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  1. Marley Farley

    Does your alarm take this long...!!!!!??

    Or has nothing else to do! :D
    Or has nothing else to do! :D
    Or has nothing else to do! :D
    Or has nothing else to do! :D
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  2. Fonzie

    Magic lamp.

    Edit it Fonzie. It's 'younger than me'.
    Edit it Fonzie. It's 'younger than me'.
    Edit it Fonzie. It's 'younger than me'.
    Edit it Fonzie. It's 'younger than me'.
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  3. borrowers

    what are you frightened of?

    Geoff, only on school trips. Cracks me up, when you see on the News, all these "poor little boys being taken advantage of". They should be so lucky :D I presume I'm now going to get a load of...
    Geoff, only on school trips. Cracks me up, when you see on the News, all these "poor little boys being taken advantage of". They should be so lucky :D I presume I'm now going to get a load of stick about "corrupting minors" but as a 14yr old, in my generation, your mind was only on one...
    Geoff, only on school trips. Cracks me up, when you see on the News, all these "poor little boys being taken advantage of". They should be so lucky :D I presume I'm now going to get a load of stick about "corrupting minors" but as a 14yr old,...
    Geoff, only on school trips. Cracks me up, when you see on the News, all these "poor little boys being taken advantage of". They should be so lucky :D I presume I'm now going to get a load of...
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  4. Marley Farley

    The Onion & the Christmas tree....!

    :D John, I don't think many of us are below 50s & more like 60s for the rest of us... :eek: :D :D
    :D John, I don't think many of us are below 50s & more like 60s for the rest of us... :eek: :D :D
    :D John, I don't think many of us are below 50s & more like 60s for the rest of us... :eek: :D :D
    :D John, I don't think many of us are below 50s & more like 60s for the rest of us... :eek: :D :D
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  5. Nursewhen
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  6. Kandy

    'Kandy's Xmas Photos-2005/2006'

    Beautiful scenery, beautifully captured Kandy. Actually makes me wish that I liked snow, except through double glazing, or in photos like these.
    Beautiful scenery, beautifully captured Kandy. Actually makes me wish that I liked snow, except through double glazing, or in photos like these.
    Beautiful scenery, beautifully captured Kandy. Actually makes me wish that I liked snow, except through double glazing, or in photos like these.
    Beautiful scenery, beautifully captured Kandy. Actually makes me wish that I liked snow, except through double glazing, or in photos like these.
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  7. Kandy
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  8. geoffhandley

    Passion for Plants

    A true gardener then..... bless his little cotton socks! :D Helen.xxx.
    A true gardener then..... bless his little cotton socks! :D Helen.xxx.
    A true gardener then..... bless his little cotton socks! :D Helen.xxx.
    A true gardener then..... bless his little cotton socks! :D Helen.xxx.
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  9. Kedi-Gato

    'Twas the Night Before Christmas

    So did I Kedi-Gato, I have never read the full thing before. Thankyou.
    So did I Kedi-Gato, I have never read the full thing before. Thankyou.
    So did I Kedi-Gato, I have never read the full thing before. Thankyou.
    So did I Kedi-Gato, I have never read the full thing before. Thankyou.
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  10. Kedi-Gato

    Magical Person

    Christmas is a very special time for many children -- the day presents are left by a magical person. In the United States and Canada, his name is Santa Claus. He flies through the sky in a...
    Christmas is a very special time for many children -- the day presents are left by a magical person. In the United States and Canada, his name is Santa Claus. He flies through the sky in a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer.In England his name is Father Christmas. He looks much like Santa...
    Christmas is a very special time for many children -- the day presents are left by a magical person. In the United States and Canada, his name is Santa Claus. He flies through the sky in a sleigh pulled by eight reindeer.In England his...
    Christmas is a very special time for many children -- the day presents are left by a magical person. In the United States and Canada, his name is Santa Claus. He flies through the sky in a...
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  11. Kedi-Gato

