The Muppet Show

Pringles are just overpriced slightly soft crisps.I once read that crisps are more carcinogenic than baccy smoke.

Incredible eh? I've seen it three times now without the aid of a phone app. Ok, that's not quite true. On my old phone which I had last year I used a compass app to give me the exact bearing. This year however I discovered that my current phone, despite being the same series but much newer...

Those look very handy!Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ouch! But it's that 'touching your eyes' thing that get's me....every time!

I need to get out more

Someone has a sense of humour!

Coal tar soapThat's the one. Especially after a long dry spell.Freshly baked bread Onions and garlic cooking star anise Scotch bonnets and naga chillies Nutmeg Bees waxOne that I loath after the last ten days or so is decorating materials

That must mean I work with quite a few Millionaires because they only do 5 mins work a day

Someone from the council once made the mistake of talking down to me, and in their deliberately condescending tone told me that they 'are employed directly by the government'. My reply clearly upset that person, when I pointed out, 'and the government, your employer, is employed by the citizens,...

I was a bit wary today, after yesterday's adventure with chilli seeds.I had an order to make Apple Chilli Jelly for 25 people, every 2 weeks.They also wanted Raspberry Chilli Jelly and Apple Chilli Jam.So today was a big chilli day.No problems with Chillies today. Yay....

Thanks Jiffy Now I can get rid of Oddjob.

Lol This is how mine behave when my ipad is in my lapThey just jump up on top of it and end up sliding every time

Best not to pick your nose after handling chillies either. Or after going to the loo, come to think of it.

Don't remember ever feeding him them. He preferred to pinch the eggs out of the basket and dip his dirty fingers in the sugar bowl so we had to wash it out. He favourite act was too take a packet of smartees and through them all over the low ranch style roof of the bungalow. After he went...