The Muppet Show

I think PUB STOP might have been more useful.

Could be some one has sold it to them or they have hacked into a web site/forum and borrow it with out paying

After having to endure a weekend of road closures and bully-boy tactics by marshals for the Prudential Surrey Classic 100 Cycle Race, that really did make me smile.It used to be the minority of cyclists that were lycra-clad loons looking for a fight - sadly, it is now the majority.

No he's not! He's a Viking.

Genius!!!!

Google Navigation is a free alternative to a dedicated satnav if you've got a smartphone/tablet, although the pronunciation sometimes has us in fits of laughter, but sometimes can be a tad unreliable like using it to get to your holiday accommodation in Scotland when it declares "You have...

Must be Chinese - It's doing Tai Chi.

Ah, I see it now - I was half asleep when I looked at it yesterday. Ambitious wee fella!

Wasn't thinking straight and I put down calf.

Best tell her to put the peril sensitive glasses on first

Depends what shed they're making it in.

FC, it's hard to not care, but some times you have to take a step backwards and let things happern, Miss Jiff had the same and it was driving her mad, she had a little talk to her boss about standing down as Manageress and go part time and have a month off unpaid to get mind back right, she got...

I'm sure someone will set up another business in the airport where they will store your item for collection on return (for a small fee).

That's a soddin' tree rat There's nothing cute about squirrelsRather fantastic photo though................

A definite faux pas! They're now "Stuck Solid."

Paying £2.2m for a bed I bl**dy hope so!

Blooming incredible ball skills Can hardly believe some of them . Now Remi Gaillard is noted as a French humorist - not a trick footballer ? Are these all tricked up movies ....hmmmmm ?

Zigs, I was in a Bar late on Saturday night and all the locals in the bar sounded like our German Friend...

One thing I was going to do was to get Mr Jane to wire up a small alarm for mine with a switch contact that would be held down by the weight of the basket. Once the basket was removed the switch would be thrown and the alarm would go off.But I can't be bothered to water hanging baskets, so it...