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  1. Trunky
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  2. JWK

    Man creates Sistine Chapel in 3 bed council house

    He is clearly very talented, but its not my cup of tea I'm afraid; having said that, it is his home and as long as he likes it that is all that matters
    He is clearly very talented, but its not my cup of tea I'm afraid; having said that, it is his home and as long as he likes it that is all that matters
    He is clearly very talented, but its not my cup of tea I'm afraid; having said that, it is his home and as long as he likes it that is all that matters
    He is clearly very talented, but its not my cup of tea I'm afraid; having said that, it is his home and as long as he likes it that is all that matters
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  3. music
    Funny x 4

    Favourite Film Actors.

    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)...
    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)Hes an amazing actor but also probably the most attractive man on the planet imo
    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)Hes an amazing actor but also probably the most...
    Just started watching a movie just because Idris Elba is in it so i should of had him on my listIf they ever did make him bond i think i would actually watch that bond film (havent seen one yet)...
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  4. liliana
    Like x 6

    I'm Rich !!

    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
    Yes, it's a Sharon fruit, or in Italy we call Kaki. I would imagine it would be protected in the winter.
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  5. liliana
    Like x 3

    Night Fever, is 40 years old this week !!

    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
    So Have I Wee Tam, especially after a few Drams of 'The Cheeky Stuff'.:hapfeet::yay:
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  6. Val..

    Latest pic of the royal baby.

    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
    I thought this offensive earlier today when I saw it on Facebook, still do.
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  7. liliana

    All hell's broken loose Pt 3

    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
    Hope this will be the start of your recovery proper now Lilliana. Lots of good food, rest and hopefully sunshine to get you back up to ironing strength soon!
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  8. music

    Snoring Solutions ?.

    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
    Obviously Lolimac you have not seen Mrs M. It would take a Block and Tackle to gently manoeuvre her onto her side.. :wallbanging::wallbanging::wallbanging:, She just looked over my shoulder at this post.:yikes:.:yikes:.
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  9. liliana
    Friendly x 4

    All hell has broken loose- Pt2

    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
    Shame they lost, we won't say anything about that last goal.:whistle:
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  10. music
    Like x 3

    Style Comes Full Circle.

    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
    Spot On Sheal. :dbgrtmb:.
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  11. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey WAKEY...!! 2015

    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope to get some work done in the garden but we have a busy weekend. :)The wound is still improving and...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope to get some work done in the garden but we have a...
    Aloha everyone,Beckie, sorry to hear the news, but she had a good life with you. :grphg:It has turned colder here but we have very bright sunshine. The frost on the cars will be gone soon.I hope...
    101145d2j3abfqsr.gif 10624865_498757480227029_411972440159448741_n.jpg graphics-good-afternoon-304452.gif good-night-graphic-20.gif 87c4de930bc7fa3271017824d130c2f1.jpg goodnight-duckling-ag1.gif
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  12. Mrjaywarren

    Replacing fencing question

    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm...
    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm assuming you own the house and would want to sell it).You say that you want it cheap. I don't know...
    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm assuming you own the house and would want to sell...
    If you're only intending to stay two years, why are you bothering to increase the height of the fence? Does it look bad? If not, then trying to bodge a job will only make it look worse (I'm...
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  13. Fat Controller
    Funny x 6

    Dental abscess

    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
    Good to hear things have improved FC. :) You can't beat Ibuprofen better than any painkiller I think.
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  14. CharlieBot
    Like x 3

    An Easter miracle!

    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
    Lupins are quite tough as you've discovered Charlie and even when they lose their foliage quite often the roots survive. :)
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  15. westwales
    Like x 4

    Animated - but so realistic!

    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
    :roflol: :dbgrtmb:Thank you, I did enjoy that.But I can't help wondering ... how on earth did some one come up with the idea? :scratch:
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  16. liliana
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  17. pamsdish

    Gardening Books

    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a...
    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a space to force it into the gardening section of my bookcase, I have 2 copies already. :doh::thud:
    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a space to force it into the gardening section of my...
    My daughter was hoping for an allotment, so I ordered her a bible, Dr Hessayon Vegetable and Herb expert, they failed to get the allotment, so c`est la vie I will keep it myself, looking for a...
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  18. Trunky
    Funny x 16

    Sign of the times?

    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
    So we've heard, Loofah:hate-shocked::lolpt::heehee:
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  19. music
    Funny x 4

    The Clock.

    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who I SHARE it with.That night I went to the local and had one or four or five pints with the lads,came...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who I SHARE it with.That night I went to the local and...
    The Wife came in this week with a new kitchen wall clock. The clock has a lovely Sentimental,Romantic Quote written on the large face,it is as follows::::WHAT I love most about HOME IS who...
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  20. capney
    Funny x 3

    That was bright!

    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
    I don't see the moon because of the security lights Capney. Mine and my neighbour's are on and off all night, blasted things! :doh:
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