The Muppet Show

Well, it's my good side, Harry, and taken when I was in a good mood.

Yep, I get the same demand, a paw tapping your hand, shoulder or leg, and then a scratch, stroke and cuddle, first by one and then the other cat.....wouldn't have it any other way.

Sounds reasonable to me. I think the three operatives must have been wearing night vision goggles as they were travelling just by starlight.

You could try washing this!

@HarryS whats a five lbs note look like Harry,Mrs Woo won't let yours truly carry any cash,she insists that a fool and his money is easily parted

Great word, I really must try to fit that one in during tea break tomorrow morning.

Just in case you think that last song was having too much of a go at the Lefties I thought that, in the interest of balance, I should have a go at the rightists as well.

Awww!

That is just so cute!!

Or option F - look at the clock and exclaim "Is that the time - c'mon and I'll give you a hand to make that tea and we can have a natter before I have to go"

I turn mine on a pole lathe

Yesterday the two lads and I had an 80s style 'burn out' to breakdance music. Something like this but with a somewhat lower degree of dance skill

This is getting ridiculous, pete, I'm agreeing with you again!!!!Well, that became so after WWII when the British Empire recognised it couldn't hold on to control of other countries, we had the Lend Lease Debt around our necks, and we were broke after the War.True in all aspects, pete. ...

And that is free too!!!!

There's only 2 people who should, any others should naff off out of it.

Boy have I had some fun with that!

@JWK, I have just choked on my coffee reading your post.I will remember that in the future. I'm sure most people will know the well known alternative meaning for an OBE (other b.ggers efforts). My Grandfather got 1 for his work in the Ministry of Agriculture during WW2. He was too old to sign...

You're more than welcome, Michael.