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  1. Gizmo
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  2. Gizmo
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  3. Gizmo
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  4. Gizmo
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  5. Gizmo
    Funny x 5

    diy cabin

    I'm confused now:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    I'm confused now:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    I'm confused now:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    I'm confused now:heehee::heehee::heehee:
    diy cabin.jpg Screenshot 2023-04-25 155330.png Screenshot 2023-04-25 155352.png
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  6. JWK
    Like x 3

    Cheese madness

    Cheese rolling race: Hundreds compete in Coopers Hill event
    Cheese rolling race: Hundreds compete in Coopers Hill event
    Cheese rolling race: Hundreds compete in Coopers Hill event
    Cheese rolling race: Hundreds compete in Coopers Hill event
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  7. Retired

    Please change to English.

    Hi,Many thanks for taking the time to reply I really appreciate it.Yes I can usually spot the box stating translate but although I've been to Specsavers recently I couldn't see it hence I...
    Hi,Many thanks for taking the time to reply I really appreciate it.Yes I can usually spot the box stating translate but although I've been to Specsavers recently I couldn't see it hence I asked the question; I can now reply; here's the video if of interest I think it's lovely;Can’t help...
    Hi,Many thanks for taking the time to reply I really appreciate it.Yes I can usually spot the box stating translate but although I've been to Specsavers recently I couldn't see it hence I asked the question; I can now reply; here's the video...
    Hi,Many thanks for taking the time to reply I really appreciate it.Yes I can usually spot the box stating translate but although I've been to Specsavers recently I couldn't see it hence I...
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  8. wiseowl
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    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2023

    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
    Link to new threadYawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024
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  9. redstar

    Happy Birthday Robert Burns, January 25

    Yeah Whisky sounds good.:roflol:
    Yeah Whisky sounds good.:roflol:
    Yeah Whisky sounds good.:roflol:
    Yeah Whisky sounds good.:roflol:
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  10. wiseowl

    Happy Birthday Fat contoller

    Thank you everyone :)I was going to have some this evening, but by the time we got home etc, it was a bit late really, so I will hold off until tomorrow. Cider is the substitute for this...
    Thank you everyone :)I was going to have some this evening, but by the time we got home etc, it was a bit late really, so I will hold off until tomorrow. Cider is the substitute for this evening :biggrin;Week off is commencing now - all the i's are dotted, all the t's are crossed and all...
    Thank you everyone :)I was going to have some this evening, but by the time we got home etc, it was a bit late really, so I will hold off until tomorrow. Cider is the substitute for this evening :biggrin;Week off is commencing now - all...
    Thank you everyone :)I was going to have some this evening, but by the time we got home etc, it was a bit late really, so I will hold off until tomorrow. Cider is the substitute for this...
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  11. Fat Controller
    Funny x 4

    AI - (Actually Indians?)

    Well, well, well....
    Well, well, well....
    Well, well, well....
    Well, well, well....
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  12. Clueless 1 v2

    You missed a bit over there

    Being a cynical so-and-so, my guess is that the real reason is that they don't want the responsibility of people being taken ill during a flight (or going into labour) possibly requiring them to...
    Being a cynical so-and-so, my guess is that the real reason is that they don't want the responsibility of people being taken ill during a flight (or going into labour) possibly requiring them to divert the fight to get medical attention which causes all kinds of knock-on chaos and costs them...
    Being a cynical so-and-so, my guess is that the real reason is that they don't want the responsibility of people being taken ill during a flight (or going into labour) possibly requiring them to divert the fight to get medical attention which...
    Being a cynical so-and-so, my guess is that the real reason is that they don't want the responsibility of people being taken ill during a flight (or going into labour) possibly requiring them to...
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  13. Clueless 1 v2

    Controversial opinions

    It's cheaper for the two of us to have fish and chips at our local pub than to buy it at the chippie. 2 fish and 1 portion of chips is £18 at the chippie and about £12 at the pub. It's certainly...
    It's cheaper for the two of us to have fish and chips at our local pub than to buy it at the chippie. 2 fish and 1 portion of chips is £18 at the chippie and about £12 at the pub. It's certainly not the cheap meal it once was.
    It's cheaper for the two of us to have fish and chips at our local pub than to buy it at the chippie. 2 fish and 1 portion of chips is £18 at the chippie and about £12 at the pub. It's certainly not the cheap meal it once was.
    It's cheaper for the two of us to have fish and chips at our local pub than to buy it at the chippie. 2 fish and 1 portion of chips is £18 at the chippie and about £12 at the pub. It's certainly...
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  14. Penny_Forthem

    What have you eaten today - and what have you grown?

    Most of our crops are way behind as well - at least the ones that the slugs have left behind. They got 70 runner bean plants (still had 50 that we hadn't yet sold so replaced them), all our...
    Most of our crops are way behind as well - at least the ones that the slugs have left behind. They got 70 runner bean plants (still had 50 that we hadn't yet sold so replaced them), all our French beans but have sown a few more, all seven of our courgettes were eaten down to nothing but we...
    Most of our crops are way behind as well - at least the ones that the slugs have left behind. They got 70 runner bean plants (still had 50 that we hadn't yet sold so replaced them), all our French beans but have sown a few more, all seven of our...
    Most of our crops are way behind as well - at least the ones that the slugs have left behind. They got 70 runner bean plants (still had 50 that we hadn't yet sold so replaced them), all our...
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  15. Fat Controller
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  16. wiseowl
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    Currently Listening To 2023/24

    I don't usually like cover versions, but this is so sweet!
    I don't usually like cover versions, but this is so sweet!
    I don't usually like cover versions, but this is so sweet!
    I don't usually like cover versions, but this is so sweet!
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  17. wiseowl
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  18. wiseowl
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn Wakey Wakey 2024

    Having a cuppa before dinner which will now be minus the hot and sour soup as I can't cope with a 3 course feast. All pottering done and now we and the house are all clean. No idea what we'll be...
    Having a cuppa before dinner which will now be minus the hot and sour soup as I can't cope with a 3 course feast. All pottering done and now we and the house are all clean. No idea what we'll be watching tonight but nothing scheduled grabs us.OH likes to mark midnight with some fizz,...
    Having a cuppa before dinner which will now be minus the hot and sour soup as I can't cope with a 3 course feast. All pottering done and now we and the house are all clean. No idea what we'll be watching tonight but nothing scheduled grabs us. ...
    Having a cuppa before dinner which will now be minus the hot and sour soup as I can't cope with a 3 course feast. All pottering done and now we and the house are all clean. No idea what we'll be...
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  19. noisette47

    The House of the Future? In our dreams..

    Many thanks @noisette47, food for thought.
    Many thanks @noisette47, food for thought.
    Many thanks @noisette47, food for thought.
    Many thanks @noisette47, food for thought.
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  20. Star gaze Lily
    Like x 5

    Words that get on your nerves

    My Nan used to do that, mostly for the company. At the end of a long chat she would offer the double glazing/cladding/other home improvement sales people her landlord's phone number. She lived in...
    My Nan used to do that, mostly for the company. At the end of a long chat she would offer the double glazing/cladding/other home improvement sales people her landlord's phone number. She lived in a neighbourhood of nice houses that had originally been built for renting (in the 1930s I think) but...
    My Nan used to do that, mostly for the company. At the end of a long chat she would offer the double glazing/cladding/other home improvement sales people her landlord's phone number. She lived in a neighbourhood of nice houses that had originally...
    My Nan used to do that, mostly for the company. At the end of a long chat she would offer the double glazing/cladding/other home improvement sales people her landlord's phone number. She lived in...
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