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  1. Jack Sparrow

    Lift capacities.

    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the Right?' :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should say any more about them unless I ask 'Have I the...
    @strongylodon Yes, I knew Honey (Anne) and her boss Martin (who started the Honeycombs). I have just come home from a bridge match and drove past where he used to live. I don't think I should...
    Jack Sparrow, Aug 28, 2017 ... 2
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    shiney
    Nov 29, 2017
  2. Jack Sparrow

    Happy Birthday 2nd Bassoon

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2ND_BASOON !
    Jack Sparrow, Nov 26, 2017
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    Sheal
    Nov 26, 2017
  3. BeeHappy

    YAWN YAWN NITEY NITE

    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
    To me games room chums, just to say HUGgZzzzzz from BEE Catch up, in the morrow :imphrt:
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    BeeHappy, Oct 22, 2017
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    BeeHappy
    Nov 25, 2017
  4. CanadianLori

    Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
    :loll:@Sandy Ground
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    CanadianLori, Oct 10, 2017 ... 2
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    BeeHappy
    Nov 24, 2017
  5. shiney

    A Poem

    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    I do! :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    shiney, Nov 6, 2017
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    "M"
    Nov 7, 2017
  6. shiney
    Funny x 4

    Funny Songs but WARNING: A Bit Rude

    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    I heard a few of his years back - Dear Penis being one - very funny guy, who is also blessed with musical talent. Similar vein to Kevin Wilson, who I also think is brilliant
    shiney, Oct 24, 2017
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    Fat Controller
    Oct 24, 2017
  7. shiney

    Monty Python - a bit irreverent

    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    They'd even had the tables and chairs away :yikes:
    shiney, Oct 24, 2017
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    Phil A
    Oct 24, 2017
  8. Fat Controller
    Like x 6

    Questions you always meant to ask, but didn't.....

    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will give them a ring and see what they say. Theres also...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van nearby. There's one I haven't gone to BHF so will...
    Yes @KFF went to bernados, we also have "y bont" that drops bags through the door, and collect them 2 days later (but don't take odd socks/bedding/rags) and we also have "cash for clothes" van...
    Fat Controller, May 29, 2015 ... 4 5 6
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    Linz
    Oct 16, 2017
  9. Fat Controller

    So funny!

    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Looking at the lamp posts, it happerns alot :snorky: so i think some people must have bad eye sight :doh:
    Fat Controller, Oct 14, 2017
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    Jiffy
    Oct 15, 2017
  10. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    Found this a bit of a worry

    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Thought I was one night, as it woke me up, but then in hindsight it was almost certainly a really bad case of flatulence........
    Phil A, Oct 14, 2017
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    Fat Controller
    Oct 14, 2017
  11. shiney

    I Want One Of These!!!!!!

    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be able to finally put your feet up :heehee:
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the making :yes:....just think you and Mrs. Shiney would be...
    @shiney :scratch: Can i suggest this video is played on a loop in your garden to your visiting feathered friends ....with your family (Flock) of Pheasants you have a Team of apprentice gardeners in the...
    shiney, Oct 11, 2017
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    BeeHappy
    Oct 12, 2017
  12. shiney

    Especially For Woo.

    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    Good morning @shiney why thank you kind Sir you are most kind
    shiney, Oct 11, 2017
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    wiseowl
    Oct 12, 2017
  13. KFF

    RIP Liz Dawn aka Vera Duckworth

    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time - fags galore for the most part, working or not.RIP Liz
    Aye, it is sad indeed - Liz and Bill both always came across as the most lovely, genuine people, completely unaffected by their fame. Sadly, I think her lung disease was a product of her time -...
    KFF, Sep 26, 2017
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    Fat Controller
    Sep 26, 2017
  14. Fat Controller
    Funny x 9

    Fifty Shades of Grey - Pam Ayres style.....

    :giggle:
    :giggle:
    :giggle:
    :giggle:
    Fat Controller, Sep 20, 2017
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    roders
    Sep 20, 2017
  15. Phil A
    Locked
    Like x 3

    Yawn yawn, wakey wakey summer (or is it) 2017

    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    New thread here :)
    Phil A, May 29, 2017 ... 46 47 48
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    GCHQ
    Sep 15, 2017
  16. CanadianLori

    Happy Birthday Zigs!

    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    Happy birthday Ziggy, I'm sorry I'm all behind :heehee:, I hope you had a fabulous day & enjoyed a little drinky! :Wino:Xx
    CanadianLori, Sep 11, 2017 ... 2
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    Beckie76
    Sep 13, 2017
  17. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... 2016

    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 19 20 21
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    shiney
    Sep 12, 2017
  18. Stanley2

    Wish me luck - I need it, thanks to Hurricane Irma

    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    To quote Jim Ignotowski from Taxi..."DON'T GO OUT THERE!!!!"
    Stanley2, Sep 9, 2017
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    Phil A
    Sep 9, 2017
  19. HarryS
    Funny x 3

    Ten words that prove you aren't posh !

    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    That's one of the mysteries of life! :noidea:Actually it's exactly because of the reason you imply. :heehee:It's to distinguish its(self) from its other self.
    HarryS, Sep 1, 2017 ... 2 3 4
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    shiney
    Sep 5, 2017
  20. Scrungee

    It's OK in Houston, they have loadsa Lager!

    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Tropical storm Harvey: 30,000 people will need shelter after flooding in Texas - live
    Scrungee, Aug 28, 2017
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    Scrungee
    Aug 28, 2017
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