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  1. clueless1

    Is there a hoarding gene?

    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look...
    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look after them,(Even after a Few Big Grouse Evenings ), everything is hung up and Stored away. When I...
    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look after them,(Even after a Few Big Grouse Evenings...
    I must admit I'm A Hoarder. My family, especially my three daughters have been trying to Convert me for Years,(No Chance).:nonofinger:. I like Style/Clothing,but the clothing , I am very Careful and look...
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  2. Val..

    Anyone gonna grow chilli willy peppers?

    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
    :yikes:....that could be a 'graft' too far:thud:
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  3. clueless1

    I'm just a shy violet. What flower are you?

    Canna!Favourite line in Master & Commander film - 'Name a plant after me, something prickly and hard to eradicate'. :)
    Canna!Favourite line in Master & Commander film - 'Name a plant after me, something prickly and hard to eradicate'. :)
    Canna!Favourite line in Master & Commander film - 'Name a plant after me, something prickly and hard to eradicate'. :)
    Canna!Favourite line in Master & Commander film - 'Name a plant after me, something prickly and hard to eradicate'. :)
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  4. HarryS
    Informative x 3

    GOOGLE Dr Who Applet

    There is a nice little Dr Who feature on the Google home page today , it features several mini games :dbgrtmb:
    There is a nice little Dr Who feature on the Google home page today , it features several mini games :dbgrtmb:
    There is a nice little Dr Who feature on the Google home page today , it features several mini games :dbgrtmb:
    There is a nice little Dr Who feature on the Google home page today , it features several mini games :dbgrtmb:
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  5. JWK

    Misprinted Union Flag flown in Manchester on Remembrance Sunday

    Is there a discount for bulk?
    Is there a discount for bulk?
    Is there a discount for bulk?
    Is there a discount for bulk?
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  6. wiseowl
    Like x 5

    A Poem

    Lettuce all thank Woo for being a wise owl.
    Lettuce all thank Woo for being a wise owl.
    Lettuce all thank Woo for being a wise owl.
    Lettuce all thank Woo for being a wise owl.
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  7. clueless1

    Do you qualify as a northerner?

    I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
    I don't really like fish of any sort, but eels are just wrongSent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
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  8. music
    Like x 3

    Unusual Place Names.

    I have relatives that live in Gosport, and when visiting them for the first time years ago, there was a bit of a conversation going on about going out, food and drink etc - anyway, I was...
    I have relatives that live in Gosport, and when visiting them for the first time years ago, there was a bit of a conversation going on about going out, food and drink etc - anyway, I was apparently only half listening because someone said "Oooooh, Priddy's Hard......" to which my response was...
    I have relatives that live in Gosport, and when visiting them for the first time years ago, there was a bit of a conversation going on about going out, food and drink etc - anyway, I was apparently only half listening because someone said...
    I have relatives that live in Gosport, and when visiting them for the first time years ago, there was a bit of a conversation going on about going out, food and drink etc - anyway, I was...
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  9. liliana
    Like x 4

    No More Nurse !!!!

    Glad he's really on the mend, we really are lucky with the wonderful nurses we have in this country.
    Glad he's really on the mend, we really are lucky with the wonderful nurses we have in this country.
    Glad he's really on the mend, we really are lucky with the wonderful nurses we have in this country.
    Glad he's really on the mend, we really are lucky with the wonderful nurses we have in this country.
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  10. liliana
    Like x 6

    Saved myself £20 !

    Well done liliana.
    Well done liliana.
    Well done liliana.
    Well done liliana.
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  11. clueless1

    Sweden

    Well, I know about:* The defective handbrake * The loose alarm that rattles under the bonnet (need to just rip that out I think) * The split anti-roll bar bush that will no doubt be causing a...
    Well, I know about:* The defective handbrake * The loose alarm that rattles under the bonnet (need to just rip that out I think) * The split anti-roll bar bush that will no doubt be causing a lot of 'chatter' at low speed. * Possible semi-seized rear shock * Possible nearside front wheel...
    Well, I know about:* The defective handbrake * The loose alarm that rattles under the bonnet (need to just rip that out I think) * The split anti-roll bar bush that will no doubt be causing a lot of 'chatter' at low speed. * Possible...
    Well, I know about:* The defective handbrake * The loose alarm that rattles under the bonnet (need to just rip that out I think) * The split anti-roll bar bush that will no doubt be causing a...
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  12. clueless1
    Agree x 6

