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  1. LyndaG
    Funny x 3

    Not sure I want to go to this match...........

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    LyndaG, Mar 4, 2015
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    LyndaG
    Mar 4, 2015
  2. shiney
    Funny x 7

    Quotes For Men And women!

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to...
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other...
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia"Sex is...
    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner"Sex at age 90 is like trying to...
    shiney, Feb 27, 2015
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    shiney
    Feb 27, 2015
  3. Fat Controller
    Like x 4

    People are incredible!

    Brilliiant!!
    Brilliiant!!
    Brilliiant!!
    Brilliiant!!
    Fat Controller, Feb 23, 2015
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    Val..
    Feb 23, 2015
  4. music
    Funny x 11

    Packaging !.

    That's the one :thumbsup:
    That's the one :thumbsup:
    That's the one :thumbsup:
    That's the one :thumbsup:
    music, Jan 11, 2015 ... 2
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    Phil A
    Feb 23, 2015
  5. kindredspirit

    I find this sketch one of the funniest.

    Very funny - and by heck, they must have been properly fit!
    Very funny - and by heck, they must have been properly fit!
    Very funny - and by heck, they must have been properly fit!
    Very funny - and by heck, they must have been properly fit!
    kindredspirit, Feb 21, 2015
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    Fat Controller
    Feb 22, 2015
  6. kindredspirit
    Funny x 3

    Surely you don't believe in dinosaurs, do you?

    Good morning all if that's true,then why do I keep getting called a Dinosaur :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good morning all if that's true,then why do I keep getting called a Dinosaur :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good morning all if that's true,then why do I keep getting called a Dinosaur :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Good morning all if that's true,then why do I keep getting called a Dinosaur :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    kindredspirit, Feb 15, 2015
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    wiseowl
    Feb 16, 2015
  7. HarryS
    Funny x 13

    GCs Slip into the Abyss

    :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::thumbsup:
    :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::thumbsup:
    :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::thumbsup:
    :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::thumbsup:
    HarryS, Feb 13, 2015
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    Lolimac
    Feb 15, 2015
  8. music
    Funny x 5

    Which Music ?.

    Good afternoon. well to day I pulled the shed down and on the radio playing was "Love Shack"-The B-52's. :heehee:
    Good afternoon. well to day I pulled the shed down and on the radio playing was "Love Shack"-The B-52's. :heehee:
    Good afternoon. well to day I pulled the shed down and on the radio playing was "Love Shack"-The B-52's. :heehee:
    Good afternoon. well to day I pulled the shed down and on the radio playing was "Love Shack"-The B-52's. :heehee:
    music, Feb 5, 2015
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    wiseowl
    Feb 12, 2015
  9. music

    Colourful Language.

    :nonofinger: Very bad, especially coming from a woman.Andy doesn't like losing does he?? had a face like thunder, but the best man won! :blue thumb:
    :nonofinger: Very bad, especially coming from a woman.Andy doesn't like losing does he?? had a face like thunder, but the best man won! :blue thumb:
    :nonofinger: Very bad, especially coming from a woman.Andy doesn't like losing does he?? had a face like thunder, but the best man won! :blue thumb:
    :nonofinger: Very bad, especially coming from a woman.Andy doesn't like losing does he?? had a face like thunder, but the best man won! :blue thumb:
    music, Jan 30, 2015
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    Val..
    Feb 3, 2015
  10. HarryS
    Funny x 7

    GC Trophy Points , Claim

    Well, as President Robert Mugabe is President and Treasurer of the Trust, Scrungee, you will have to submit your Bank Account details, hand over any House and land that you have, and also vote for...
    Well, as President Robert Mugabe is President and Treasurer of the Trust, Scrungee, you will have to submit your Bank Account details, hand over any House and land that you have, and also vote for him several times, even though you only get one vote, every time there's election.
    Well, as President Robert Mugabe is President and Treasurer of the Trust, Scrungee, you will have to submit your Bank Account details, hand over any House and land that you have, and also vote for him several times, even though you only get one...
    Well, as President Robert Mugabe is President and Treasurer of the Trust, Scrungee, you will have to submit your Bank Account details, hand over any House and land that you have, and also vote for...
    HarryS, Jan 24, 2015 ... 2
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    ARMANDII
    Feb 2, 2015
  11. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Fun with a loo roll tube and a recycled xmas decoration

    Mummy left me home alone when I was little, when she came back i'd taken all the light blubs out and suspended strands of cotton from the ceiling with sellotape :)
    Mummy left me home alone when I was little, when she came back i'd taken all the light blubs out and suspended strands of cotton from the ceiling with sellotape :)
    Mummy left me home alone when I was little, when she came back i'd taken all the light blubs out and suspended strands of cotton from the ceiling with sellotape :)
    Mummy left me home alone when I was little, when she came back i'd taken all the light blubs out and suspended strands of cotton from the ceiling with sellotape :)
    Phil A, Jan 29, 2015
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    Phil A
    Jan 30, 2015
  12. Jiffy
    Funny x 10

    Oh....No....!!!!!!!!!

