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  1. Rustler

    Evening people. LBC?

    London Brick Company
    London Brick Company
    London Brick Company
    London Brick Company
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  2. Rustler
    Agree x 4

    Fireworks.

    2 quiet night now, :love30:Maddie still stressed at dusk, not as bad and she starting to do her normal things again, not squashing me sat on my lap, and even got on the bed as normal last night.
    2 quiet night now, :love30:Maddie still stressed at dusk, not as bad and she starting to do her normal things again, not squashing me sat on my lap, and even got on the bed as normal last night.
    2 quiet night now, :love30:Maddie still stressed at dusk, not as bad and she starting to do her normal things again, not squashing me sat on my lap, and even got on the bed as normal last night.
    2 quiet night now, :love30:Maddie still stressed at dusk, not as bad and she starting to do her normal things again, not squashing me sat on my lap, and even got on the bed as normal last night.
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  3. music

    Dog Extension Leashes.

    We use the ones with a tape lead that's regularly checked for wear and tear, plus which could be far more easily grabbed in event of brake button failure - had that happen once with a corded...
    We use the ones with a tape lead that's regularly checked for wear and tear, plus which could be far more easily grabbed in event of brake button failure - had that happen once with a corded retractable lead and got my hand badly burnt.
    We use the ones with a tape lead that's regularly checked for wear and tear, plus which could be far more easily grabbed in event of brake button failure - had that happen once with a corded retractable lead and got my hand badly burnt.
    We use the ones with a tape lead that's regularly checked for wear and tear, plus which could be far more easily grabbed in event of brake button failure - had that happen once with a corded...
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    1,083
  4. music
    Funny x 3

    Unusual Names.

    Just as long as her surname isn't Martin, she will be fine :blue thumb:
    Just as long as her surname isn't Martin, she will be fine :blue thumb:
    Just as long as her surname isn't Martin, she will be fine :blue thumb:
    Just as long as her surname isn't Martin, she will be fine :blue thumb:
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  5. Beckie76

    I'm so irritated!

    First time I heard of Beer Gardens was in Germany.Now we seem to have them here, mostly just a pub garden really, to be used in the summer, or these days mostly by the smokers who have been...
    First time I heard of Beer Gardens was in Germany.Now we seem to have them here, mostly just a pub garden really, to be used in the summer, or these days mostly by the smokers who have been forced outside whatever the weather.
    First time I heard of Beer Gardens was in Germany.Now we seem to have them here, mostly just a pub garden really, to be used in the summer, or these days mostly by the smokers who have been forced outside whatever the weather.
    First time I heard of Beer Gardens was in Germany.Now we seem to have them here, mostly just a pub garden really, to be used in the summer, or these days mostly by the smokers who have been...
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  6. music

    The X Factor.

    The format is a disgrace , Simon Cowell pretends to be stressed and caring everything is contrived. The show is akin to throwing christians to the lions ! The X factor is only a talent contest on...
    The format is a disgrace , Simon Cowell pretends to be stressed and caring everything is contrived. The show is akin to throwing christians to the lions ! The X factor is only a talent contest on steroids ,it's time has past if it needs to hype ratings with stunts like the 6 chairs.
    The format is a disgrace , Simon Cowell pretends to be stressed and caring everything is contrived. The show is akin to throwing christians to the lions ! The X factor is only a talent contest on steroids ,it's time has past if it needs to hype...
    The format is a disgrace , Simon Cowell pretends to be stressed and caring everything is contrived. The show is akin to throwing christians to the lions ! The X factor is only a talent contest on...
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  7. shiney
    Funny x 7

    A Rather Annoyed News Reader - Bad Language

    I think that we've all wondered that! :noidea:
    I think that we've all wondered that! :noidea:
    I think that we've all wondered that! :noidea:
    I think that we've all wondered that! :noidea:
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  8. music

    Is There Something In Our Water ?.

    ArmandII, Where did you get the old illustration of me with my leather strip flares and my Loooove Waggon ? Peace Man :cool::cool::cool:.
    ArmandII, Where did you get the old illustration of me with my leather strip flares and my Loooove Waggon ? Peace Man :cool::cool::cool:.
    ArmandII, Where did you get the old illustration of me with my leather strip flares and my Loooove Waggon ? Peace Man :cool::cool::cool:.
    ArmandII, Where did you get the old illustration of me with my leather strip flares and my Loooove Waggon ? Peace Man :cool::cool::cool:.
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  9. Phil A

    GCHQ can control your phone

    Then I get in trouble for my less than noteworthy singing:whistle:
    Then I get in trouble for my less than noteworthy singing:whistle:
    Then I get in trouble for my less than noteworthy singing:whistle:
    Then I get in trouble for my less than noteworthy singing:whistle:
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  10. Val..

    Talking porcupine!!!!!!!

    I suppose they call him Spike! :)
    I suppose they call him Spike! :)
    I suppose they call him Spike! :)
    I suppose they call him Spike! :)
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  11. Beckie76
    Like x 5

    I couldn't believe my eyes!!!!

