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The Muppet Show

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK !!!! Section For General Banter And Laughs Including Jokes

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  1. intermiplants

    oh no!! jose mourihno

    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    God. He's lost 2 million since I heard it.
    intermiplants, Sep 20, 2007
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    Sarraceniac
    Sep 20, 2007
  2. Dorsetmike

    Nanny goes over the top!!

    high mike glad youre out of hospital. know how you feel,just got billy home as well he has to go back in two weeks time to have his gall bladder out,oh not a happy chappy,keep well kathy
    high mike glad youre out of hospital. know how you feel,just got billy home as well he has to go back in two weeks time to have his gall bladder out,oh not a happy chappy,keep well kathy
    high mike glad youre out of hospital. know how you feel,just got billy home as well he has to go back in two weeks time to have his gall bladder out,oh not a happy chappy,keep well kathy
    high mike glad youre out of hospital. know how you feel,just got billy home as well he has to go back in two weeks time to have his gall bladder out,oh not a happy chappy,keep well kathy
    Dorsetmike, Sep 5, 2007
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    Kathy3
    Sep 14, 2007
  3. oldwinegum

    a polar bear joke ( its animals this week folks)

    First class :DAnother from the master :D
    First class :DAnother from the master :D
    First class :DAnother from the master :D
    First class :DAnother from the master :D
    oldwinegum, Jul 30, 2007
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    accidentalgardener
    Aug 2, 2007
  4. Phil A

    Nightmare before Christmas

    :scratch:
    :scratch:
    :scratch:
    :scratch:
    Phil A, Dec 25, 2017
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    shiney
    Dec 25, 2017
  5. liliana

    Whistle Barcelona !

    :yikes:
    :yikes:
    :yikes:
    :yikes:
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    liliana, May 6, 2014
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    liliana
    May 6, 2014
  6. KFF

    RIP Liz Dawn aka Vera Duckworth

    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    KFF, Sep 26, 2017
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    Fat Controller
    Sep 26, 2017
  7. liliana
    Like x 3

    Special baby Echidna.

    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    Aw i want one:wub2:
    liliana, Dec 20, 2012
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    Lolimac
    Dec 20, 2012
  8. ClaraLou
    Like x 7

    Freudian slip ...

    :snork:
    :snork:
    :snork:
    :snork:
    ClaraLou, May 31, 2012
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    Phil A
    May 31, 2012
  9. borrowers

    Here's one to get you stratching your heads

    No, David, just a mine of useless information :D :D :D
    No, David, just a mine of useless information :D :D :D
    No, David, just a mine of useless information :D :D :D
    No, David, just a mine of useless information :D :D :D
    borrowers, Mar 22, 2008
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    shiney
    Mar 23, 2008
  10. oldwinegum

    church news +2

    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    oldwinegum, Jun 3, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jun 3, 2007
  11. dirt-digger

    salad on the go

    on about take your lunch with you
    on about take your lunch with you
    on about take your lunch with you
    on about take your lunch with you
    dirt-digger, Feb 25, 2012
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    dirt-digger
    Feb 25, 2012
  12. clueless1

    Interesting (legitimate) email subject

    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn" :heehee:
    clueless1, Sep 9, 2013
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    Kristen
    Sep 10, 2013
  13. borrowers

    Ducks quack

    Good evening,If you can't trust the BBC who can you trust?My husband heard it on the Discovery Channel. Flipping heck, what is true these days?Thank you for putting us striahgt.cheers
    Good evening,If you can't trust the BBC who can you trust?My husband heard it on the Discovery Channel. Flipping heck, what is true these days?Thank you for putting us striahgt.cheers
    Good evening,If you can't trust the BBC who can you trust?My husband heard it on the Discovery Channel. Flipping heck, what is true these days?Thank you for putting us striahgt.cheers
    Good evening,If you can't trust the BBC who can you trust?My husband heard it on the Discovery Channel. Flipping heck, what is true these days?Thank you for putting us striahgt.cheers
    borrowers, Mar 22, 2008
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    borrowers
    Mar 22, 2008
  14. liliana

    Crazy Gorilla.

    gorilla.jpg
    liliana, Dec 31, 2012
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    liliana
    Dec 31, 2012
  15. CharlieBot
    Like x 3

    An Easter miracle!

    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    CharlieBot, Apr 10, 2015
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    Sheal
    Apr 10, 2015
  16. oldwinegum

    And for the Harley lovers

    The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed...
    The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."Arthur thought...
    The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with...
    The inventor of the Harley Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed...
    oldwinegum, Jul 31, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jul 31, 2007
  17. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Fat Controller, Oct 14, 2017
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    Jiffy
    Oct 15, 2017
  18. Dorsetmike

    Birth control

    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor...
    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there...
    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to...
    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor...
    Dorsetmike, Aug 15, 2007
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    Dorsetmike
    Aug 15, 2007
  19. liliana

    Bob the Cat

    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    Former heroin addict saved by Bob the cat. Made into a book, now being made into a film. Bob is so sweet.
    bob the cat.jpg
    liliana, Nov 4, 2012
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    liliana
    Nov 4, 2012
  20. noisette47
    Like x 3

    2017 Tour de France

    If I can get close enough for all the motorhomes, @JWK! Three years ago they passed by 2kms from our house, so we duly stood at the side of the main road for two hours (on the principle that...
    If I can get close enough for all the motorhomes, @JWK! Three years ago they passed by 2kms from our house, so we duly stood at the side of the main road for two hours (on the principle that they'd never pass this way again) in the pouring rain. Thirty seconds of blurred colours later, it was...
    If I can get close enough for all the motorhomes, @JWK! Three years ago they passed by 2kms from our house, so we duly stood at the side of the main road for two hours (on the principle that they'd never pass this way again) in the pouring rain....
    If I can get close enough for all the motorhomes, @JWK! Three years ago they passed by 2kms from our house, so we duly stood at the side of the main road for two hours (on the principle that...
    noisette47, Jul 11, 2017
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    noisette47
    Jul 11, 2017
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