    A Soldiers Christmas

    A Soldiers ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas. He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and Stone.I had come down the Chimney, With presents to give. And to see just...
    A Soldiers ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas. He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and Stone.I had come down the Chimney, With presents to give. And to see just who In this home did live.I looked all about A strange sight I did see. No tinsel, No...
    A Soldiers ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas. He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and Stone.I had come down the Chimney, With presents to give. And to see just who In this home did live.I looked all about A...
    A Soldiers ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas. He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and Stone.I had come down the Chimney, With presents to give. And to see just...
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  12. Kedi-Gato

    Merry Christmas

    "Happy Christmas" , But being over the Border guess i could say "Nollaig chridheil huibh" .Sounds kinda nice !
    "Happy Christmas" , But being over the Border guess i could say "Nollaig chridheil huibh" .Sounds kinda nice !
    "Happy Christmas" , But being over the Border guess i could say "Nollaig chridheil huibh" .Sounds kinda nice !
    "Happy Christmas" , But being over the Border guess i could say "Nollaig chridheil huibh" .Sounds kinda nice !
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  13. Kandy

    Sugar Babes

    Kandy, they are really fantastic. i couldn't believe they were 'made' & had to re-read your comments about marzipan.i'm off to look at the website now.Walnut, i don't believe even you would...
    Kandy, they are really fantastic. i couldn't believe they were 'made' & had to re-read your comments about marzipan.i'm off to look at the website now.Walnut, i don't believe even you would do that cheers :D
    Kandy, they are really fantastic. i couldn't believe they were 'made' & had to re-read your comments about marzipan.i'm off to look at the website now.Walnut, i don't believe even you would do that cheers :D
    Kandy, they are really fantastic. i couldn't believe they were 'made' & had to re-read your comments about marzipan.i'm off to look at the website now.Walnut, i don't believe even you would...
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  14. Kedi-Gato

    Christmas Angels

    Lovely.
    Lovely.
    Lovely.
    Lovely.
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  15. Dorsetmike

    Decisions decisions ................

    Late again i know but :D :D
    Late again i know but :D :D
    Late again i know but :D :D
    Late again i know but :D :D
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  16. Whiley

    Blinking hysterical. So doing this at my wedding.

    Thats true, i guess i always thought of it as being relatively far off. Oo.Might go in to play in dresses tomorrow after my meeting :D
    Thats true, i guess i always thought of it as being relatively far off. Oo.Might go in to play in dresses tomorrow after my meeting :D
    Thats true, i guess i always thought of it as being relatively far off. Oo.Might go in to play in dresses tomorrow after my meeting :D
    Thats true, i guess i always thought of it as being relatively far off. Oo.Might go in to play in dresses tomorrow after my meeting :D
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  17. Kedi-Gato
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  18. Banana Man

    If you ever get pulled over for speeding!

    Vicki,You know me, i am very shy and didn't want to say anything..... am i heck as like :DNuttyness rules o.k.!
    Vicki,You know me, i am very shy and didn't want to say anything..... am i heck as like :DNuttyness rules o.k.!
    Vicki,You know me, i am very shy and didn't want to say anything..... am i heck as like :DNuttyness rules o.k.!
    Vicki,You know me, i am very shy and didn't want to say anything..... am i heck as like :DNuttyness rules o.k.!
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  19. Kedi-Gato

    Santa Physics

    John,You need to sit cross legged on the floor with a litre of martini chanting 'boombaaa' to relax you.
    John,You need to sit cross legged on the floor with a litre of martini chanting 'boombaaa' to relax you.
    John,You need to sit cross legged on the floor with a litre of martini chanting 'boombaaa' to relax you.
    John,You need to sit cross legged on the floor with a litre of martini chanting 'boombaaa' to relax you.
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  20. Dorsetmike

    Men and Women

    :D Like it Mike..
    :D Like it Mike..
    :D Like it Mike..
    :D Like it Mike..
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