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  1. HarryS

    Worlds Worst Burglars !

    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    "The police are yet to identify the suspects" Well, that'll be the one with a lump and a headache :heehee:
    HarryS, Feb 16, 2018
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    "M"
    Feb 17, 2018
  2. Victoria
    Funny x 5

    Who Do They Call?

    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    That was the sergeant driving:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Victoria, Feb 11, 2018
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    wiseowl
    Feb 11, 2018
  3. Doghouse Riley
    Funny x 6

    TOPLESS WAITRESS!

    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Very nice, mine's only half the woman she is.
    Doghouse Riley, Feb 9, 2018
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    Doghouse Riley
    Feb 10, 2018
  4. Scrungee

    Odd goings on in the West Country

    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    The Dorset knob tossers will be upset about this and looking for some sort of alternative activityDorset knob-throwing festival cancelled for 2018
    Scrungee, Jan 13, 2018
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    Scrungee
    Feb 3, 2018
  5. Scrungee

    Online adverts

    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something to Eat.;);).
    Scrungee. :).I understand this problem, the last 3 pairs of Tight Underpants I purchased really did extend my 'Warranty'. It was so extended it was like a Mouse coming out, hunting for something...
    Scrungee, Jan 19, 2018
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    music
    Jan 27, 2018
  6. music
    Funny x 3

    Camels.

    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    They also have camel wrestling :yikes:.Camel wrestling - Wikipedia
    music, Jan 24, 2018
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    martin-f
    Jan 24, 2018
  7. thriftybri

    carrott male or female

    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
    got this in Tesco before christmas:yahoo:
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    thriftybri, Jan 12, 2018
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    thriftybri
    Jan 12, 2018
  8. kindredspirit

    Are you good at captions? - 2017

    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    im sure the seed packet said car nation?
    kindredspirit, Jan 3, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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    thriftybri
    Jan 12, 2018
  9. Jack Sparrow

    Wine and cheese

    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Hi @Jack Sparrow We had some of those once also and they're not to bad mate...it's all down to the brand at the time, can't remember what make we had :dbgrtmb:
    Jack Sparrow, Jan 10, 2018 ... 2
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    Gail_68
    Jan 11, 2018
  10. Phil A
    Locked

    Currently listening to 2017

    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    Phil A, Feb 13, 2017 ... 15 16 17
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 1, 2018
  11. Gail_68

    New year resolutions - For 2018

    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @ARMANDII Having a bit of weight gain isn't as bad as living in a tomb:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Gail_68, Dec 27, 2017 ... 2
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    Gail_68
    Dec 28, 2017
  12. GCHQ
    Locked

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey autumn 2017

    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    @"M" Right just gave my mouth a right wash out thank god to a nice after that episode :snorky:I see what you mean mate he's a beauty :love30:
    GCHQ, Sep 15, 2017 ... 56 57 58
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    Gail_68
    Dec 27, 2017
  13. Phil A

    Nightmare before Christmas

    :scratch:
    :scratch:
    :scratch:
    :scratch:
    Phil A, Dec 25, 2017
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    shiney
    Dec 25, 2017
  14. Phil A
    Like x 3

    A Owl !!!

    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
    Look where I found this one the other year :hate-shocked:
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    Phil A, Dec 24, 2017
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    shiney
    Dec 24, 2017
  15. shiney
    Like x 6

    When You Need A Friend!

    shiney, Dec 21, 2017 ... 2
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    Ned
    Dec 24, 2017
  16. pete

    road names.

    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    Too much information! :heehee:
    pete, Dec 18, 2017 ... 2
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    Freddy
    Dec 22, 2017
  17. HarryS
    Like x 6

    Shortest Day , Winter Solstice !

    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an enjoyable stay.Julian even shakes hands with us like...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the times we have been to this site we have had an...
    @Freddy I can thoroughly recommend Burrowhayes as Julian and Marion are such lovely people and if you have any problems with pitching or anything else then Julian is straight on to it and all the...
    HarryS, Dec 21, 2017 ... 2
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    Kandy
    Dec 22, 2017
  18. CanadianLori

    If you won the lottery ...

    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    20k? Make that 2M and I'd spend 750k on a new house with an acre, then I'd retire and spend every day on the garden, turning it into real showgarden stuff.
    CanadianLori, Dec 20, 2017
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    glasgowdan
    Dec 22, 2017
  19. roders

    You know I always love a good country song.

    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    Beware extreme naughtyness. Do NOT click if easily offended.
    roders, Dec 18, 2017
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    roders
    Dec 18, 2017
  20. music
    Like x 4

    Dialect/Sayings/Meanings.

    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    In my end of Scotland the word "Dag" is used by the So Called Gentry."Robert, I Am Taking The "dag " For Walkies" ;).
    music, Oct 24, 2017 ... 2
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    music
    Dec 12, 2017
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