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  1. JWK
    Like x 22

    You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten minutes ago...:doh:
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
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  2. Rustler
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    Getting excited.

    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
    :wow: @Rustler what a lovely treat you have bought yourself :dbgrtmb:, I love it, it's so neat & compact. Enjoy your day organising :hapydancsmil:
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  3. Rustler
    Like x 3

    Here we go.

    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the...
    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the right time :thumbsup:In the meantime, enjoy walking with your dog :doggieshmooze:
    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the right time :thumbsup:In the meantime, enjoy walking with...
    I'm a great believer in all things happen for a reason. So, you were beaten to it because the wood was no good for what you had in mind to do with it. :) You *will* find the right piece, at the...
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  4. shiney
    Funny x 6

    What Are They Looking At?

    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
    That's nothing, Clueless, you should try Ziggy's homemade brews.:hate-shocked::dunno::snorky:
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  5. shiney
    Like x 5

    How To Pose With Statues

    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
    Those are funTASTIC!!!! :loll:
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  6. HarryS
    Funny x 8

    Trump Donald !

    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
    wonderful. putting this on my facebook.
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  7. clueless1
    Funny x 5

    Probably want some ice on that

    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
    Seen that one a few times, and it always raises a smile. Karma if ever I saw it.
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  8. liliana

    Happy Chinese New Year !!

    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
    Oh, my head, too many loud fireworks !!
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  9. Phil A

    latin names for when the national trust visitors ask

    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
    Hi Lori,I wouldn't risk it if I was you. In our local Poundshop you can buy a nice hard table tennis bat :roflol:
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  10. kindredspirit
    Funny x 3

    Truisms.

    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
    A 6 monthly reminder? Crikey *she* was patient to wait so long!!! :heehee: :loll:
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  11. clueless1

    How to dispose of The Leather

    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
    The old girl has been placed on a chair in the garden, waiting til I get round to setting up the incinerator bin.EDIT: in this instance, the old girl being the leather:)
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  12. "M"
    Funny x 4

    This is a belly laugh moment for dog lovers ...

    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
    Aww, Harry ... I fell in love with the guinea pig; he gets my vote :heehee:
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  13. HarryS
    Funny x 8

    New Basil Fawlty Specsaver Advert

    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
    Excellent stuff lol , ta for sharing .
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  14. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Currently Listening To.... mark IV 2015

    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
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  15. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Are You Good at Captions... 2015

    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
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  16. Fat Controller
    Locked

    A Joke or Two... 2015

    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
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  17. Phil A
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    Yawn Yawn, wakey wakey !! 2015 mk 2

    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
    Time to say goodnight to this thread - 2016 thread here
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  18. liliana
    Agree x 4

    It's only a bigger Sunday dinner !!

    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff...
    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff i can eat 800 calories and not be aware of how little i have eaten and another day eat 1500 etcif...
    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff i can eat 800 calories and not be aware of how...
    I find with calorie counting i put on more weight because i eat more because im thinking about food all the time because im tracking caloriesWhen normally day to day if im busy and doing stuff...
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  19. mowgley
    Funny x 4

    The joys of bacon

    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
    Fellow Low Carber in the making.
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  20. liliana
    Agree x 4

    New Year Gong's

    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
    I agree.Also agree but all the political parties are as bad as each other.Definitely.Wow! :hate-shocked: Sell it on GC :heehee:Yes! Yes! Yes! :yay:I'll vote for that :)
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