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  1. shiney
    Informative x 4

    Clocks Going Back - Did You Know?

    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
    Yesturday was dark when we went for a walk and it's still dark when we go for a walk
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  2. shiney

    Have You Made Your Will Yet?

    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
    I know it's strange but it's true. They've been doing this for years. :blue thumb:
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  3. shiney
    Funny x 3

    Parking Fines - What To Do When They're Wrong.

    Councils, Police, etc can issue Parking Charge Notices for public places who can increase the fine if you don't either appeal it or pay it. There are several routes they can go to recover the...
    Councils, Police, etc can issue Parking Charge Notices for public places who can increase the fine if you don't either appeal it or pay it. There are several routes they can go to recover the money, take you to Court, employ Bailiffs to recover property to the value, sell the Debt to a private...
    Councils, Police, etc can issue Parking Charge Notices for public places who can increase the fine if you don't either appeal it or pay it. There are several routes they can go to recover the money, take you to Court, employ Bailiffs to recover...
    Councils, Police, etc can issue Parking Charge Notices for public places who can increase the fine if you don't either appeal it or pay it. There are several routes they can go to recover the...
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  4. shiney

    Cat's Not At War But Only Just Co-operating

    But here are cats that are co-operating
    But here are cats that are co-operating
    But here are cats that are co-operating
    But here are cats that are co-operating
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  5. shiney
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  6. Phil A

    Goodbye/Goodnight all 2014

    Somehow I had a feeling this thread was heading to this.:biggrin:
    Somehow I had a feeling this thread was heading to this.:biggrin:
    Somehow I had a feeling this thread was heading to this.:biggrin:
    Somehow I had a feeling this thread was heading to this.:biggrin:
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  7. shiney

    Lost Luggage?

    Pity it's an advertising stunt - but it's a nice one.With our last flight we were on the plane when Mrs Shiney realised that she had left her coat in the departure hall. She told the flight...
    Pity it's an advertising stunt - but it's a nice one.With our last flight we were on the plane when Mrs Shiney realised that she had left her coat in the departure hall. She told the flight attendant, five minutes before take-off. She phoned through to the hall and someone delivered it to...
    Pity it's an advertising stunt - but it's a nice one.With our last flight we were on the plane when Mrs Shiney realised that she had left her coat in the departure hall. She told the flight attendant, five minutes before take-off. She...
    Pity it's an advertising stunt - but it's a nice one.With our last flight we were on the plane when Mrs Shiney realised that she had left her coat in the departure hall. She told the flight...
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  8. Phil A
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  9. shiney
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  10. shiney

    Yet Another Ahh Moment

    Don't fancy cleaning *that* litter tray! :oops:
    Don't fancy cleaning *that* litter tray! :oops:
    Don't fancy cleaning *that* litter tray! :oops:
    Don't fancy cleaning *that* litter tray! :oops:
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  11. clueless1

    How do you solve this one then?

    Christmas is coming, fold your card to her inside out and write your message upside down on the new front.Hopefully, being an adult she will see the funny side of that and hence the whole...
    Christmas is coming, fold your card to her inside out and write your message upside down on the new front.Hopefully, being an adult she will see the funny side of that and hence the whole situation.Steve...:)
    Christmas is coming, fold your card to her inside out and write your message upside down on the new front.Hopefully, being an adult she will see the funny side of that and hence the whole situation.Steve...:)
    Christmas is coming, fold your card to her inside out and write your message upside down on the new front.Hopefully, being an adult she will see the funny side of that and hence the whole...
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  12. Fat Controller

    Yawn, Yawn, Wakey Wakey!! 2016

    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
    Good morning human gardeners :)New thread here
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  13. Phil A
    Funny x 5

    Somerset Junk Mail

    Maybe he's bald :ideaIPB:
    Maybe he's bald :ideaIPB:
    Maybe he's bald :ideaIPB:
    Maybe he's bald :ideaIPB:
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  14. shiney
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  15. shiney
    Like x 3

    Clever Hologram

    What you sea is what you get!
    What you sea is what you get!
    What you sea is what you get!
    What you sea is what you get!
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  16. HarryS

    Greenhouse Cannabis Crop !

    They'll be needing agro cop again then :paladin:
    They'll be needing agro cop again then :paladin:
    They'll be needing agro cop again then :paladin:
    They'll be needing agro cop again then :paladin:
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  17. shiney
    Funny x 15

    Jesus Has Been In Tesco Again

    Yep, he didn't divide any butter, mustard or tomato ketchup :scratch:I mean.. if you're gonna have a barbeque in the desert :dunno:
    Yep, he didn't divide any butter, mustard or tomato ketchup :scratch:I mean.. if you're gonna have a barbeque in the desert :dunno:
    Yep, he didn't divide any butter, mustard or tomato ketchup :scratch:I mean.. if you're gonna have a barbeque in the desert :dunno:
    Yep, he didn't divide any butter, mustard or tomato ketchup :scratch:I mean.. if you're gonna have a barbeque in the desert :dunno:
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  18. shiney

    Do You Know What Day It Is?

    Today is Bridget Bardots birthday and it would have been Sylvia Kristels birthday too.
    Today is Bridget Bardots birthday and it would have been Sylvia Kristels birthday too.
    Today is Bridget Bardots birthday and it would have been Sylvia Kristels birthday too.
    Today is Bridget Bardots birthday and it would have been Sylvia Kristels birthday too.
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  19. clueless1
    Like x 3

    CL1 vs Podiatrist

    I've known for a good while that my right foot is permanently damaged. Podiatrist 1 pushed my big toe one way, then the other, and based on this alone diagnosed arthritis and sent me on my...
    I've known for a good while that my right foot is permanently damaged. Podiatrist 1 pushed my big toe one way, then the other, and based on this alone diagnosed arthritis and sent me on my way.Podiatrist 2 prescribed special insoles to lift my fallen arches.Podiatrist 3 had me get an xray....
    I've known for a good while that my right foot is permanently damaged. Podiatrist 1 pushed my big toe one way, then the other, and based on this alone diagnosed arthritis and sent me on my way.Podiatrist 2 prescribed special insoles to lift my...
    I've known for a good while that my right foot is permanently damaged. Podiatrist 1 pushed my big toe one way, then the other, and based on this alone diagnosed arthritis and sent me on my...
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  20. Linz
    Funny x 4

    compost bin fail

    made me have a giggle this morning :)
    made me have a giggle this morning :)
    made me have a giggle this morning :)
    made me have a giggle this morning :)
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