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  1. Mowerman
    Funny x 4

    Today I found a grey pube!

    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
    Since he's not known for opening his Wallet, he's not likely to open the attachment.:heehee:
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  2. music

    Water Melon ?.

    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
    I love Honeydew and Watermelons . A few ideas below on how to prepare them .;)
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  3. Phil A
    Like x 4

    Wildflower Quiz

    Yes, they were easy.....100% :)
    Yes, they were easy.....100% :)
    Yes, they were easy.....100% :)
    Yes, they were easy.....100% :)
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  4. clueless1

    I think some people just like to fight and complain

    There's a couple that keep going to court because they think they don't want to get married.Heterosexual couple lose civil partnership challenge - BBC NewsI'm convinced some people just like...
    There's a couple that keep going to court because they think they don't want to get married.Heterosexual couple lose civil partnership challenge - BBC NewsI'm convinced some people just like being a massive pain in the posterior. They haven't been denied anything in practical terms as far...
    There's a couple that keep going to court because they think they don't want to get married.Heterosexual couple lose civil partnership challenge - BBC NewsI'm convinced some people just like being a massive pain in the posterior. They...
    There's a couple that keep going to court because they think they don't want to get married.Heterosexual couple lose civil partnership challenge - BBC NewsI'm convinced some people just like...
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  5. JWK
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  6. shiney
    Locked
    Funny x 4

    Trump, I Was Being Sarcastic. He He He!!!

    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
    I have locked this thread with great reluctance, but the posting of certain video's are just bringing the thread, in my opinion, to a new low level by becoming anti-muslim etc.
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  7. Dorsetmike

    How To Play And Sing The Blues

    Love it Shiney! :snorky:
    Love it Shiney! :snorky:
    Love it Shiney! :snorky:
    Love it Shiney! :snorky:
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  8. clueless1
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  9. clueless1

    Why crocodile has a bumpy back

    You will be when your wife reads your comments
    You will be when your wife reads your comments
    You will be when your wife reads your comments
    You will be when your wife reads your comments
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  10. clueless1

    Does what it says on the tin / Does what it promises

    I always thought "does what it says on the tin" was an old saying going back many years . But no , a quick Google , it was initiated by Ronseal in 1994.
    I always thought "does what it says on the tin" was an old saying going back many years . But no , a quick Google , it was initiated by Ronseal in 1994.
    I always thought "does what it says on the tin" was an old saying going back many years . But no , a quick Google , it was initiated by Ronseal in 1994.
    I always thought "does what it says on the tin" was an old saying going back many years . But no , a quick Google , it was initiated by Ronseal in 1994.
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  11. clueless1

    Can you eat too much beetroot?

    And I thought my jokes were bad, roders!!:dunno::heehee:
    And I thought my jokes were bad, roders!!:dunno::heehee:
    And I thought my jokes were bad, roders!!:dunno::heehee:
    And I thought my jokes were bad, roders!!:dunno::heehee:
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  12. silu
    Funny x 9

    If you are think of buying a new car, consider this perhaps.

    Sorry @HarryS but I thought I'd better put you straight. :biggrin: It is a lovely car to learn in and of course the parents of those youngsters are picking up the bill. My daughter doesn't own one though...
    Sorry @HarryS but I thought I'd better put you straight. :biggrin: It is a lovely car to learn in and of course the parents of those youngsters are picking up the bill. My daughter doesn't own one though she has a Ford Edge.Vauxhall Viva HB....was that the next model up from the HA? Mr S and I had an...
    Sorry @HarryS but I thought I'd better put you straight. :biggrin: It is a lovely car to learn in and of course the parents of those youngsters are picking up the bill. My daughter doesn't own one though she has a Ford Edge.Vauxhall Viva HB....was that...
    Sorry @HarryS but I thought I'd better put you straight. :biggrin: It is a lovely car to learn in and of course the parents of those youngsters are picking up the bill. My daughter doesn't own one though...
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  13. clueless1

    Labour infighting

    I think the Labour party is finished with JC in charge, they will have a job to get a seat in a toilet at the next election, they are so out of touch
    I think the Labour party is finished with JC in charge, they will have a job to get a seat in a toilet at the next election, they are so out of touch
    I think the Labour party is finished with JC in charge, they will have a job to get a seat in a toilet at the next election, they are so out of touch
    I think the Labour party is finished with JC in charge, they will have a job to get a seat in a toilet at the next election, they are so out of touch
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  14. martin-f
    Funny x 8

    Two Feet of Snow

    Hope they don't get cold feet :snorky:
    Hope they don't get cold feet :snorky:
    Hope they don't get cold feet :snorky:
    Hope they don't get cold feet :snorky:
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  15. clueless1

    How to open a bottle using a cucumber

    This is very informative and potentially useful if ever you discover that the bottle opener has gone awol.
    This is very informative and potentially useful if ever you discover that the bottle opener has gone awol.
    This is very informative and potentially useful if ever you discover that the bottle opener has gone awol.
    This is very informative and potentially useful if ever you discover that the bottle opener has gone awol.
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  16. clueless1

    Magazines where you build something over time

    When I had a ganglion I went to my doctor. I remember now, that's what he used to treat it as well. :dbgrtmb: It's amazing what faith can do! :heehee:
    When I had a ganglion I went to my doctor. I remember now, that's what he used to treat it as well. :dbgrtmb: It's amazing what faith can do! :heehee:
    When I had a ganglion I went to my doctor. I remember now, that's what he used to treat it as well. :dbgrtmb: It's amazing what faith can do! :heehee:
    When I had a ganglion I went to my doctor. I remember now, that's what he used to treat it as well. :dbgrtmb: It's amazing what faith can do! :heehee:
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  17. music

    Memorable Song Lyrics .

    I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
    I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
    I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
    I got both the words and the artist wrong.I remembered it from the film la bamba, telling the story of Ritchie Valens, Buddy Holly and co so I Googled on that basis.
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  18. HarryS

    The Top Spud Quiz

    LOL. got 3 out of 10.
    LOL. got 3 out of 10.
    LOL. got 3 out of 10.
    LOL. got 3 out of 10.
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  19. shiney
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  20. HarryS
    Informative x 3

    Adjust your clocks tonight !

    Loved how Jools Holland addressed the issue in his countdown:5-4-3-2-1-1- Hap-py New Year!!! :heehee:
    Loved how Jools Holland addressed the issue in his countdown:5-4-3-2-1-1- Hap-py New Year!!! :heehee:
    Loved how Jools Holland addressed the issue in his countdown:5-4-3-2-1-1- Hap-py New Year!!! :heehee:
    Loved how Jools Holland addressed the issue in his countdown:5-4-3-2-1-1- Hap-py New Year!!! :heehee:
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    587

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