The Muppet Show

another one of those whacky Japanese Game shows - sooooo funny!!!!Human Tetris:D :D :D(you'll need Broadband!!)

While computers have many attributes,many of which I useOne of the saddest tales I've heard is a neighbour boasting that his three and four year old children had sent their thank you letters to Granny by email. What about those wonderful first attempts at writing that we older generation have...

Got my MBH to have a look at them and she had a chuckle. She's not Blonde but she does come from Essex!!!

I like that! :D

She definitely is and I knew she'd get it ... little 'un ... xx

A bat with blood all around it mouth and face returned to it's cave. The other bats on seeing him flew over and said, "Where is the meal you just had? Show us where it is" "F##k off" said the bat, "Leave me alone" "Come on",insisted the other bats, "take us to it" "F##k off" he replied...

A man rung his wife and told her that there had been reports of a car going the wrong way up the M4, and told her to be aware. "A car" said the wife, "There's hundreds of them"

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My tree-surgeon son will love that Fonzie - he's away on a long trip but I'll email it to him :D :D

Right, D.M., this is war ! But, on the other hand, I think that's really funny and ssssoooooooooooooooo true !!Gonna give you a nice bloke joke - if it doesn't get me banned.............. watch this space.

Oh, I like that one!

i`ll second that Kryssy :D

I think she will be an asset to any company. Infact she's has two big assets going for her.

Excellent. I smiled at the end. And that's rare for me with jokes.

A man passing through a town decided to stop for the night. He went to the local hotel and asked for a room with a view. "Sorry Sir, said the owner behind the counter, but that's Big Bad John's favourite room, so I can't let you have that one". The man asked for another room, but was told there...

Two men in a pub, Bob and Jeff, were having a drink and Bob asked "Hey Jeff, haven't seen Reg for a while, where is he?" "Oh, poor fellow had an accident at work,replied Jeff, fell through a roof and ripped both his ears off" Oh, that's nasty, said Bob" "He said he will be coming in tonight,...

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Brilliant :D :D

Too accurate to be funny but very good

Birdbrain - you gotta get out more