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  1. clueless1
    Agree x 5

    Things that make no sense to me

    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or...
    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or misconstrued when posted on the internet, and sadly our US cousins seem to be particularly susceptible to...
    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or misconstrued when posted on the internet, and sadly our...
    Like you @clueless1 I am very much on the fence about it, mostly because I don't really know much about it - however, I am also very aware how things can get blown out of all proportion or...
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  2. clueless1
    Funny x 5

    Got a weird cider message

    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy...
    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy Jack cider. I just put it over the wall where the rest of their rubbish was carelessly...
    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy Jack cider. I just put it over the wall where the...
    I live next door to a sort of community hall. There'd been a party there earlier and the scruffy gits hadn't cleaned up after themselves. An empty drinks can was on my drive. It had been scrumpy...
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  3. Phil A
    Funny x 4

    Skip find

    I don't think there's room on that tree for all the tinsel and baubles. D'you think you can grow one between now and next Christmas? :biggrin:
    I don't think there's room on that tree for all the tinsel and baubles. D'you think you can grow one between now and next Christmas? :biggrin:
    I don't think there's room on that tree for all the tinsel and baubles. D'you think you can grow one between now and next Christmas? :biggrin:
    I don't think there's room on that tree for all the tinsel and baubles. D'you think you can grow one between now and next Christmas? :biggrin:
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  4. liliana

    Can you believe this !!

    Obviously she shouldn't have skimped on the tree. :biggrin:Did anyone see that prog on TV, where they spent £250,000 on decorations and would only be spending 36 hrs at the place at most during...
    Obviously she shouldn't have skimped on the tree. :biggrin:Did anyone see that prog on TV, where they spent £250,000 on decorations and would only be spending 36 hrs at the place at most during Christmas, if they bother to turn up, that is. I think they had two Bentleys on the present list.That's...
    Obviously she shouldn't have skimped on the tree. :biggrin:Did anyone see that prog on TV, where they spent £250,000 on decorations and would only be spending 36 hrs at the place at most during Christmas, if they bother to turn up, that is. I think...
    Obviously she shouldn't have skimped on the tree. :biggrin:Did anyone see that prog on TV, where they spent £250,000 on decorations and would only be spending 36 hrs at the place at most during...
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  5. CanadianLori
    Like x 4

    Ways to get through these last dark days of winter....

    Our cultural Turkey trip last month was £149 for eight days which included flights, four and five star hotels B&B, coach trips and guide. :thumbsup: Additional payment could be made for full board and more...
    Our cultural Turkey trip last month was £149 for eight days which included flights, four and five star hotels B&B, coach trips and guide. :thumbsup: Additional payment could be made for full board and more excursions. It's the second one we have done this year (other was in Feb) and had a really good time. :dbgrtmb:
    Our cultural Turkey trip last month was £149 for eight days which included flights, four and five star hotels B&B, coach trips and guide. :thumbsup: Additional payment could be made for full board and more excursions. It's the second one we have done...
    Our cultural Turkey trip last month was £149 for eight days which included flights, four and five star hotels B&B, coach trips and guide. :thumbsup: Additional payment could be made for full board and more...
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  6. shiney
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  7. mowgley
    Funny x 5

    Winter 2015

    No more Snowmen then:scratch::heehee:............it's the new Mud Men!!:doh:
    No more Snowmen then:scratch::heehee:............it's the new Mud Men!!:doh:
    No more Snowmen then:scratch::heehee:............it's the new Mud Men!!:doh:
    No more Snowmen then:scratch::heehee:............it's the new Mud Men!!:doh:
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  8. liliana

    my 4 days before Christmas drink

    tonight will be cider and port
    tonight will be cider and port
    tonight will be cider and port
    tonight will be cider and port
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  9. Jack McHammocklashing
    Funny x 14

    Inheritance

    If your from Woolton, of course, it's always been the "posh part"Steve...:)
    If your from Woolton, of course, it's always been the "posh part"Steve...:)
    If your from Woolton, of course, it's always been the "posh part"Steve...:)
    If your from Woolton, of course, it's always been the "posh part"Steve...:)
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  10. clueless1

    Heavy metal cows

    Love it Clueless!Staying on the heavy metal theme, here's one with a seasonal flavour. Enjoy. :cool:
    Love it Clueless!Staying on the heavy metal theme, here's one with a seasonal flavour. Enjoy. :cool:
    Love it Clueless!Staying on the heavy metal theme, here's one with a seasonal flavour. Enjoy. :cool:
    Love it Clueless!Staying on the heavy metal theme, here's one with a seasonal flavour. Enjoy. :cool:
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  11. Fat Controller
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  12. shiney

    Interesting!

