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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. jjordie

    Google surprises me sometimes!

    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    is alan price as well known as GC these days :D
    jjordie, Mar 16, 2007
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    compostee
    Mar 16, 2007
  2. Gogs

    Dogs Convention

    Now I know where the saying the Butt of the joke came from. :D
    Now I know where the saying the Butt of the joke came from. :D
    Now I know where the saying the Butt of the joke came from. :D
    Now I know where the saying the Butt of the joke came from. :D
    Gogs, Mar 16, 2007
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    wiseowl
    Mar 16, 2007
  3. oldwinegum

    You just never know when !!

    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking...
    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning! He slams the door and...
    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance," says the husband, "it is...
    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking...
    oldwinegum, Mar 16, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Mar 16, 2007
  4. Victoria

    FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN

    Thanks, sheppy, glad this got around again ...
    Thanks, sheppy, glad this got around again ...
    Thanks, sheppy, glad this got around again ...
    Thanks, sheppy, glad this got around again ...
    Victoria, Mar 6, 2007
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    Victoria
    Mar 15, 2007
  5. Kandy

    'Shiney's Quiz'

    Anytime Shiney,Carrier Pigeon on it's way,well that's if my cat doesn't eat it first :D
    Anytime Shiney,Carrier Pigeon on it's way,well that's if my cat doesn't eat it first :D
    Anytime Shiney,Carrier Pigeon on it's way,well that's if my cat doesn't eat it first :D
    Anytime Shiney,Carrier Pigeon on it's way,well that's if my cat doesn't eat it first :D
    Kandy, Mar 13, 2007
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    Kandy
    Mar 15, 2007
  6. elainefiz

    Who is it?

    Young fiz went out on his bike earlier.One of his pals called for him while he was out and Mr.fiz answered the door.A bit later,young fiz comes back and Mr.fiz tells him his friend had called."Who...
    Young fiz went out on his bike earlier.One of his pals called for him while he was out and Mr.fiz answered the door.A bit later,young fiz comes back and Mr.fiz tells him his friend had called."Who was it?"asks yf. "I dunno"says mf. "Did he have a canny big head?"asks yf."Yes"says mf."Right,...
    Young fiz went out on his bike earlier.One of his pals called for him while he was out and Mr.fiz answered the door.A bit later,young fiz comes back and Mr.fiz tells him his friend had called."Who was it?"asks yf. "I dunno"says mf. "Did he have a...
    Young fiz went out on his bike earlier.One of his pals called for him while he was out and Mr.fiz answered the door.A bit later,young fiz comes back and Mr.fiz tells him his friend had called."Who...
    elainefiz, Mar 13, 2007
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    elainefiz
    Mar 13, 2007
  7. lisa0307

    Good Bit Of Acting....

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    lisa0307, Mar 10, 2007
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    compostee
    Mar 12, 2007
  8. oldwinegum

    spel cheker???

    I wasn't in THE heat then, owg, no apologies required! That was twelve years ago, I've only been here six! :D :D
    I wasn't in THE heat then, owg, no apologies required! That was twelve years ago, I've only been here six! :D :D
    I wasn't in THE heat then, owg, no apologies required! That was twelve years ago, I've only been here six! :D :D
    I wasn't in THE heat then, owg, no apologies required! That was twelve years ago, I've only been here six! :D :D
    oldwinegum, Mar 9, 2007
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    Victoria
    Mar 9, 2007
  9. Marley Farley

    A womans Revenge is sweet.....

    Marley Farley, Mar 8, 2007
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    Daisies
    Mar 9, 2007
  10. shiney

    New Tax

    BM You're lucky you didn't end up in a peni-tentiary!------------- shiney
    BM You're lucky you didn't end up in a peni-tentiary!------------- shiney
    BM You're lucky you didn't end up in a peni-tentiary!------------- shiney
    BM You're lucky you didn't end up in a peni-tentiary!------------- shiney
    shiney, Mar 6, 2007 ... 2
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    shiney
    Mar 8, 2007
  11. shiney

    Tesco's Medical Diagnosis

    :D
    :D
    :D
    :D
    shiney, Mar 6, 2007
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    Webmaster
    Mar 7, 2007
  12. Banana Man

    The Moral to the Story is...............

    True-true, a lot of the times!
    True-true, a lot of the times!
    True-true, a lot of the times!
    True-true, a lot of the times!
    Banana Man, Mar 2, 2007 ... 2
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    Kedi-Gato
    Mar 7, 2007
  13. lisa0307

    Prank Call To Asda...

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    lisa0307, Mar 4, 2007
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    Honey Bee
    Mar 5, 2007
  14. shiney

    Friendly Customer Services

    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    A nice way to send a letter of complaint, and also that they replied in kind.
    shiney, Mar 4, 2007
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    Kedi-Gato
    Mar 5, 2007
  15. Blackthorn

    Cows

    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Ah! That explains that one! Thanks Blackthorn!
    Blackthorn, Mar 4, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    Mar 4, 2007
  16. lisa0307

    Sheep.....

    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    lisa0307, Mar 4, 2007
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    lisa0307
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  17. lisa0307

    Ainsleys Sausages....

    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    [ 17. March 2007, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: lisa0307 ]
    lisa0307, Mar 4, 2007
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    lisa0307
    Mar 4, 2007
  18. oldwinegum

    The Lone Ranger

    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    That is what I keep telling my grandchildren.
    oldwinegum, Feb 25, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Mar 4, 2007
  19. oldwinegum

    What do retired people do all day?

    Too late owg. It already has!!
    Too late owg. It already has!!
    Too late owg. It already has!!
    Too late owg. It already has!!
    oldwinegum, Mar 3, 2007
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    Daisies
    Mar 4, 2007
  20. oldwinegum

    dont laugh, it could happen

    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    Wonderful - and I hope he and that dour scot are visitors to this site :D :D
    oldwinegum, Mar 3, 2007
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    Fran
    Mar 3, 2007
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