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  1. Kandy

    All Creatures Great and Small

    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all...
    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all enteries could be used in their magazine etc, without attributing to the photographer. anyway, i didn't...
    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all enteries could be used in their magazine etc, without...
    glad you brought that up mike. I entered a local wildlife trust competition last year, the first time i'd ever submitted a photo to a competition outside GC. The rules there stated that all...
    Kandy, May 6, 2007
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    glenw
    May 16, 2007
  2. oldwinegum

    I have a dream

    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    Lovely, owg.I well remember the Martin Luther King "I have a dream" ... I was there in Alabama then ... memories ...
    oldwinegum, May 15, 2007
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    Victoria
    May 18, 2007
  3. oldwinegum

    speaking clock

    Try this for the ultimate(?) speaking alarm clock, turn your sound up thenclick hereCheers MIKE
    Try this for the ultimate(?) speaking alarm clock, turn your sound up thenclick hereCheers MIKE
    Try this for the ultimate(?) speaking alarm clock, turn your sound up thenclick hereCheers MIKE
    Try this for the ultimate(?) speaking alarm clock, turn your sound up thenclick hereCheers MIKE
    oldwinegum, May 14, 2007
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    Dorsetmike
    May 18, 2007
  4. AndyK

    When girls don't put out!!

    I have printed that off for the other half :)Excellent!Take carePaul
    I have printed that off for the other half :)Excellent!Take carePaul
    I have printed that off for the other half :)Excellent!Take carePaul
    I have printed that off for the other half :)Excellent!Take carePaul
    AndyK, May 17, 2007
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    PaulD
    May 19, 2007
  5. oldwinegum

    last joke b4 tony goes.

    ROFL, forwarded to a trusted few.Cheers MIKE
    ROFL, forwarded to a trusted few.Cheers MIKE
    ROFL, forwarded to a trusted few.Cheers MIKE
    ROFL, forwarded to a trusted few.Cheers MIKE
    oldwinegum, May 21, 2007
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    Dorsetmike
    May 21, 2007
  6. oldwinegum

    Rolling road block of to France.

    OWG,I have only ever flown once in the 1970's over to Jersey.My hubby would in no way fy as he is convised something will happen.Every year we see the film reports of planes being delayed and...
    OWG,I have only ever flown once in the 1970's over to Jersey.My hubby would in no way fy as he is convised something will happen.Every year we see the film reports of planes being delayed and passengers having to sleep on the floor and missing their holidays...too stressful :rolleyes:We...
    OWG,I have only ever flown once in the 1970's over to Jersey.My hubby would in no way fy as he is convised something will happen.Every year we see the film reports of planes being delayed and passengers having to sleep on the floor and missing...
    OWG,I have only ever flown once in the 1970's over to Jersey.My hubby would in no way fy as he is convised something will happen.Every year we see the film reports of planes being delayed and...
    oldwinegum, Apr 28, 2007 ... 2 3
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    Kandy
    May 21, 2007
  7. oldwinegum

    Be honest, how many did you click now you admit to being 21 and a bit

    How did you know all these facts about me when we have never met? :confused: PS I am only 42!!! I can make matters more scary in that I listen to radio 4 and even my mum wont :rolleyes: I...
    How did you know all these facts about me when we have never met? :confused: PS I am only 42!!! I can make matters more scary in that I listen to radio 4 and even my mum wont :rolleyes: I like your style
    How did you know all these facts about me when we have never met? :confused: PS I am only 42!!! I can make matters more scary in that I listen to radio 4 and even my mum wont :rolleyes: I like your style
    How did you know all these facts about me when we have never met? :confused: PS I am only 42!!! I can make matters more scary in that I listen to radio 4 and even my mum wont :rolleyes: I...
    oldwinegum, May 21, 2007
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    anthea
    May 21, 2007
  8. Dorsetmike

    Frog story

    terrible!
    terrible!
    terrible!
    terrible!
    Dorsetmike, May 21, 2007
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    AndyK
    May 22, 2007
  9. dalbuie

    Try this!!

