The Muppet Show

my greater knowledge??????????? in the words of the famous waiter, " i know nothing"

Came across this in my file and I can't remember whether I've posted it before.Banish the use of the four-letter words Whose meanings are never obscure. The Angles, the Saxons, those hardy old birds, Were vulgar, obscene and impure. But cherish the use of the weaselling phrase That never...

Loved it if only it was that easy!!!! mind you the way I sing I would probably encourage more cats to be in my garden to join in the chorus (but best we dont mention the C-- word dont want to be responsible for bringing that subject up again :D :D )

A man with more muscle than brains went for a job as a lumberjack. The foreman asked him if he had done lumberjacking before to which the man said no. The foreman decided to give him a chance and asked for three trees to be felled and cut into six foot logs in an hour. "Remember now", said the...

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I wish I could have laid claim to that one, I have to say that on quality you are ahead. Nice one.

:D The first pair look like a bed jacket my gran used to wear!The second were fashionable in the 1980`s and the third pair look like rubbers used over a baby`s nappy in the 70`s.

Cough, cough, from a blonde who carries a tape measure around with her ...

[ 17. March 2007, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]

is alan price as well known as GC these days :D

Now I know where the saying the Butt of the joke came from. :D

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and...

Thanks, sheppy, glad this got around again ...

Anytime Shiney,Carrier Pigeon on it's way,well that's if my cat doesn't eat it first :D

Young fiz went out on his bike earlier.One of his pals called for him while he was out and Mr.fiz answered the door.A bit later,young fiz comes back and Mr.fiz tells him his friend had called."Who was it?"asks yf. "I dunno"says mf. "Did he have a canny big head?"asks yf."Yes"says mf."Right,...

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I wasn't in THE heat then, owg, no apologies required! That was twelve years ago, I've only been here six! :D :D

BM You're lucky you didn't end up in a peni-tentiary!------------- shiney