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  1. oldwinegum

    sorry about the quality, only just back from me hols.

    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
    Hope you had a nice time on your hols, great to have you back though, you didn't go to Ireland did you? keep em coming "every one's a cracker,"now where have I heard that before . :D :D
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  2. oldwinegum

    Rolling road block

    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
    Hi, owg. Coming down our way? The New Forest. Have a good week.
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  3. shiney

    Sayings

    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
    Very good Shiney,you are improving,just like rising dough :D :D
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  4. Whiley

    Whileys birthday party - drunk fairies ahoy!

    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
    Cheers chappies.Wasn't a bad one!
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  5. oldwinegum

    Do not steal.

    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
    Tony and Gordon do not like compatition.
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  6. oldwinegum

    complaints department

    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
    I am crying and have cramps from laughing. I must pass this one along to several people I know would enjoy it too. Thanks for sharing it with us owg.
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  7. Marley Farley

    The Four Cats...!!

    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
    :D Yes I thought this was the best of the two as well.... :D :D
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  8. Marley Farley

    Coffee Time..!!!

    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
    But still, Canadians are nice...
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  9. oldwinegum

    no more for now

    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
    How sad owg ... but I just watched the weather report for the UK and maybe we won't lose you for long ... a day or so! :D :D
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  10. oldwinegum

    cricket joke

    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
    :eek: ........ :D :D
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  11. oldwinegum

    Discussion groups

    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
    OWG,that has never happened! Not once did we leave our kiddies with the Grandparents...We did leave the dog with the Monster-in-law.... and she lost it!!
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  12. oldwinegum

    second discussion group

    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
    A bit like, " ahusband has swapped sexual freedom for sexual security"
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  13. Victoria

    Food for Thought

    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
    The haves and have nots can often be traced back to the dids and did nots. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Be careful what you wish for, it might come true
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  14. compostee

    golfers beware!

    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
    Just shows, Quality is better than quantity.
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  15. oldwinegum

    So the weather was not very good today

    another goodun owg keep em coming
    another goodun owg keep em coming
    another goodun owg keep em coming
    another goodun owg keep em coming
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  16. oldwinegum

    Tesco's Greeter

    ahahah
    ahahah
    ahahah
    ahahah
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  17. oldwinegum

    even quicker

    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
    Have you heard the one about the magic tractor??It went down the lane and turned into a field.
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  18. oldwinegum

    a quicky

    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
    Just a short oneEnglishman to Irishman: "You're talking far too fast" Irishman"You're not listening quickly enough...!"
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  19. elainefiz

    Where`s Rosa and Hornbeam?

    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitor...
    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitorhttp://elderberry3.bestbulletinboard.com/login.php?sid=3e96e429feabc26c18bd7be94acc1e9f
    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitorhttp://elderberry3.bestbulletinboard.com/login.php?sid=3e96e429feabc26c18bd7be94acc1e9f
    It's Elderberry Tree Art, Liz. This is a link to the log-in page for it, but I believe you don't have to register, you can go on as a visitor...
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  20. jjordie

    Chocolate

    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos...
    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos it's doing me good :D"Hands up - which of us hasn't gone 'Mmmm' at the thought of a chocolatey...
    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos it's doing me good :D"Hands up - which of us...
    Chocolate again :DItems about chocolate keep appearing :rolleyes: as I am googling - this little bit of information says it's GOOD for you! Now I won't feel guilty if I sneak a piece 'cos...
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