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Thanks, that has made it abundantly clear. :gnthb: :rotfl:

It's just come to our attention (thank you RM1986!) that some of our problems may have been attributable, in part at least, to active threads with over 1,000 posts. Therefore, this thread is being closed and started in a new thread. Otherwise known as 'splitting'.How it will work is this:...

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No pics of me Jaz, wouldnt want to ruin the only camera I have now would I.:lollol: 02

Eee, eh? The lengths you have to go to these days to avoid getting told off for cycling on the pavement.All those shortcuts and he was still late for work.I think he needs some new glasses, he rode into the same tree several times.Man on bike: "I never did like this bike that my parents...

Hi, well slightly off topic but the same sort of thing..... we were down south recently and went to a 'forest' area. There was a hut with videos showing, ponds with endangered species, walks etc but when we asked for a cup of tea or similar, we were told that it would 'cost more, mean more for...

Found the story. As for belief in miracles, plenty of "believers" take the bible to be gospel truth (pardon the pun). Including those odd, odd people, creationists...

I once got into a comedy fight in the dinner hall. I say 'comedy', I'm ashamed to admit it was meant to be serious at the time, but try to picture the scene and you'll see what I mean.A lad in the year above me deliberately knocked my dinner over. I saw red and stood up to confront him. He...

Surge protection, but that only helps if the computer is sound but the mains plays up. In my case it was the other way round. My computer actually played up, and nearly took the mains out with it. I guess it needs a new PSU. I haven't opened it up to have a look yet.

thats more like it!! :lollol:

I'm Bunsen Honeydew.....!! :hehe:

On the subject of "Human relations" I'm of a similar view about their worth. For my sins I was a superstore general manager for a major retailer for many years, before going into "store openings." As I was "old school" I had a considerable amount of clout with the "top brass" so wouldn't take...

last year i was out for a run on the bicycle. cycling along the woodland edge i heard the noise of police cars in the distance coming from the main road. on reaching the main road there were police cars coming from all over the place, i thought it was a bank robbery or something of that ilk ...

:hehe: at you lot!Now fill it with champagne and we are talking :thumb:

maybe you miss problem solving now you're retired? maybe you need a hobby which taxes your brain a bit?

Oh, yeah, I catch what you're saying now. That lovely tone that says "you're all idiots because you don't think in the proper manner"!! As regards the rest of it. I don't worry about being accused of being a "weirdo". The kid is most important. Having said that, if I see a young child...

Wonder how far that willow is from the house or any pipes? When we bought our first house the sellers talked about their wonderful weeping willow outside the dining room and it was the height of the roof. I was thinking "what about the roots?" The second weekend after we moved in the willow...

Ouch! You're brave. Glad it's sorted now. It's true about shoes - listen to your mum (specially girls) when she tells you 'they'll ruin your feet, why don't you get some Clarks' lol. cheers

:p A TOP HOTEL CHAIN IS DOING A SPECIAL CHRISTMAS RATE FOR, "MOTHER -IN-LAW"...:yho: SO FAMILIES CAN GET RID OF THEM FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON.!! HOLIDAY INN HOPE THE IDEA WILL HELP REDUCE STRESS LEVELS IN THE BUSY DAYS JUST BEFORE AND AFTER DECEMBER 25. MUMS -IN-LAW STAYING AT ANY OF THE 194...