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  1. Sheal

    Work overload

    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
    :D don't forget CIDER...Complete Immunity During Employment Routine
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  2. JWK
    Like x 3

    How to make money from cold callers

    good man :thumbsup:
    good man :thumbsup:
    good man :thumbsup:
    good man :thumbsup:
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  3. liliana

    Oooooh, the pain !!!

    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
    Glad to report that all better now, just the odd tingle. :spinning:I am going to take some fly killer with me this weekend when I do the boot sales.Also a little medical pack in case I get stung again:huh:
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  4. pamsdish

    Harbour Way

    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a...
    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a lot of noise from the new road however and have been for some time as it has been being used by tata...
    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a lot of noise from the new road however and have been...
    I cannot hear the main road traffic, unless it`s an ambulance :loll:, it`s far enough away from me, If the wind is in the right direction and humidity high I can hear the motorway hum, I am hearing a...
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  5. Sheal
    Like x 3

    Robert Plants Birthday!

    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
    He lives in kinver, the same village as my sister and she says it`s funny to see him walking through the village and the tourists, kinver edge, is a national trust beauty spot.doing a double take.
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  6. Fat Controller

    Don't judge too quickly

    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
    These are really good!!! :thumbsup:Val
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  7. clueless1

    The Lambton Worm

    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
    Was reminded of this just recently. Shameless bump for the benefit of anyone that missed it.
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  8. miraflores
    Like x 6

    can you cut my edge for a tenner?

    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
    I wonder what the local authority would say if someone complained under the Tall Hedge Act!:heehee:
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  9. Phil A
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  10. clueless1
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  11. kindredspirit

    How Irish dancing started.

    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
    This had me laughing out loud.Comedy aside though, and it really is most excellent comedy, I really love that style of music.
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  12. clueless1
    Funny x 8

    Put down by my 4 year old son

    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
    Put a bottle over the pot and then put your plastic bag, secured with a band or tape over that.
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  13. kindredspirit

    Like to go for a ride?

    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
    I wanted to know, can you fall out and how does it stop ,,buffers,:wallbanging:
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  14. clueless1

    The joys of the older motor

    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
    I now need to weigh in 200 tonnes of empty baked bean cans to pay for that
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  15. shiney
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  16. Phil A

    Help with choosing Tomatoes

    Was this what he was after?
    Was this what he was after?
    Was this what he was after?
    Was this what he was after?
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  17. shiney
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  18. clueless1

    How many bags of cement have you lost?

    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
    You've just pointed the one advantage of not being a DIY person. There's never anything left over in my shed as I never buy anything :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
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  19. clueless1

    Old text messages

    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite...
    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite amusing, so i thought I'd share:)
    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite amusing, so i thought I'd share:)
    Wife is deleting some old text messages. She has some that I sent her in the final days of my employment at a previous company (where I ended up getting ripped off by £9k). Some of them are quite...
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  20. clueless1

    Dorset to Ireland in a kid's inflatable dinghy

    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough...
    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough engine power.
    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough engine power.
    My dad refers to such phenomenon as 'bars'. Apparently there's one just a couple of miles out from here. He said its scary because a small boat can get trapped in it if you haven't got enough...
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