The Muppet Show

Just having a look round tonight ..... VERY funny and truely written by a woman as men would just not understand these things !!

This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet:"I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."When he returned, he shocked his doctor...

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I promised, you will recall, to let you all know when me and the rolling road blocker were of again. Well Sunday 30 June we are of to Cornwell ( Pentiwan ) stopping near Exeter over night and the dredded A30 on Monday. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. It is no use winging if you get stuck. Going via...

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I thought Glastonbury but they`re all far too clean. :D

rabbit goes into a bar A rabbit goes into a bar and asks for a cheese toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The next day he walks into the bar and asks for a ham toastie and a pint. He eats the toastie and drinks the pint, then leaves.The following day...

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"For evil to prevail, good men just have to do nothing" If you disagree with legislation, write to your M.P. Admittedly, it probably won't help but it might give them the idea that many of us are fed up with "nanny" legislation.

Thanks for the notification OWG! I am on nights Sun/Mon so shall be home and in bed by 0700 - with a bit of luck!! Back on the road at about 1700 if you could make sure you're in by then! :D :DI'll have a word about the weather! Did you say Pentewen area? I'd avoid Boscastle if you...

I so hope they find her alive and well.Every day i await news of her and as the days go on, the more heartbreaking it becomes.Keeping everything crossed!

Probably why the Council Tax keeps increasing by 8% each year!! Beaurocricy!!