The Muppet Show

I've been watching it, liliana I enjoy a period drama every now and again - trouble is .. anyone else spot the white plastic drainpipe last night?

I think you can be terrified of something like a spider but still understand it's not a good idea to ring 999. I can't understand why they just don't flatten it with a newspaper or something else. I hate doing this but if there's no one in the house to capture it then so be it. I understand...

Sorry sweetie, no.But an example of MY prowess compared to the average......................

I grow the Mimulus Guttatus by my pond beautiful plant but omg it self seeds everywhere round and in the pond given a chance, I have turf round the edges of the pond and in summer its just a mass of these yellow flowers.

Man, that's really messed up

*makes mental note to self to never ever make comfrey tea, ever!*

Armandii or Shiney?

Here piggy piggy . What a porker.

Moo poo bingo was exactly what I was thinking off ! I have been fortunate enough to work for large American corporations for the last 30 years. They have always been good employers. But at my time of life I do not want to be told "have I picked all the low hanging fruit" or " are all my ducks...

"Can he lead a normal life"? "No. He'll be an engineer".

Clueless, you shouldn't be looking

I'd like a kelly kettle. I didn't wash out my camping kettle once, just filled it and boiled it after not using it for a while.Didn't find all the dead Woodlice till i'd got to the bottom of my cup of tea Bet that never happens to meat eaters.

Clueless , Its called survival,human instinct to react in a threatening situation. He was under threat and used his Loaf,(literally),good on him,it's a big bad world out there. I had four brothers,and if we had any confrontation between us my Dad would put boxing gloves on us and put us in the...

:lol: so true!!

Any religion can be twisted to mean whatever you want it to. Eye for an eye and all that. One reason why Religion is a the start of more wars than politics.

Hmm. Yes, very good filming.

Sounds like the wedding telegram from the Rugby Club to the newly weds : "We've tried him in every position, now its your turn"

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,"Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best Toast of The night."She said, "Aye, did...