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  1. oldwinegum

    Police Chase

    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
    Reckon you're spot on there Pete. Live by the sword and all that!!
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  2. Marley Farley

    Why bother with a Helmet..???????????

    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
    :rolleyes: :eek: :D Oh my Goodness....!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: That's worse than the bikes...!!!!! :eek: :eek:
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  3. oldwinegum

    How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
    In the local parlance - "Whit a stotter!"Where's the candles thread? :D
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  4. jjordie

    Gardening Humour

    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
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  5. Trux

    Why are gardens better than women?

    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.Ladies--(DO CARE)--!You have answered your own question.Ladies are the best by a mile.
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  6. oldwinegum

    only read if you were born before 1970

    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was...
    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was 21.A cave?? I used to dreeeeeeeem about living in a cave. All we had was an old ditch.
    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was 21.A cave?? I used to dreeeeeeeem about living in...
    You were lucky, shiney. We used to dreeeeeeeeeeeeem about having candles. We had to find some old newspaper and then rub two sticks together to light it. I never even saw a mint until I was...
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  7. rosa

    Happy Valentines

    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
    oh yes please dailbuie that looks delightful
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  8. oldwinegum
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  9. oldwinegum

    another bad joke

    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
    YI-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. :D
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  10. oldwinegum

    Women drivers

    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: ...
    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    Look at this muppet then...Very easy to roll your car and kill your friend.http://s41.photobucket.com/albums/e271/Mrpulsar/?action=view¤t=Dave20roll.flv:rolleyes: ...
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  11. oldwinegum

    A fishy tail

    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
    My slippery eel, you are doing swimmingly well!
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  12. oldwinegum
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  13. oldwinegum

    Sorry to go on its cause I cant get into the garden

    Please don`t stop.You crack me up. :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Please don`t stop.You crack me up. :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Please don`t stop.You crack me up. :D :D :D :D :D :D
    Please don`t stop.You crack me up. :D :D :D :D :D :D
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  14. oldwinegum

    stolen credit card

    Banana Man, Haven't you noticed? Most things get better with a bit of maturity. ttfn
    Banana Man, Haven't you noticed? Most things get better with a bit of maturity. ttfn
    Banana Man, Haven't you noticed? Most things get better with a bit of maturity. ttfn
    Banana Man, Haven't you noticed? Most things get better with a bit of maturity. ttfn
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  15. Webmaster

    For the men

    Thats me,thats me! :D
    Thats me,thats me! :D
    Thats me,thats me! :D
    Thats me,thats me! :D
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  16. rosa

    OUR FIRST PICTURE muppetts

    miraflores think its bm, you had better ask him, I pinched the picture off him, didnt i bm :D :D
    miraflores think its bm, you had better ask him, I pinched the picture off him, didnt i bm :D :D
    miraflores think its bm, you had better ask him, I pinched the picture off him, didnt i bm :D :D
    miraflores think its bm, you had better ask him, I pinched the picture off him, didnt i bm :D :D
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  17. Banana Man

    You Muppets !

    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
    I love the Muppets Still made me laugh!!! The crazy chef was one of my faves and Waldorf and Statler... Bring back the Muppets!!!! :D :D
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  18. tig

    have some fun

    WOW...!!really great FUN... many thanks for your info..dear Tig
    WOW...!!really great FUN... many thanks for your info..dear Tig
    WOW...!!really great FUN... many thanks for your info..dear Tig
    WOW...!!really great FUN... many thanks for your info..dear Tig
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  19. oldwinegum

    The answer lies in the soil (or globle warming is a myth)

    totally agree with you oldwinegum. Look how deep archeologists have to dig to find old pottery that was thrown to the ground. Surely thats proof in itself !!!!! lol
    totally agree with you oldwinegum. Look how deep archeologists have to dig to find old pottery that was thrown to the ground. Surely thats proof in itself !!!!! lol
    totally agree with you oldwinegum. Look how deep archeologists have to dig to find old pottery that was thrown to the ground. Surely thats proof in itself !!!!! lol
    totally agree with you oldwinegum. Look how deep archeologists have to dig to find old pottery that was thrown to the ground. Surely thats proof in itself !!!!! lol
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  20. oldwinegum

    A none story

    THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITIONAfter an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart...
    THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITIONAfter an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.3. Chinese drink...
    THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITIONAfter an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and...
    THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITIONAfter an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart...
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