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Guess @woo got scared of that one then

Do this maths problem; amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.For as long as I can remember, I have loved maths tricks. This one really works!It will take you only about ten seconds and, amazingly, it will reveal yourall-time favorite movie.I'm pretty good at maths, so I...

Thanks Harry. I was so distracted by his mixed accent I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying.

Good morning I just love getting older ,it means that I didn't die youngall those years of treating the youngsters with respect and listening to them at times has paid off,they all (well most of them show respect and help me if I need it) age is just a state of mind,enjoy your day

An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan fried drop scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his...

Then there's Eva Fernandez, from the same college, she's twenty-one.Now branching out with her own group

My late partner, Maureen used to go Salsa & Smooth Jive dancing, at her funeral we had Dancing Queen by Abba played. I can't listen to that song now.

Can't imagine how this came before congress... the man really does not like to be criticised!

Merry Xmas to all on GC

You are of course right @Victoria she was a Burmese cross. We got her as a kitten from my sister-in-law in the autumn. She was a very friendly nice little cat to humans but very territorial and especially ferocious if she saw a dog.

I don't make New Year resolutions and have only made two in the past, both of which I have kept.

No Hangover morning.

Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this....

I get calls year round from scammers telling me that they, the tax people, will be coming for me if I do not immediately pay my tax owing. Their English is appalling and that is why I guess they keep calling people because they do nab immigrants for whom English is a second language. I feel sad...

I bought some of those foil blankets (the one's they use in emergencies) with the idea of using them in the greenhouse, draping them over my cuttings and cannas for extra warmth, the grandkids asked if they could open one of course I said yes, they had a mess about with it then left it, about an...