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(I did laugh tho!)

Got this from another forum ..... really funny !The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results in Swindon, Wiltshire. They are genuine responses (from 16 year olds)!Geography Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain...

nice one again

I dare say they could come up with an appropriate FINE for all of those offences OWG.

:D

@ Kryssy ......... is that a threat or a promise.

I think that sums it up nicely Mike. :D

More like that will get "moi" banned!(j/k!!)

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happily. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days.""And that's good?" asks Posh. "You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."David Beckham has gone crazy...

nice humour

:D :D :D

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mea Lookzee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I...

very good dorsetmike :D :D :eek:

But Marley, Thats the tenth time you have told that story. ( but it does improve)

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole...

The Tesco Doctor.One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"Listen; don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies.There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and...

ahahah I did laugh this time...

I have to say I laughed - but I felt guilty doing it!!Naughty naughty!!

Back on form DM :D :D :D

It's all golf ennit?