley Farley

    Coffee Time..!!!

    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
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  18. oldwinegum

    no more for now

    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
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  19. oldwinegum

    cricket joke

    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
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  20. oldwinegum

    Discussion groups

    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
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