    Quite possible - but I think they will be coming out against a new runway at Stansted and the new junction on the M11. That's flaring up again. :dunno:
    Quite possible - but I think they will be coming out against a new runway at Stansted and the new junction on the M11. That's flaring up again. :dunno:
    Quite possible - but I think they will be coming out against a new runway at Stansted and the new junction on the M11. That's flaring up again. :dunno:
    Quite possible - but I think they will be coming out against a new runway at Stansted and the new junction on the M11. That's flaring up again. :dunno:
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  13. shiney

    Cat In Court - Not Guilty!

    Well this thread has certainly given me PAWS for thought,but it would be Catastrophic if this cat was sent down:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well this thread has certainly given me PAWS for thought,but it would be Catastrophic if this cat was sent down:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well this thread has certainly given me PAWS for thought,but it would be Catastrophic if this cat was sent down:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Well this thread has certainly given me PAWS for thought,but it would be Catastrophic if this cat was sent down:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  14. music
    Funny x 5

    Kids Can Be Funny.

    When My younger sister was a toddler she would say If people were coming up to our house she would scream"There are humans outside!"and If she didn't like what someone was saying to her she...
    When My younger sister was a toddler she would say If people were coming up to our house she would scream"There are humans outside!"and If she didn't like what someone was saying to her she would say:"You're a human liar!"
    When My younger sister was a toddler she would say If people were coming up to our house she would scream"There are humans outside!"and If she didn't like what someone was saying to her she would say:"You're a human liar!"
    When My younger sister was a toddler she would say If people were coming up to our house she would scream"There are humans outside!"and If she didn't like what someone was saying to her she...
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  15. Fat Controller
    Funny x 4

    Bom bom bom bom.....

    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: That's the funniest thing I've seen for ages :loll:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: That's the funniest thing I've seen for ages :loll:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: That's the funniest thing I've seen for ages :loll:
    :lunapic 130165696578242 5: That's the funniest thing I've seen for ages :loll:
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  16. music
    Funny x 3

    My Wife Has No Clothes .

    mine is not clothes issue--in fact I am into the spirit of getting rid of clothes/stuff. It would be the stuff of my husband--and not clothes either. In that area we are the same, not into...
    mine is not clothes issue--in fact I am into the spirit of getting rid of clothes/stuff. It would be the stuff of my husband--and not clothes either. In that area we are the same, not into clothes, quality clothes--yes but not quantity. Just all the stuff from a DIY man. And that we had to...
    mine is not clothes issue--in fact I am into the spirit of getting rid of clothes/stuff. It would be the stuff of my husband--and not clothes either. In that area we are the same, not into clothes, quality clothes--yes but not quantity. Just...
    mine is not clothes issue--in fact I am into the spirit of getting rid of clothes/stuff. It would be the stuff of my husband--and not clothes either. In that area we are the same, not into...
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  17. Rustler
    Friendly x 3

    Claiming benefits.

    Good luck Russ, you are having a tough time of it and it's not easy to sort things out with all the different agencies involved. I would agree that a visit to your local CAB is sound advice. My...
    Good luck Russ, you are having a tough time of it and it's not easy to sort things out with all the different agencies involved. I would agree that a visit to your local CAB is sound advice. My daughter volunteers at our local 1 once a week and is well used to dealing with similar situations to...
    Good luck Russ, you are having a tough time of it and it's not easy to sort things out with all the different agencies involved. I would agree that a visit to your local CAB is sound advice. My daughter volunteers at our local 1 once a week and...
    Good luck Russ, you are having a tough time of it and it's not easy to sort things out with all the different agencies involved. I would agree that a visit to your local CAB is sound advice. My...
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  18. music

    Yoga.

    I'm doing yoga for almost six months and It made me much more relaxed, healthy and confident. Most of yoga stances are difficult for newbies but with patience and practice , it gradually becomes...
    I'm doing yoga for almost six months and It made me much more relaxed, healthy and confident. Most of yoga stances are difficult for newbies but with patience and practice , it gradually becomes easy and your body starts to adapt to it. Consistency is must in any exercise and thanks to small...
    I'm doing yoga for almost six months and It made me much more relaxed, healthy and confident. Most of yoga stances are difficult for newbies but with patience and practice , it gradually becomes easy and your body starts to adapt to it....
    I'm doing yoga for almost six months and It made me much more relaxed, healthy and confident. Most of yoga stances are difficult for newbies but with patience and practice , it gradually becomes...
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  19. Phil A
    Funny x 12

    An American view of England

    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
    I can't see our house where the duck is going to hit
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  20. Rustler

    Gas, ovens and fitting.

    That's gas safe's job
    That's gas safe's job
    That's gas safe's job
    That's gas safe's job
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