    Love it Shiney! :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Love it Shiney! :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Love it Shiney! :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
    Love it Shiney! :dbgrtmb: :heehee:
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  12. Phil A

    Cold Butane

    Just had to warm my cylinder in the greenhouse to make a cuppa.Does that make it a Greenhouse Gas? :heehee:
    Just had to warm my cylinder in the greenhouse to make a cuppa.Does that make it a Greenhouse Gas? :heehee:
    Just had to warm my cylinder in the greenhouse to make a cuppa.Does that make it a Greenhouse Gas? :heehee:
    Just had to warm my cylinder in the greenhouse to make a cuppa.Does that make it a Greenhouse Gas? :heehee:
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  13. Cannyfullpots

    Teenagers.....

    We're all the GC Gang!!!:yes::hapfeet::hapydancsmil::partytime:
    We're all the GC Gang!!!:yes::hapfeet::hapydancsmil::partytime:
    We're all the GC Gang!!!:yes::hapfeet::hapydancsmil::partytime:
    We're all the GC Gang!!!:yes::hapfeet::hapydancsmil::partytime:
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  14. bigbore

    Gardeners world

    I initially borrowed it from the Library, only bought it when I saw it so cheap.
    I initially borrowed it from the Library, only bought it when I saw it so cheap.
    I initially borrowed it from the Library, only bought it when I saw it so cheap.
    I initially borrowed it from the Library, only bought it when I saw it so cheap.
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  15. Fat Controller
    Funny x 3

    Sir Reginald's Marvellous Organ

    I've never met Albert Hall...... :biggrin:
    I've never met Albert Hall...... :biggrin:
    I've never met Albert Hall...... :biggrin:
    I've never met Albert Hall...... :biggrin:
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  16. liliana

    Will he or won't he die?

    This chap
    This chap
    This chap
    This chap
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  17. music
    Funny x 5

    Pet Hates,Things That Annoy You.

    Had a quick read, and one thing springs to mind, Resect works both ways Seems there are a few which don't rise to the bait and others will rise to the bait and will get even, on both sides, which...
    Had a quick read, and one thing springs to mind, Resect works both ways Seems there are a few which don't rise to the bait and others will rise to the bait and will get even, on both sides, which is like adding more fuel to the fire which only makes things worse One thing i did noice is that...
    Had a quick read, and one thing springs to mind, Resect works both ways Seems there are a few which don't rise to the bait and others will rise to the bait and will get even, on both sides, which is like adding more fuel to the fire which only...
    Had a quick read, and one thing springs to mind, Resect works both ways Seems there are a few which don't rise to the bait and others will rise to the bait and will get even, on both sides, which...
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    75
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    5,266
  18. liliana

    Most annoying food.

    My Most Annoying Food Is Cherries.:mad:.Most times when I go to get some from the fridge, The bag is empty, they have ALL Gone:scratch:.I think Mrs Music is a Cheeky Cherry Plucker ;).
    My Most Annoying Food Is Cherries.:mad:.Most times when I go to get some from the fridge, The bag is empty, they have ALL Gone:scratch:.I think Mrs Music is a Cheeky Cherry Plucker ;).
    My Most Annoying Food Is Cherries.:mad:.Most times when I go to get some from the fridge, The bag is empty, they have ALL Gone:scratch:.I think Mrs Music is a Cheeky Cherry Plucker ;).
    My Most Annoying Food Is Cherries.:mad:.Most times when I go to get some from the fridge, The bag is empty, they have ALL Gone:scratch:.I think Mrs Music is a Cheeky Cherry Plucker ;).
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    871
  19. pamsdish

    Tosco Mobile.

    I fogot about that, despite shopping at a Tesco in Wales a couple of months ago and finding that they had security tagged all their hand baskets to prevent people using them to take their shopping...
    I fogot about that, despite shopping at a Tesco in Wales a couple of months ago and finding that they had security tagged all their hand baskets to prevent people using them to take their shopping home and avoid paying for carrier bags.
    I fogot about that, despite shopping at a Tesco in Wales a couple of months ago and finding that they had security tagged all their hand baskets to prevent people using them to take their shopping home and avoid paying for carrier bags.
    I fogot about that, despite shopping at a Tesco in Wales a couple of months ago and finding that they had security tagged all their hand baskets to prevent people using them to take their shopping...
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    10
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  20. Marley Farley

    Reasons to be CHEERFUL..... 1 2 3....!!! Whatever is making you HAPPY today..!!

    Don't give the Taxman any ideas!!!!:hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5::heehee:
    Don't give the Taxman any ideas!!!!:hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5::heehee:
    Don't give the Taxman any ideas!!!!:hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5::heehee:
    Don't give the Taxman any ideas!!!!:hate-shocked::lunapic 130165696578242 5::heehee:
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    312
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    22,762

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