    That pink panther is the same colour as my nicks
    That pink panther is the same colour as my nicks
    That pink panther is the same colour as my nicks
    That pink panther is the same colour as my nicks
    Jiffy, Jan 27, 2015 ... 2
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    Jiffy
    Jan 30, 2015
  13. Phil A

    Just found this last years April fool

    Love it. :loll:Society for the Cultivation of Apple MatterFederation Of Orchard Lovers:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Love it. :loll:Society for the Cultivation of Apple MatterFederation Of Orchard Lovers:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Love it. :loll:Society for the Cultivation of Apple MatterFederation Of Orchard Lovers:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Love it. :loll:Society for the Cultivation of Apple MatterFederation Of Orchard Lovers:lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Phil A, Jan 29, 2015
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    shiney
    Jan 29, 2015
  14. music
    Friendly x 3

    It Never Come In Ones !.

    It wasn't the National it was the Tower of London. ;) :whistle:
    It wasn't the National it was the Tower of London. ;) :whistle:
    It wasn't the National it was the Tower of London. ;) :whistle:
    It wasn't the National it was the Tower of London. ;) :whistle:
    music, Jan 25, 2015 ... 2
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    shiney
    Jan 26, 2015
  15. music

    News Flash!.

    it is just enough to watch a report on celebrities nowadays to have enough topless for six months. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
    it is just enough to watch a report on celebrities nowadays to have enough topless for six months. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
    it is just enough to watch a report on celebrities nowadays to have enough topless for six months. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
    it is just enough to watch a report on celebrities nowadays to have enough topless for six months. D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G
    music, Jan 20, 2015
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    miraflores
    Jan 21, 2015
  16. music

    T/V Control Handsets.

    Don't understand the problem about the remote :scratch:. It's always in the same place - problem solved. There's only one control (actually there are two but the other one is the hi-tech one that hasn't...
    Don't understand the problem about the remote :scratch:. It's always in the same place - problem solved. There's only one control (actually there are two but the other one is the hi-tech one that hasn't been taken out of its bag) and phones stay on their bases.Our TV also has voice control (not...
    Don't understand the problem about the remote :scratch:. It's always in the same place - problem solved. There's only one control (actually there are two but the other one is the hi-tech one that hasn't been taken out of its bag) and phones stay on...
    Don't understand the problem about the remote :scratch:. It's always in the same place - problem solved. There's only one control (actually there are two but the other one is the hi-tech one that hasn't...
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    music, Jan 12, 2015
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    shiney
    Jan 13, 2015
  17. liliana

    It's snow joke!

    Have you seen the twitter feed related to this, hours of entertainment :snork: If I worked at Fox news I'd definitely be leaving work today wearing some sort of head covering :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Have you seen the twitter feed related to this, hours of entertainment :snork: If I worked at Fox news I'd definitely be leaving work today wearing some sort of head covering :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Have you seen the twitter feed related to this, hours of entertainment :snork: If I worked at Fox news I'd definitely be leaving work today wearing some sort of head covering :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    Have you seen the twitter feed related to this, hours of entertainment :snork: If I worked at Fox news I'd definitely be leaving work today wearing some sort of head covering :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    liliana, Jan 12, 2015
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    **Yvonne**
    Jan 12, 2015
  18. roders

    Back in the day.....

    Also you don't answer the phone you "pick up" . We were phoning our southern office earlier this week when my colleague said he is not picking up . I never knew he was ill I replied :biggrin: Not...
    Also you don't answer the phone you "pick up" . We were phoning our southern office earlier this week when my colleague said he is not picking up . I never knew he was ill I replied :biggrin: Not answering the phone was a perfectly adequate phrase.
    Also you don't answer the phone you "pick up" . We were phoning our southern office earlier this week when my colleague said he is not picking up . I never knew he was ill I replied :biggrin: Not answering the phone was a perfectly adequate phrase.
    Also you don't answer the phone you "pick up" . We were phoning our southern office earlier this week when my colleague said he is not picking up . I never knew he was ill I replied :biggrin: Not...
    roders, Jan 9, 2015
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    HarryS
    Jan 9, 2015
  19. shiney

    Do You Love Fresh Sausages?

    would have been harder if they were beef sausages
    would have been harder if they were beef sausages
    would have been harder if they were beef sausages
    would have been harder if they were beef sausages
    shiney, Jan 8, 2015
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    Jiffy
    Jan 9, 2015
  20. Phil A
    Locked

    Currently Listening to mark III 2014

    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Phil A, Jan 3, 2014 ... 21 22 23
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 3, 2015
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