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  1. DIY-Dave

    Craziest diet ever?

    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have...
    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have something that prevents over plumpness.
    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have something that prevents over plumpness.
    interesting how we are relative to plants we consider ourselves so advanced. just as you would think a plant would have mechanisms to prevent over fertilization you'd think humans would have...
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  2. Phil A
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  3. clueless1

    The Reliant Robin

    The way my friend drove to Hastings in his Simca I thought he was practising for just that!!!
    The way my friend drove to Hastings in his Simca I thought he was practising for just that!!!
    The way my friend drove to Hastings in his Simca I thought he was practising for just that!!!
    The way my friend drove to Hastings in his Simca I thought he was practising for just that!!!
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  4. Phil A
    Funny x 3

    This made me laugh till I had tears running

    That is true that it could just be a BBC publicity stunt but it would have to be a very well planned one with the book being published and all. Surely someone close to him would have spilled the...
    That is true that it could just be a BBC publicity stunt but it would have to be a very well planned one with the book being published and all. Surely someone close to him would have spilled the beans by now.Interesting and very plausible point you make about the Stig actually being different...
    That is true that it could just be a BBC publicity stunt but it would have to be a very well planned one with the book being published and all. Surely someone close to him would have spilled the beans by now.Interesting and very plausible point...
    That is true that it could just be a BBC publicity stunt but it would have to be a very well planned one with the book being published and all. Surely someone close to him would have spilled the...
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  5. clueless1
    Like x 3

    What is Britain?

    Love it :)
    Love it :)
    Love it :)
    Love it :)
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  6. pamsdish

    E Bay Steal

    It`s Alpaca , mohair and wool mix, should be nice. :snork:
    It`s Alpaca , mohair and wool mix, should be nice. :snork:
    It`s Alpaca , mohair and wool mix, should be nice. :snork:
    It`s Alpaca , mohair and wool mix, should be nice. :snork:
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  7. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Anyone else got an odd pet?

    You cant get anymore strange than that
    You cant get anymore strange than that
    You cant get anymore strange than that
    You cant get anymore strange than that
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  8. clueless1
    Like x 6

    Comedy near misses on garden DIY

    I grew up with my Dad's D/C transformer on his OO guage railway so knew all about voltages and what they felt like :yikes: And the local electric fences, and the faulty lamp from Woolworths that was...
    I grew up with my Dad's D/C transformer on his OO guage railway so knew all about voltages and what they felt like :yikes: And the local electric fences, and the faulty lamp from Woolworths that was plugged into the 30amp circuit :oopss:
    I grew up with my Dad's D/C transformer on his OO guage railway so knew all about voltages and what they felt like :yikes: And the local electric fences, and the faulty lamp from Woolworths that was plugged into the 30amp circuit :oopss:
    I grew up with my Dad's D/C transformer on his OO guage railway so knew all about voltages and what they felt like :yikes: And the local electric fences, and the faulty lamp from Woolworths that was...
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  9. clueless1

    Weird diet side effects

    You're doing brilliantly :blue thumb:I'm just off to make some cheese on toast. Not as bad as it sounds as I've only had porridge and a bowl of soup today, plus an orange.
    You're doing brilliantly :blue thumb:I'm just off to make some cheese on toast. Not as bad as it sounds as I've only had porridge and a bowl of soup today, plus an orange.
    You're doing brilliantly :blue thumb:I'm just off to make some cheese on toast. Not as bad as it sounds as I've only had porridge and a bowl of soup today, plus an orange.
    You're doing brilliantly :blue thumb:I'm just off to make some cheese on toast. Not as bad as it sounds as I've only had porridge and a bowl of soup today, plus an orange.
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  10. Sheal

    Jedi Quiz

    You know me so well!!!:hate-shocked:"busted":runforhills:
    You know me so well!!!:hate-shocked:"busted":runforhills:
    You know me so well!!!:hate-shocked:"busted":runforhills:
    You know me so well!!!:hate-shocked:"busted":runforhills:
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  11. clueless1
    Agree x 7

