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A lot of people have told me that I look a lot like a fatter version of my father when he was my age . None of the family say that (a large family as my father had nine brothers and sisters) but a lot of them say that I sound exactly like his youngest brother. Wow! I've just realised that...

Welcome back :rasp:

I like solar lights

@HarrySNow you're taking the P. :rasp:

That's because the camera was actually my phone wedged into a cup full of pens. Precision aim is difficult with such technical limitations.

Got em, now what ??

He also blow up chinneys, good job the unicyclest didn't ride around the ones in the Bolton area

Cuteness overload!!! [emoji7]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Yes, and some farmers were paid to replant grass

Many years ago, I bought an Edwardian medicine cabinet, all the boring contents were intact, just the cocaine and morphine were missing.

Master Ken gives us a lesson in how to defend ourselves against a crazy woman. (Comedy)

There is one thing we do from the millisecond before we are born and the milliseconds after our death, and that is, LEARN.

Come on Mate! Is you is or is you ain't?

Back in the 1980's I used to exchange daft letters with a friend in the same office in the form of mock solicitor's letters. Things like me selling his client the Milford roundabout and other such nonsense.30 years on and I sent him this text last night...Just got a reply...

Some times you have to let things happern for people to get the message,Just yesturday farmer hauling hay with his tractor and loader with a bale spike on the front was up and down the road allday, every time the loader with the bale spike is at waist height with pionts straight out so if you...

Asked for "Going underground" by The Jam at me funeral too

Possibly to offer some support to the achilles and peroneal tendons, which are quite prone to overuse injuries.

I engaged a blue bottle at work today. Quite apart from my size advantage there was a clear intellect mismatch too. The fizz bang was too predictable in its flight pattern. It quickly became apparent that all I had to do was wait for it to try yet again to fly through the closed window.But...

I have known a number of people that trained in martial arts and a proportion of those have done so because they wanted to be able to 'wade in' during a scrap. Although I disapprove of that attitude I must say it came in handy when one of those people waded in when we were in a disturbance in a...

Good morning we never had time to think let alone worry