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  1. Scrungee
    Funny x 6

    Overheard Conversations .......

    In the supermarket check-out queue:- a slightly noisy four year old is told to be quiet, in a very nasty tone of voice (his mother was trying to keep him interested whilst waiting) , by a woman...
    In the supermarket check-out queue:- a slightly noisy four year old is told to be quiet, in a very nasty tone of voice (his mother was trying to keep him interested whilst waiting) , by a woman who looked like a nasty witch.Mother: politely saying to the old witch "He's only four. You were...
    In the supermarket check-out queue:- a slightly noisy four year old is told to be quiet, in a very nasty tone of voice (his mother was trying to keep him interested whilst waiting) , by a woman who looked like a nasty witch.Mother: politely...
    In the supermarket check-out queue:- a slightly noisy four year old is told to be quiet, in a very nasty tone of voice (his mother was trying to keep him interested whilst waiting) , by a woman...
    Scrungee, Nov 12, 2014
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    shiney
    Nov 13, 2014
  2. Sheal
    Like x 12

    To boldly go.......

    That's why I kept it at dollars ;) Ah well, never look a gift horse and hopefully he treated himself to something with it :blue thumb:
    That's why I kept it at dollars ;) Ah well, never look a gift horse and hopefully he treated himself to something with it :blue thumb:
    That's why I kept it at dollars ;) Ah well, never look a gift horse and hopefully he treated himself to something with it :blue thumb:
    That's why I kept it at dollars ;) Ah well, never look a gift horse and hopefully he treated himself to something with it :blue thumb:
    Sheal, Oct 29, 2014 ... 2
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    "M"
    Nov 9, 2014
  3. clueless1

    Breaking the law in London

    Imagine the fun that they could have in somewhere like Hicksville USA though!
    Imagine the fun that they could have in somewhere like Hicksville USA though!
    Imagine the fun that they could have in somewhere like Hicksville USA though!
    Imagine the fun that they could have in somewhere like Hicksville USA though!
    clueless1, Nov 6, 2014
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    longk
    Nov 7, 2014
  4. liliana
    Friendly x 3

    Flooring catastrophe !

    This is the bit that I'm in awe of..................Very nearly an early November 5th:hate-shocked:
    This is the bit that I'm in awe of..................Very nearly an early November 5th:hate-shocked:
    This is the bit that I'm in awe of..................Very nearly an early November 5th:hate-shocked:
    This is the bit that I'm in awe of..................Very nearly an early November 5th:hate-shocked:
    liliana, Oct 29, 2014
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    longk
    Nov 5, 2014
  5. clueless1

    The alphabet as you might never have heard before

    Came across this. It amused me.
    Came across this. It amused me.
    Came across this. It amused me.
    Came across this. It amused me.
    clueless1, Nov 1, 2014
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    clueless1
    Nov 1, 2014
  6. clueless1

    Smashing

    Careful with that fighting talk @clueless1 - you will upset the Greek God of LightOsram.... :biggrin:
    Careful with that fighting talk @clueless1 - you will upset the Greek God of LightOsram.... :biggrin:
    Careful with that fighting talk @clueless1 - you will upset the Greek God of LightOsram.... :biggrin:
    Careful with that fighting talk @clueless1 - you will upset the Greek God of LightOsram.... :biggrin:
    clueless1, Oct 25, 2014
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    Fat Controller
    Oct 25, 2014
  7. JWK

    Toddler trapped inside grabber arcade machine :)

    Reminds me of the little Aliens in Toy Story :biggrin:
    Reminds me of the little Aliens in Toy Story :biggrin:
    Reminds me of the little Aliens in Toy Story :biggrin:
    Reminds me of the little Aliens in Toy Story :biggrin:
    JWK, Oct 23, 2014
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    HarryS
    Oct 24, 2014
  8. liliana

    Oh Flipping Heck !!

    [Retching sounds]...
    [Retching sounds]...
    [Retching sounds]...
    [Retching sounds]...
    liliana, Oct 16, 2014
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    Loofah
    Oct 16, 2014
  9. Sheal
    Funny x 5

    Coincidence or what?

    My daughter has just changed jobs, the new firm she is working for is in the same line of work as her previous one and strangely the bosses of both firms have similar last names. I've suggested...
    My daughter has just changed jobs, the new firm she is working for is in the same line of work as her previous one and strangely the bosses of both firms have similar last names. I've suggested she checks out similar firms in the area. :)Her previous job, the bosses surname was Dyck Her new job,...
    My daughter has just changed jobs, the new firm she is working for is in the same line of work as her previous one and strangely the bosses of both firms have similar last names. I've suggested she checks out similar firms in the area. :)Her...
    My daughter has just changed jobs, the new firm she is working for is in the same line of work as her previous one and strangely the bosses of both firms have similar last names. I've suggested...
    Sheal, Oct 11, 2014
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    Sheal
    Oct 11, 2014
  10. clueless1

    The law according to sod

    Clueless, knowing how inaccessible that hose was there's every chance it's rarely been changed because it wasn't easy to get to. Job done now and Gothilda is no doubt raring to go! :)
    Clueless, knowing how inaccessible that hose was there's every chance it's rarely been changed because it wasn't easy to get to. Job done now and Gothilda is no doubt raring to go! :)
    Clueless, knowing how inaccessible that hose was there's every chance it's rarely been changed because it wasn't easy to get to. Job done now and Gothilda is no doubt raring to go! :)
    Clueless, knowing how inaccessible that hose was there's every chance it's rarely been changed because it wasn't easy to get to. Job done now and Gothilda is no doubt raring to go! :)
    clueless1, Oct 11, 2014
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    Sheal
    Oct 11, 2014
  11. liliana

    Toilet instructions!!