    Gardener sues employer for exposure to sunshine

    At least the Judge had the sense to throw it out of court. So many silly case like these seem to go in favour of the opportunist trying to catch a payout.Rusty
    At least the Judge had the sense to throw it out of court. So many silly case like these seem to go in favour of the opportunist trying to catch a payout.Rusty
    At least the Judge had the sense to throw it out of court. So many silly case like these seem to go in favour of the opportunist trying to catch a payout.Rusty
    At least the Judge had the sense to throw it out of court. So many silly case like these seem to go in favour of the opportunist trying to catch a payout.Rusty
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  13. Phil A
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  14. Phil A

    Must be a Dorset thing

    This was a November 2011 Dorset thing
    This was a November 2011 Dorset thing
    This was a November 2011 Dorset thing
    This was a November 2011 Dorset thing
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  15. clueless1

    Revolution

    There's a comedy program on telly at the moment and the chap has just made a most excellent point very succinctly.He was on about the constant threats of revolution that us Brits like to make,...
    There's a comedy program on telly at the moment and the chap has just made a most excellent point very succinctly.He was on about the constant threats of revolution that us Brits like to make, and pointed out that it will never happen because most of us can't even be bothered to get up to turn...
    There's a comedy program on telly at the moment and the chap has just made a most excellent point very succinctly.He was on about the constant threats of revolution that us Brits like to make, and pointed out that it will never happen because...
    There's a comedy program on telly at the moment and the chap has just made a most excellent point very succinctly.He was on about the constant threats of revolution that us Brits like to make,...
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  16. pamsdish

    Saturday Night "Rubbish on T.V."

    Could be worse
    Could be worse
    Could be worse
    Could be worse
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  17. Phil A

    Question Time

    Sums up British politics to a T. :doh:
    Sums up British politics to a T. :doh:
    Sums up British politics to a T. :doh:
    Sums up British politics to a T. :doh:
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  18. clueless1

    Giants

    And the size of their feet...:huh::rolleyespink::phew::thud:
    And the size of their feet...:huh::rolleyespink::phew::thud:
    And the size of their feet...:huh::rolleyespink::phew::thud:
    And the size of their feet...:huh::rolleyespink::phew::thud:
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  19. clueless1

    Wind turbine - Entertaining failure

    I'm guessing most will be shut down in this part of the country if the wind speeds get up to those forecast. Just another reason to point out that they are a liability, cost massive amounts of...
    I'm guessing most will be shut down in this part of the country if the wind speeds get up to those forecast. Just another reason to point out that they are a liability, cost massive amounts of money and rarely work when you need them. I think really it would be best if they were all just left...
    I'm guessing most will be shut down in this part of the country if the wind speeds get up to those forecast. Just another reason to point out that they are a liability, cost massive amounts of money and rarely work when you need them. I think...
    I'm guessing most will be shut down in this part of the country if the wind speeds get up to those forecast. Just another reason to point out that they are a liability, cost massive amounts of...
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  20. clueless1
    Like x 3

    The exclamation mark!!!!!!!!

    I love exclamation marks!!!! :wub2: (Bet no one had noticed *that* before :heehee: ) They are particularly useful on forums where we have no facial expressions, body language or tone of voice to give extra...
    I love exclamation marks!!!! :wub2: (Bet no one had noticed *that* before :heehee: ) They are particularly useful on forums where we have no facial expressions, body language or tone of voice to give extra emphasis to our words. For me, that is the whole point of the exclamation mark! ...
    I love exclamation marks!!!! :wub2: (Bet no one had noticed *that* before :heehee: ) They are particularly useful on forums where we have no facial expressions, body language or tone of voice to give extra emphasis to our words. For me, that is the whole...
    I love exclamation marks!!!! :wub2: (Bet no one had noticed *that* before :heehee: ) They are particularly useful on forums where we have no facial expressions, body language or tone of voice to give extra...
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