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  1. Fat Controller
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  2. HarryS
    Agree x 6

    Express Summer 2015 ?

    I've not been fooled Strongy, I know the south has had a good dose of naughty weather too. It's about time us Britons were used to it don't you think. :) Interestingly, today my doctor has suggested...
    I've not been fooled Strongy, I know the south has had a good dose of naughty weather too. It's about time us Britons were used to it don't you think. :) Interestingly, today my doctor has suggested I take vitamin D, perhaps this below has something to do with it.....typical of this month, I've...
    I've not been fooled Strongy, I know the south has had a good dose of naughty weather too. It's about time us Britons were used to it don't you think. :) Interestingly, today my doctor has suggested I take vitamin D, perhaps this below has...
    I've not been fooled Strongy, I know the south has had a good dose of naughty weather too. It's about time us Britons were used to it don't you think. :) Interestingly, today my doctor has suggested...
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  3. Jenny namaste
    Agree x 4

    The TOUR DE FRANCE

    Typical of the press, build them up and then knock them down again, well done Chris!!!! :thumbsup:
    Typical of the press, build them up and then knock them down again, well done Chris!!!! :thumbsup:
    Typical of the press, build them up and then knock them down again, well done Chris!!!! :thumbsup:
    Typical of the press, build them up and then knock them down again, well done Chris!!!! :thumbsup:
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  4. Fat Controller

    Not seen this in a while - Cheap Flights

    Well the next one on my YouTube was D**gging , its the Ofsted one now ?
    Well the next one on my YouTube was D**gging , its the Ofsted one now ?
    Well the next one on my YouTube was D**gging , its the Ofsted one now ?
    Well the next one on my YouTube was D**gging , its the Ofsted one now ?
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  5. Fat Controller
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  6. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    You can recycle most things in Dorset

    Not the Eggs Box 360.
    Not the Eggs Box 360.
    Not the Eggs Box 360.
    Not the Eggs Box 360.
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  7. HarryS
    Funny x 5

    Well it sounds like our Zigs ?

    No-one wants that :biggrin:
    No-one wants that :biggrin:
    No-one wants that :biggrin:
    No-one wants that :biggrin:
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  8. "M"
    Like x 4

    Quick! No Admin about ...

    I can understand you're being upset, Rosebay, and I will respect your wishes regarding the deleting of the thread. As, I hope, that most members will be aware Admin is strictly neutral in all...
    I can understand you're being upset, Rosebay, and I will respect your wishes regarding the deleting of the thread. As, I hope, that most members will be aware Admin is strictly neutral in all matters of controversy and clashes between members and has to be seen so by members. But I do think...
    I can understand you're being upset, Rosebay, and I will respect your wishes regarding the deleting of the thread. As, I hope, that most members will be aware Admin is strictly neutral in all matters of controversy and clashes between members...
    I can understand you're being upset, Rosebay, and I will respect your wishes regarding the deleting of the thread. As, I hope, that most members will be aware Admin is strictly neutral in all...
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  9. JWK

    A Owl

    Good afternoon @JWK :wow: I knew it! I just Knew it!:yes: the Owl revolution is starting first Birmingham and then the rest of the country:paladin::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good afternoon @JWK :wow: I knew it! I just Knew it!:yes: the Owl revolution is starting first Birmingham and then the rest of the country:paladin::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good afternoon @JWK :wow: I knew it! I just Knew it!:yes: the Owl revolution is starting first Birmingham and then the rest of the country:paladin::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good afternoon @JWK :wow: I knew it! I just Knew it!:yes: the Owl revolution is starting first Birmingham and then the rest of the country:paladin::lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  10. liliana

    Uncle Ben's rice and quinoa combo

    I must have a very naughty mind, but this advert just looks like...:th scifD36:white vibrators with leather jackets on :yikes::yikes::yikes::whistle::whistle:
    I must have a very naughty mind, but this advert just looks like...:th scifD36:white vibrators with leather jackets on :yikes::yikes::yikes::whistle::whistle:
    I must have a very naughty mind, but this advert just looks like...:th scifD36:white vibrators with leather jackets on :yikes::yikes::yikes::whistle::whistle:
    I must have a very naughty mind, but this advert just looks like...:th scifD36:white vibrators with leather jackets on :yikes::yikes::yikes::whistle::whistle:
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  11. kindredspirit

    How to test your washing machine.

    Maybe this is why washing machines are wedged between other appliances?I have heard of women enjoying sitting on them whilst they are on spin....but that may be for another reason. :whistle:
    Maybe this is why washing machines are wedged between other appliances?I have heard of women enjoying sitting on them whilst they are on spin....but that may be for another reason. :whistle:
    Maybe this is why washing machines are wedged between other appliances?I have heard of women enjoying sitting on them whilst they are on spin....but that may be for another reason. :whistle:
    Maybe this is why washing machines are wedged between other appliances?I have heard of women enjoying sitting on them whilst they are on spin....but that may be for another reason. :whistle:
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  12. music

    Where Were You Born ?.

