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  1. clueless1

    Gordon is a Moron

    Very clever:thumb:
    Very clever:thumb:
    Very clever:thumb:
    Very clever:thumb:
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  2. littleorme
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  3. capney

    Swine flu update

    Its All Porkie's :)
    Its All Porkie's :)
    Its All Porkie's :)
    Its All Porkie's :)
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    830
  4. John78

    Submarine Racing World Championship

    :lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol:
    :lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol:
    :lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol:
    :lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol::lollol:
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    828
  5. borrowers

    Questions you can't answer......

    clueless. I've had a meander through the different science sites, (mildly uncomfortable, these sites have proper scientists on them and the sites are, usually, unmodded. Can make you feel like a...
    clueless. I've had a meander through the different science sites, (mildly uncomfortable, these sites have proper scientists on them and the sites are, usually, unmodded. Can make you feel like a 2yr old:() It appears that no one actually knows the answer to this question. :scratch: It appears to be a...
    clueless. I've had a meander through the different science sites, (mildly uncomfortable, these sites have proper scientists on them and the sites are, usually, unmodded. Can make you feel like a 2yr old:() It appears that no one actually knows...
    clueless. I've had a meander through the different science sites, (mildly uncomfortable, these sites have proper scientists on them and the sites are, usually, unmodded. Can make you feel like a...
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    632
  6. gort

    You Tube singer.

    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
    I've been in foreign lands (Australia) for a while.Wish it was me, I can't sing a note.
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  7. Sussexgardener

    Speaking English in Europe

    You still have to understand them though :D
    You still have to understand them though :D
    You still have to understand them though :D
    You still have to understand them though :D
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  8. clueless1

    Leave our language alone

    Clueless, I have certainly enjoyed this history lesson. Perhaps I will explore a good book store to find a history book, not boring or dry, to take with on my next holiday.
    Clueless, I have certainly enjoyed this history lesson. Perhaps I will explore a good book store to find a history book, not boring or dry, to take with on my next holiday.
    Clueless, I have certainly enjoyed this history lesson. Perhaps I will explore a good book store to find a history book, not boring or dry, to take with on my next holiday.
    Clueless, I have certainly enjoyed this history lesson. Perhaps I will explore a good book store to find a history book, not boring or dry, to take with on my next holiday.
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    1,113
  9. clueless1

    An ode to bindweed

    Periwinkle, its interesting you should note that. Oddly enough I knew nothing about bindweed until just a few years ago. I didn't need to know, as it was never a problem for me in the past, and I...
    Periwinkle, its interesting you should note that. Oddly enough I knew nothing about bindweed until just a few years ago. I didn't need to know, as it was never a problem for me in the past, and I never really saw it about much (ok I did see it from time to time, but not often enough to give it...
    Periwinkle, its interesting you should note that. Oddly enough I knew nothing about bindweed until just a few years ago. I didn't need to know, as it was never a problem for me in the past, and I never really saw it about much (ok I did see it...
    Periwinkle, its interesting you should note that. Oddly enough I knew nothing about bindweed until just a few years ago. I didn't need to know, as it was never a problem for me in the past, and I...
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    7
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    1,220
  10. jjordie

    Raspberries

    I planted a raspberry bush on my land last year. Despite putting mesh round it, which I partially buried, a rabbit or deer got it and it was gone. Then this year it came back. It was one short...
    I planted a raspberry bush on my land last year. Despite putting mesh round it, which I partially buried, a rabbit or deer got it and it was gone. Then this year it came back. It was one short vine last year before being eaten, now there are 3 or 4 good vines coming off it. Lets hope it does...
    I planted a raspberry bush on my land last year. Despite putting mesh round it, which I partially buried, a rabbit or deer got it and it was gone. Then this year it came back. It was one short vine last year before being eaten, now there are 3 or...
    I planted a raspberry bush on my land last year. Despite putting mesh round it, which I partially buried, a rabbit or deer got it and it was gone. Then this year it came back. It was one short...
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    3
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    800
  11. Marley Farley

    Hawaiian Soul Food.!

