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Here's the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are:1. Cashstration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject...

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I read somewhere yesterday that despite only being built in 2006, the building didn't have an alarm and wasn't sprinklered!

Agreed, such a shame that Johnny Morris was viewed as non-PC in his dotage

This story cracked me up. It is exactly the sort of thing that appeals to my sense of humourA coach full of tourists stopped at one of the sights, and one woman seized the opportunity to get washed and change her clothes. Then there was a missing passenger, and a full blown search began. It...

It's a concept!Interesting how the talk of freezing Ruski billionaires assets seems to have died down. Do you reckon the bankers threw their toys out of the pram when they spoke to Dave?

Brought a smile to my face: thank you!

This cat is 3ft 3ins tall and weighs 7.2kgs. He's looking for a new home after his owner passed away.

So why did the Chicken really cross the road.? Was it because........The chicken never crossed the road. Some chicken-hating, genocidal, lying public official moved the road right under the chicken's feet while he was practicing his golf swing and thinking about his family.Or...

Brilliant Kindred....

Perhaps they thought it might compete with the beauty of the adjacent pylon?

I got that email too - any excuse for a sale with them! Mind you, they have never let me down.

That's a step so that people can get in/out easyer, but not pooh

Will do, is their his and her's??

If you look carefully at the "action" sequences, you can see that it ain't a real chicken but computer generated graphics.

I'm on the Kansas/Oklahoma border in Coffeyville - just by Poes Pizza Shop. Come by for a snack sometime.Lots of songs about the area around me. I'm surrounded by Wichita, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, Tulsa (only one hour!), Topeka etc.

Nope! In Argentina and Uruguay the temps are only, normally, 25 - 28C and Brazil 26 - 30C in their summer - with an occasional rise of about three degrees. This time it was 8 - 12C higher than normal.It's a dog's life!!