The Muppet Show

Agree.Stake the Dahlias and the Gladioli Deadhead at least the roses Water the tomatoes!!!!! Buy bread and milk

Well, I think it is ...

@Selleri, I am glad that it is not just me - I am a black-belt in procrastination, having surpassed that vital badge in 'not giving a monkeys' some time ago........ shortly after I went past that village called "Caring" I think....

Good afternoon @strongylodon my friend my owl like body is younger but my brain is a thousand years oldWhy thank you @lolimac my friend

Well worth a watch.

150 from Virgin phone line to Virgin @Mike Allen . I've never had a call forwarded on to anyone else.

Wales have a good team but to quote Prince Charles Re the Springboks "they're big buggers aren't they"..Which ever way it looks to be a cracking final..Only weird thing is..it seems odd sat watching it with a cuppa

Cheerio 2019!

Compare that to reports in the media here.. The number 183 refers to the amount of fires started by Green activists. The source is quoted as from a newspaper called "The Australian" and owned by Rupert Murdoch.From other Swedish sources, only two people have been arrested, and 171 have died.

Hi,Smile because its time the world lightened up a bit. Kind regards, Colin.

PLEASE NOTE heading for this section:-The Muppet Show ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes.Two businessmen in the centre of Canberra........were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...As yet, the shop wasn't ready,...

Do they grow from tubers??

Old saying " Be careful what you wish for.. "

Old Tommy Cooper joke. Doctor I have a strawberry growing out of my head Hang on I'll get you some cream for that.

Oh, I don't know @shiney - in this artificial, some might say dress age, I find them quite refreshing.

Who needs an excuse for doing that

It does look as though Donald has been drinking his blond hair colour potion. He has a lot on his plate at present and it's showing.. As my own hair receded i started to cut it short and i like the easy care that the bonce now receives.. But i won't garden without my bush wackers green canvas...