    SWIM ACROSS!!!!! Do you reckon I could do it with my floats, Dalbuie? :D
    SWIM ACROSS!!!!! Do you reckon I could do it with my floats, Dalbuie? :D
    SWIM ACROSS!!!!! Do you reckon I could do it with my floats, Dalbuie? :D
    SWIM ACROSS!!!!! Do you reckon I could do it with my floats, Dalbuie? :D
    dalbuie, May 22, 2007
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    UsedtobeDendy
    May 22, 2007
  10. oldwinegum

    Just found out that I have got A.A.A.D.D.

    know the feeling, i,m forever forgetting to answer to e-mails my friends especially kandy waited for my answer over a week done that twice to her :D :D
    know the feeling, i,m forever forgetting to answer to e-mails my friends especially kandy waited for my answer over a week done that twice to her :D :D
    know the feeling, i,m forever forgetting to answer to e-mails my friends especially kandy waited for my answer over a week done that twice to her :D :D
    know the feeling, i,m forever forgetting to answer to e-mails my friends especially kandy waited for my answer over a week done that twice to her :D :D
    oldwinegum, May 20, 2007
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    rosa
    May 24, 2007
  11. oldwinegum

    Rolling road block off again

    It' just all too cold when you get North of Watford. I thought that was where Scotland started, anyway.
    It' just all too cold when you get North of Watford. I thought that was where Scotland started, anyway.
    It' just all too cold when you get North of Watford. I thought that was where Scotland started, anyway.
    It' just all too cold when you get North of Watford. I thought that was where Scotland started, anyway.
    oldwinegum, May 23, 2007
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    cajary
    May 24, 2007
  12. david22

    busy lizzys

    ok andyk throat a lot easier now.
    ok andyk throat a lot easier now.
    ok andyk throat a lot easier now.
    ok andyk throat a lot easier now.
    david22, May 26, 2007
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    david22
    Jun 1, 2007
  13. shiney

    Just for Bananaman

    A drunk comes out of the pub and sees a bloke selling tortoises and buys one; half an hour later he returns and says "can I have another of those crusty pies please"(dons tin hat and takes cover)
    A drunk comes out of the pub and sees a bloke selling tortoises and buys one; half an hour later he returns and says "can I have another of those crusty pies please"(dons tin hat and takes cover)
    A drunk comes out of the pub and sees a bloke selling tortoises and buys one; half an hour later he returns and says "can I have another of those crusty pies please"(dons tin hat and takes cover)
    A drunk comes out of the pub and sees a bloke selling tortoises and buys one; half an hour later he returns and says "can I have another of those crusty pies please"(dons tin hat and takes cover)
    shiney, Mar 7, 2007 ... 2 3
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    Dorsetmike
    Jun 1, 2007
  14. AndyK

    artificial insemination

    Sorry guys, Can not claim the credit for that one, but have to assume that the farmer was Austrailian. Woops smack my wrist.
    Sorry guys, Can not claim the credit for that one, but have to assume that the farmer was Austrailian. Woops smack my wrist.
    Sorry guys, Can not claim the credit for that one, but have to assume that the farmer was Austrailian. Woops smack my wrist.
    Sorry guys, Can not claim the credit for that one, but have to assume that the farmer was Austrailian. Woops smack my wrist.
    AndyK, May 22, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jun 2, 2007
  15. Sarah_999

    Paramedic joke

    nice one
    nice one
    nice one
    nice one
    Sarah_999, Apr 18, 2007
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    david22
    Jun 3, 2007
  16. Kandy

    'Dancing Horse'

    Excellent, Kandy, thank you for that! I love watching the Lippizaners perform.
    Excellent, Kandy, thank you for that! I love watching the Lippizaners perform.
    Excellent, Kandy, thank you for that! I love watching the Lippizaners perform.
    Excellent, Kandy, thank you for that! I love watching the Lippizaners perform.
    Kandy, Jun 3, 2007
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    Victoria
    Jun 3, 2007
  17. oldwinegum

    I know the old ones are the best, but hell !!

    Thats so funny! OWG :D
    Thats so funny! OWG :D
    Thats so funny! OWG :D
    Thats so funny! OWG :D
    oldwinegum, Jun 2, 2007
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    dalbuie
    Jun 3, 2007
  18. oldwinegum

    church news +1

    'Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands'.
    'Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands'.
    'Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands'.
    'Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands'.
    oldwinegum, Jun 3, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jun 3, 2007
  19. oldwinegum

    church news +2

    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    Any ladies wishing to become Young Mothers please see the Vicar.
    oldwinegum, Jun 3, 2007
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    oldwinegum
    Jun 3, 2007
  20. Dorsetmike

    One liners

    If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...it would be a good thing!
    If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...it would be a good thing!
    If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...it would be a good thing!
    If all the statistitions in the world were laid end to end...it would be a good thing!
    Dorsetmike, Jun 3, 2007
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    Sarah_999
    Jun 3, 2007
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