    I can't believe there are so many Wiganers on this forum! I too was born in Wigan on the morning of the Aberfan distaster, in my parents' bedroom in the two-up, two-down terraced house they still...
    I can't believe there are so many Wiganers on this forum! I too was born in Wigan on the morning of the Aberfan distaster, in my parents' bedroom in the two-up, two-down terraced house they still live in (although they had an extension built a long time ago). They still had an outside loo when I...
    I can't believe there are so many Wiganers on this forum! I too was born in Wigan on the morning of the Aberfan distaster, in my parents' bedroom in the two-up, two-down terraced house they still live in (although they had an extension built a...
    I can't believe there are so many Wiganers on this forum! I too was born in Wigan on the morning of the Aberfan distaster, in my parents' bedroom in the two-up, two-down terraced house they still...
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  13. shiney
    Like x 9

    Constable's Haywain must have floated down river!!

    @Sheal I was in Colchester on Saturday night, meeting, people for dinner, and went to an Italian - Il Padrino in Church St. Very good :blue thumb:Sunday lunch was at Milsom's in Dedham. Definitely to...
    @Sheal I was in Colchester on Saturday night, meeting, people for dinner, and went to an Italian - Il Padrino in Church St. Very good :blue thumb:Sunday lunch was at Milsom's in Dedham. Definitely to be recommended. :)
    @Sheal I was in Colchester on Saturday night, meeting, people for dinner, and went to an Italian - Il Padrino in Church St. Very good :blue thumb:Sunday lunch was at Milsom's in Dedham. Definitely to be recommended. :)
    @Sheal I was in Colchester on Saturday night, meeting, people for dinner, and went to an Italian - Il Padrino in Church St. Very good :blue thumb:Sunday lunch was at Milsom's in Dedham. Definitely to...
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  14. music

    Naughty Dolly !.

    This is a part story taken from a Saturday National Newspaper, July 4.The parents of a two-year-old girl were left horrified after a doll taught her to swear. The doll was a talking nappy change...
    This is a part story taken from a Saturday National Newspaper, July 4.The parents of a two-year-old girl were left horrified after a doll taught her to swear. The doll was a talking nappy change doll the child was given as a birthday present.The parents were horrified when she tickled the...
    This is a part story taken from a Saturday National Newspaper, July 4.The parents of a two-year-old girl were left horrified after a doll taught her to swear. The doll was a talking nappy change doll the child was given as a birthday...
    This is a part story taken from a Saturday National Newspaper, July 4.The parents of a two-year-old girl were left horrified after a doll taught her to swear. The doll was a talking nappy change...
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  15. Phil A

    Things i've woken up to find in the bedroom

    Luggage strap, be great if I had any luggage :doh:
    Luggage strap, be great if I had any luggage :doh:
    Luggage strap, be great if I had any luggage :doh:
    Luggage strap, be great if I had any luggage :doh:
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  16. JWK

    Flying Cat

    Check, check and check again, cat goes flying and then there was some humans flying with the under carridge not so long ago
    Check, check and check again, cat goes flying and then there was some humans flying with the under carridge not so long ago
    Check, check and check again, cat goes flying and then there was some humans flying with the under carridge not so long ago
    Check, check and check again, cat goes flying and then there was some humans flying with the under carridge not so long ago
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  17. Phil A
    Funny x 8

    Confession

    Bridgwater :)
    Bridgwater :)
    Bridgwater :)
    Bridgwater :)
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  18. jjordie
    Funny x 6

    Spending a Penny - Eurostyle

    Thank you for your "wee" message jjordie, I will be sure to pass it on!
    Thank you for your "wee" message jjordie, I will be sure to pass it on!
    Thank you for your "wee" message jjordie, I will be sure to pass it on!
    Thank you for your "wee" message jjordie, I will be sure to pass it on!
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  19. Joolz
    Funny x 3

    An olde, but goodie. and Very relevant to me... darned things..

    .....and the book A little Zit on the side ...made a daft mistake of buying it at a station and starting to read it on the train. Looked a right idiot trying to stifle laughter with tears pouring...
    .....and the book A little Zit on the side ...made a daft mistake of buying it at a station and starting to read it on the train. Looked a right idiot trying to stifle laughter with tears pouring down my face!
    .....and the book A little Zit on the side ...made a daft mistake of buying it at a station and starting to read it on the train. Looked a right idiot trying to stifle laughter with tears pouring down my face!
    .....and the book A little Zit on the side ...made a daft mistake of buying it at a station and starting to read it on the train. Looked a right idiot trying to stifle laughter with tears pouring...
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  20. music
    Agree x 5

    Unmanned Checkouts ?.

    Unmanned checkouts do my head in :gaah:.
    Unmanned checkouts do my head in :gaah:.
    Unmanned checkouts do my head in :gaah:.
    Unmanned checkouts do my head in :gaah:.
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