    Now I know they're crazy - Blackadder taken seriously

    As I recall he slipped on one of her banana skins making a handy stepping stone for that nice John Major!!!
    As I recall he slipped on one of her banana skins making a handy stepping stone for that nice John Major!!!
    As I recall he slipped on one of her banana skins making a handy stepping stone for that nice John Major!!!
    As I recall he slipped on one of her banana skins making a handy stepping stone for that nice John Major!!!
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  12. pamsdish

    I Wanna Come Home

    Pleased to hear that your sister is on the mend Pam - safe journey home both of you.
    Pleased to hear that your sister is on the mend Pam - safe journey home both of you.
    Pleased to hear that your sister is on the mend Pam - safe journey home both of you.
    Pleased to hear that your sister is on the mend Pam - safe journey home both of you.
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  13. liliana

    Annoying TV Ads !!

    Same here plus I've got a long standing habit of turning the sound off when the adverts come on which I now do automatically without thinking. I just have to remember not to do it if I'm watching...
    Same here plus I've got a long standing habit of turning the sound off when the adverts come on which I now do automatically without thinking. I just have to remember not to do it if I'm watching telly with someone else! :biggrin:
    Same here plus I've got a long standing habit of turning the sound off when the adverts come on which I now do automatically without thinking. I just have to remember not to do it if I'm watching telly with someone else! :biggrin:
    Same here plus I've got a long standing habit of turning the sound off when the adverts come on which I now do automatically without thinking. I just have to remember not to do it if I'm watching...
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  14. kindredspirit
    Locked
    Like x 11

    A joke or two.

    Closed.. New thread
    Closed.. New thread
    Closed.. New thread
    Closed.. New thread
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  15. liliana

    What's did you eat today?

    Today we had...... For breakfast: toasted hot cross buns, with butter and ginger jam.:dbgrtmb:For dinner: Homemade sausage and baked bean plait with cheesy risotto, carrots from the garden and steamed...
    Today we had...... For breakfast: toasted hot cross buns, with butter and ginger jam.:dbgrtmb:For dinner: Homemade sausage and baked bean plait with cheesy risotto, carrots from the garden and steamed leeks.:stirpot:For supper: Goats cheese with wholemeal bread and butter. :yes:Might have a snack later. Bang...
    Today we had...... For breakfast: toasted hot cross buns, with butter and ginger jam.:dbgrtmb:For dinner: Homemade sausage and baked bean plait with cheesy risotto, carrots from the garden and steamed leeks.:stirpot:For supper: Goats cheese with wholemeal...
    Today we had...... For breakfast: toasted hot cross buns, with butter and ginger jam.:dbgrtmb:For dinner: Homemade sausage and baked bean plait with cheesy risotto, carrots from the garden and steamed...
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  16. clueless1

    Guess what I've made

    Absolutely stupid......but I loved it. :heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Absolutely stupid......but I loved it. :heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Absolutely stupid......but I loved it. :heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee:
    Absolutely stupid......but I loved it. :heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee::heehee:
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  17. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Yawn Yawn, Wakey Wakey...!!!! MK8...

    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I...
    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I must get on and get my decs down, glad I have not got 5 trees one is enough for me plus the garlands...
    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I must get on and get my decs down, glad I have not...
    Aloha everyone,Lovely morning out there this morning all sunny and bright and frosty just how I like it. Wants some more of that.Loli, so you were not able to get a photo of Mr Heron then. I...
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  18. Freddy
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  19. moyra
    Locked

    Goodbye/Goodnight all.

    Night Night Moyra :)I'm closing this thread and opening you a new one :)
    Night Night Moyra :)I'm closing this thread and opening you a new one :)
    Night Night Moyra :)I'm closing this thread and opening you a new one :)
    Night Night Moyra :)I'm closing this thread and opening you a new one :)
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  20. GardenersCorner
    Locked

    Are you good at Captions .... MK III

    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
    Inspired by Dr Who, a new concept in women's accessories is unveiled. The 'Tardis' handbag.
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