    I like the one for No Fishing.:heehee:
    I like the one for No Fishing.:heehee:
    I like the one for No Fishing.:heehee:
    I like the one for No Fishing.:heehee:
    1412595414615_wps_28_How_Not_To_Use_The_Toilet.jpg
    liliana, Oct 6, 2014
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    liliana
    Oct 6, 2014
  12. Jenny namaste
    Like x 6

    Just a thought....

    Thank you for posting that Jenny: I know of someone who could do with reading that :thumbsup:
    Thank you for posting that Jenny: I know of someone who could do with reading that :thumbsup:
    Thank you for posting that Jenny: I know of someone who could do with reading that :thumbsup:
    Thank you for posting that Jenny: I know of someone who could do with reading that :thumbsup:
    Jenny namaste, Oct 4, 2014
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    "M"
    Oct 5, 2014
  13. JWK

    Tax Disc is no more

    Turns out that mine was also not fitted to windscreen (came too late in the post) so like the one you listed it is in original, un-detatched, sheet and was supplied in Sep 2014, unlike the one on...
    Turns out that mine was also not fitted to windscreen (came too late in the post) so like the one you listed it is in original, un-detatched, sheet and was supplied in Sep 2014, unlike the one on eBay it is for 12 months not 6 ... so definitely the last-of-the-last :)I wonder if that 2-grand one...
    Turns out that mine was also not fitted to windscreen (came too late in the post) so like the one you listed it is in original, un-detatched, sheet and was supplied in Sep 2014, unlike the one on eBay it is for 12 months not 6 ... so definitely...
    Turns out that mine was also not fitted to windscreen (came too late in the post) so like the one you listed it is in original, un-detatched, sheet and was supplied in Sep 2014, unlike the one on...
    JWK, Oct 1, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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    Kristen
    Oct 4, 2014
  14. Val..

    You couldn't make this stuff up!!!

    No, it isn't a joke unfortunately.:frown:
    No, it isn't a joke unfortunately.:frown:
    No, it isn't a joke unfortunately.:frown:
    No, it isn't a joke unfortunately.:frown:
    Val.., Oct 1, 2014
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    Val..
    Oct 2, 2014
  15. pamsdish

    This you Zigs

    :fingers crossed: :cry3:
    :fingers crossed: :cry3:
    :fingers crossed: :cry3:
    :fingers crossed: :cry3:
    pamsdish, Sep 27, 2014
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    pamsdish
    Sep 27, 2014
  16. pamsdish

    Giving to Freecycle

    Once you've looked at the item(s) it's quite easy to say "thank you, but it's not what I was really after.".That is what we did in this case. It was much more polite than say that the things...
    Once you've looked at the item(s) it's quite easy to say "thank you, but it's not what I was really after.".That is what we did in this case. It was much more polite than say that the things were rubbish and the house is a tip! :heehee:
    Once you've looked at the item(s) it's quite easy to say "thank you, but it's not what I was really after.".That is what we did in this case. It was much more polite than say that the things were rubbish and the house is a tip! :heehee:
    Once you've looked at the item(s) it's quite easy to say "thank you, but it's not what I was really after.".That is what we did in this case. It was much more polite than say that the things...
    pamsdish, Sep 19, 2014 ... 2
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    shiney
    Sep 25, 2014
  17. Jiffy

    It was only a little one......

    Miss Jiff is'nt going to go for that one, but i can try :biggrin:
    Miss Jiff is'nt going to go for that one, but i can try :biggrin:
    Miss Jiff is'nt going to go for that one, but i can try :biggrin:
    Miss Jiff is'nt going to go for that one, but i can try :biggrin:
    Jiffy, Sep 8, 2014
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    Jiffy
    Sep 11, 2014
  18. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey WAKEY... 2014...

    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Closed.. Todays posts are here in the new thread
    Marley Farley, Jan 5, 2014 ... 140 141 142
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    Marley Farley
    Sep 3, 2014
  19. Phil A
    Funny x 12

    Ok, who signed me up to a dating site?

    Phew!! :phew:It's in the post :blue thumb:
    Phew!! :phew:It's in the post :blue thumb:
    Phew!! :phew:It's in the post :blue thumb:
    Phew!! :phew:It's in the post :blue thumb:
    Phil A, Aug 31, 2014 ... 2 3 4
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    shiney
    Sep 2, 2014
  20. Jiffy

    Jiff the Dog

    No idea why but that dog creeps me out i think it because it looks fake
    No idea why but that dog creeps me out i think it because it looks fake
    No idea why but that dog creeps me out i think it because it looks fake
    No idea why but that dog creeps me out i think it because it looks fake
    Jiffy, Aug 28, 2014
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    Dips
    Aug 29, 2014
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