    Hawaiian soul foodIsn't...
    Hawaiian soul foodIsn't Spam sushi a culinary crime? Not in Waikiki. ...
    Hawaiian soul foodIsn't Spam sushi a culinary crime? Not in Waikiki. ...
    Hawaiian soul foodIsn't...
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    775
  12. jjordie

    What would you say

    I don't think it is an offence to park across a dropped kerb-not 100% sure though. He is doing it on purpose to get a reaction from you-goading you-this is typical harrassment, your pics and...
    I don't think it is an offence to park across a dropped kerb-not 100% sure though. He is doing it on purpose to get a reaction from you-goading you-this is typical harrassment, your pics and your evnts log will get him sorted out.
    I don't think it is an offence to park across a dropped kerb-not 100% sure though. He is doing it on purpose to get a reaction from you-goading you-this is typical harrassment, your pics and your evnts log will get him sorted out.
    I don't think it is an offence to park across a dropped kerb-not 100% sure though. He is doing it on purpose to get a reaction from you-goading you-this is typical harrassment, your pics and...
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    1,104
  13. capney

    The Two Ronnies

    Glad we got that sorted:dh:
    Glad we got that sorted:dh:
    Glad we got that sorted:dh:
    Glad we got that sorted:dh:
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  14. Marley Farley

    Happy Birthday Honey Bee..!!

    Happy Birthday Honeybee. :hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Honeybee. :hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Honeybee. :hpbthd:
    Happy Birthday Honeybee. :hpbthd:
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    1,581
  15. clueless1

    Plants pull sickies

    I don't think the plant pulls this stunt to deter leaf miners, variegation is a genetic disorder in most plants,probably the moths are not attracted to pale leaves they will choose leaves that are...
    I don't think the plant pulls this stunt to deter leaf miners, variegation is a genetic disorder in most plants,probably the moths are not attracted to pale leaves they will choose leaves that are healthy and green to lay their eggs in, a moth decision not a plant decision.
    I don't think the plant pulls this stunt to deter leaf miners, variegation is a genetic disorder in most plants,probably the moths are not attracted to pale leaves they will choose leaves that are healthy and green to lay their eggs in, a moth...
    I don't think the plant pulls this stunt to deter leaf miners, variegation is a genetic disorder in most plants,probably the moths are not attracted to pale leaves they will choose leaves that are...
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    683
  16. jjordie

    Laugh - I nearly .........

    Yep, why would anyone be filming there otherwise?
    Yep, why would anyone be filming there otherwise?
    Yep, why would anyone be filming there otherwise?
    Yep, why would anyone be filming there otherwise?
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  17. shiney

    Good Fun - Railway Station

    There was one on British tv that was filmed at Liverpool Street not so long ago.
    There was one on British tv that was filmed at Liverpool Street not so long ago.
    There was one on British tv that was filmed at Liverpool Street not so long ago.
    There was one on British tv that was filmed at Liverpool Street not so long ago.
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    3
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    659
  18. Adam Moran

    Something strange is happening...

    We regularly get one here although not a rag man as used to happen too, but a scrap man. Should I be telling you this, lol. Like you, sweetpeas, it's a flatbed truck and I have no idea what they...
    We regularly get one here although not a rag man as used to happen too, but a scrap man. Should I be telling you this, lol. Like you, sweetpeas, it's a flatbed truck and I have no idea what they are calling out, lol. They go really slowly around the road and even look into gardens to see what's...
    We regularly get one here although not a rag man as used to happen too, but a scrap man. Should I be telling you this, lol. Like you, sweetpeas, it's a flatbed truck and I have no idea what they are calling out, lol. They go really slowly around...
    We regularly get one here although not a rag man as used to happen too, but a scrap man. Should I be telling you this, lol. Like you, sweetpeas, it's a flatbed truck and I have no idea what they...
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    9
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    789
  19. jjordie

    Compasses for Muslims

    By that same token, if God is everwhere, why should it matter which direction you face to pray?
    By that same token, if God is everwhere, why should it matter which direction you face to pray?
    By that same token, if God is everwhere, why should it matter which direction you face to pray?
    By that same token, if God is everwhere, why should it matter which direction you face to pray?
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  20. redstar

    Evian Water Babies

    There was an interesting 'Factiod' on the radio today regarding the purchase of bottled water... What does Evian read backwards?:D
    There was an interesting 'Factiod' on the radio today regarding the purchase of bottled water... What does Evian read backwards?:D
    There was an interesting 'Factiod' on the radio today regarding the purchase of bottled water... What does Evian read backwards?:D
    There was an interesting 'Factiod' on the radio today regarding the purchase of bottled water... What does Evian read backwards?:D
    Replies:
    1
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    527

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