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  1. miraflores

    at the bar

    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the...
    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the orders: "Here is tea. Which of the two has ordered a clean cup? "...
    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the orders: "Here is tea. Which of the two has ordered...
    Two friends in a cafe. The first order a coffee. The second: "I take a coffee too, but ... can you please make sure that the cup is clean ?" Spend a few moments and the waiter returns with the...
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  2. Dorsetmike

    Why I fired my secretary

    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
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  3. dancing queen

    being old

    wow miraflores..the longer you look the more you see
    wow miraflores..the longer you look the more you see
    wow miraflores..the longer you look the more you see
    wow miraflores..the longer you look the more you see
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  4. Kandy

    Kandy's Hastings Holiday Photo's

    Thankyou Shiney,glad you like the photo's :cool: [ 30. October 2007, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Kandyfloss ]
    Thankyou Shiney,glad you like the photo's :cool: [ 30. October 2007, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Kandyfloss ]
    Thankyou Shiney,glad you like the photo's :cool: [ 30. October 2007, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Kandyfloss ]
    Thankyou Shiney,glad you like the photo's :cool: [ 30. October 2007, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Kandyfloss ]
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  5. rosa

    Happy Halloween Everyone

    Great pictures Rosa looks like you really did have a scary time!We had the same cob web and spiders thing last year it was a right pain didn't like it at all and in to the bin it went.We treat...
    Great pictures Rosa looks like you really did have a scary time!We had the same cob web and spiders thing last year it was a right pain didn't like it at all and in to the bin it went.We treat Halloween 'stuff' just like Christmas items we buy plenty of gear for the night and pack it away...
    Great pictures Rosa looks like you really did have a scary time!We had the same cob web and spiders thing last year it was a right pain didn't like it at all and in to the bin it went.We treat Halloween 'stuff' just like Christmas items we...
    Great pictures Rosa looks like you really did have a scary time!We had the same cob web and spiders thing last year it was a right pain didn't like it at all and in to the bin it went.We treat...
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  6. Gogs

    BAD Bunny Wabbit!

    Whole new meaning to 'A bad hare day'
    Whole new meaning to 'A bad hare day'
    Whole new meaning to 'A bad hare day'
    Whole new meaning to 'A bad hare day'
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  7. rosa

    Monkey Dancers Video

    keep looking at it myself and have a good laugh, i call them the flatley monkey dance :D :D
    keep looking at it myself and have a good laugh, i call them the flatley monkey dance :D :D
    keep looking at it myself and have a good laugh, i call them the flatley monkey dance :D :D
    keep looking at it myself and have a good laugh, i call them the flatley monkey dance :D :D
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  8. accidentalgardener

    check out this pic

    Landlords daughter in need of a rater harsh wax treatment me thinks Cajary
    Landlords daughter in need of a rater harsh wax treatment me thinks Cajary
    Landlords daughter in need of a rater harsh wax treatment me thinks Cajary
    Landlords daughter in need of a rater harsh wax treatment me thinks Cajary
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  9. jjordie

    FORMAT C://

    Hi all, yes the acorn atom was the first machine we bought for my son, was never really bothered about them at the time,son just kept progressing to bigger and better he's the expert my fall back...
    Hi all, yes the acorn atom was the first machine we bought for my son, was never really bothered about them at the time,son just kept progressing to bigger and better he's the expert my fall back when i'm stuck,I started to use them at work then eventually bought one for myself find it...
    Hi all, yes the acorn atom was the first machine we bought for my son, was never really bothered about them at the time,son just kept progressing to bigger and better he's the expert my fall back when i'm stuck,I started to use them at work then...
    Hi all, yes the acorn atom was the first machine we bought for my son, was never really bothered about them at the time,son just kept progressing to bigger and better he's the expert my fall back...
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  10. jjordie

    Fireworks

    Still going off around here.
    Still going off around here.
    Still going off around here.
    Still going off around here.
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  11. dancing queen

    A MESSAGE BY GEORGE CARLIN

    A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy...
    A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time....
    A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and...
    A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy...
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  12. Fonzie

    Two drunks

    ahahah !
    ahahah !
    ahahah !
    ahahah !
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  13. Whiley

    A nice friday night in... :D

    Yes but does it have any rum Mira?
    Yes but does it have any rum Mira?
    Yes but does it have any rum Mira?
    Yes but does it have any rum Mira?
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  14. daitheplant

    A place to rant

    See you tomorrow.
    See you tomorrow.
    See you tomorrow.
    See you tomorrow.
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  15. intermiplants

    boring rubbish england

    Inter, the problem with soccer and rugby in Britain is, there are too many foreign players. The home grown ones don`t get a look in. We are giving foreign players the skills and playing experience...
    Inter, the problem with soccer and rugby in Britain is, there are too many foreign players. The home grown ones don`t get a look in. We are giving foreign players the skills and playing experience to beat us at games we have invented. And what it really comes down to is money, at the expense of...
    Inter, the problem with soccer and rugby in Britain is, there are too many foreign players. The home grown ones don`t get a look in. We are giving foreign players the skills and playing experience to beat us at games we have invented. And what it...
    Inter, the problem with soccer and rugby in Britain is, there are too many foreign players. The home grown ones don`t get a look in. We are giving foreign players the skills and playing experience...
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  16. Kandy

    'Snow'-18.11.2007

    Snow looks good on christmas cards, the number of times I have been off my bike through snow and ice probably cann't be counted, dreading getting to an age were I cann't bounce any more, hope you...
    Snow looks good on christmas cards, the number of times I have been off my bike through snow and ice probably cann't be counted, dreading getting to an age were I cann't bounce any more, hope you are ok Kandy.
    Snow looks good on christmas cards, the number of times I have been off my bike through snow and ice probably cann't be counted, dreading getting to an age were I cann't bounce any more, hope you are ok Kandy.
    Snow looks good on christmas cards, the number of times I have been off my bike through snow and ice probably cann't be counted, dreading getting to an age were I cann't bounce any more, hope you...
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  17. rosa

    Visa Services Rant

    forgot to mention this is for our indian visas on our passports
    forgot to mention this is for our indian visas on our passports
    forgot to mention this is for our indian visas on our passports
    forgot to mention this is for our indian visas on our passports
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  18. dalbuie

    Man Cold !!!

    Sounds just like me :D :D :D
    Sounds just like me :D :D :D
    Sounds just like me :D :D :D
    Sounds just like me :D :D :D
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  19. Marley Farley

    Are we really surprised??

    Fonzie. Glad it made you feel better. Look at how the worms are wriggling about the "loss of data" incident, if it wasn't so serious we'd all have a giggle.
    Fonzie. Glad it made you feel better. Look at how the worms are wriggling about the "loss of data" incident, if it wasn't so serious we'd all have a giggle.
    Fonzie. Glad it made you feel better. Look at how the worms are wriggling about the "loss of data" incident, if it wasn't so serious we'd all have a giggle.
    Fonzie. Glad it made you feel better. Look at how the worms are wriggling about the "loss of data" incident, if it wasn't so serious we'd all have a giggle.
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  20. Gogs

    Cats decorate Xmas tree.

    :D Absaloutly Fabulous.. you have the patience of a saint
    :D Absaloutly Fabulous.. you have the patience of a saint
    :D Absaloutly Fabulous.. you have the patience of a saint
    :D Absaloutly Fabulous.. you have the patience of a saint
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    2
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    521

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