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  1. music

    a new survey!

    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a...
    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a single wardrobe. one of my friends had a van, so we went to pick the wardrobe up . as we came down...
    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a single wardrobe. one of my friends had a van, so we...
    hi marley farley.you mention a lop sided wardrobe . i remember when the wife and i were just building our nest (first house) we had very little, to say the least. my mother in law had given us a...
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  2. lollipop

    The Banks just keep on winning

    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call...
    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call in, they try to offer you investment accounts, but the rates are always rubbish. As it's often the...
    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call in, they try to offer you investment accounts,...
    I've made it a rule for many years to never owe anyone anything, particularly banks. Occasionally I move investment money through my current account, if there's a fair size balance when you call...
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  3. clueless1

    An American view of Global Warming

    As a first grandchild ( oh the bliss of being very much wanted and loved) myself I can promise you all that anything from a much beloved, adored and worshipped Nanna and Grandad is a treasure...
    As a first grandchild ( oh the bliss of being very much wanted and loved) myself I can promise you all that anything from a much beloved, adored and worshipped Nanna and Grandad is a treasure indeed. My Nanna and Grandad were living saints as far as I am concerned. It is strange the things we...
    As a first grandchild ( oh the bliss of being very much wanted and loved) myself I can promise you all that anything from a much beloved, adored and worshipped Nanna and Grandad is a treasure indeed. My Nanna and Grandad were living saints as...
    As a first grandchild ( oh the bliss of being very much wanted and loved) myself I can promise you all that anything from a much beloved, adored and worshipped Nanna and Grandad is a treasure...
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  4. kindredspirit

    Can you identify this tree please?

    That's very pretty. It would be good if you could really get roses like that one:)
    That's very pretty. It would be good if you could really get roses like that one:)
    That's very pretty. It would be good if you could really get roses like that one:)
    That's very pretty. It would be good if you could really get roses like that one:)
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  5. RandyRos

    So...

    "Our home number however, we have had for 7 years since we moved here and get several calls everyday for the lady who had the number before us. She must be in debt with every company in the UK by...
    "Our home number however, we have had for 7 years since we moved here and get several calls everyday for the lady who had the number before us. She must be in debt with every company in the UK by the calls we get ... and the people ringing are very demanding to know who I am !!" You don't...
    "Our home number however, we have had for 7 years since we moved here and get several calls everyday for the lady who had the number before us. She must be in debt with every company in the UK by the calls we get ... and the people ringing are...
    "Our home number however, we have had for 7 years since we moved here and get several calls everyday for the lady who had the number before us. She must be in debt with every company in the UK by...
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  6. music

    Phobias/fears

    strongy, ha ha. Wouldn't like the hairs though! clue, knew there was a reason I didn't like them! cheers
    strongy, ha ha. Wouldn't like the hairs though! clue, knew there was a reason I didn't like them! cheers
    strongy, ha ha. Wouldn't like the hairs though! clue, knew there was a reason I didn't like them! cheers
    strongy, ha ha. Wouldn't like the hairs though! clue, knew there was a reason I didn't like them! cheers
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  7. music

    A licence to print money?

    hi borrowers i can understand being so nervous with some dentists. a few years ago i was visiting through in glasgow i had an accident which broke one of my teeth (back tooth) .i was in terrible...
    hi borrowers i can understand being so nervous with some dentists. a few years ago i was visiting through in glasgow i had an accident which broke one of my teeth (back tooth) .i was in terrible pain,one of my friends took me to a dentist in glasgow. she was murder!(.she looked like a woman all...
    hi borrowers i can understand being so nervous with some dentists. a few years ago i was visiting through in glasgow i had an accident which broke one of my teeth (back tooth) .i was in terrible pain,one of my friends took me to a dentist in...
    hi borrowers i can understand being so nervous with some dentists. a few years ago i was visiting through in glasgow i had an accident which broke one of my teeth (back tooth) .i was in terrible...
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  8. RandyRos

    Free Plants, Seeds & Bulbs

    If you know where to look, the freebies are out there ;)
    If you know where to look, the freebies are out there ;)
    If you know where to look, the freebies are out there ;)
    If you know where to look, the freebies are out there ;)
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  9. shiney

    Christmas Songs - Health and Safety

    hehe - I'll be exmaining all the lyrics of the festive season now! good ones :)
    hehe - I'll be exmaining all the lyrics of the festive season now! good ones :)
    hehe - I'll be exmaining all the lyrics of the festive season now! good ones :)
    hehe - I'll be exmaining all the lyrics of the festive season now! good ones :)
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  10. RandyRos

    It's started.......

    a FORMER employer gives u an xmas bonus?? how does that work!?? :scratch::hehe:
    a FORMER employer gives u an xmas bonus?? how does that work!?? :scratch::hehe:
    a FORMER employer gives u an xmas bonus?? how does that work!?? :scratch::hehe:
    a FORMER employer gives u an xmas bonus?? how does that work!?? :scratch::hehe:
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  11. kindredspirit

    Should Dihydrogen Monoxide be banned?

    I think it was a brilliant article. Thank you Kindredspirit :hehe:
    I think it was a brilliant article. Thank you Kindredspirit :hehe:
    I think it was a brilliant article. Thank you Kindredspirit :hehe:
    I think it was a brilliant article. Thank you Kindredspirit :hehe:
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  12. music

    here we go again

    I try to stay out of our loft. It's boarded, I took it up about 12 years ago to put extra insulation in. Then 8 years ago we had a rewire... well, we moved out for six weeks while different trades...
    I try to stay out of our loft. It's boarded, I took it up about 12 years ago to put extra insulation in. Then 8 years ago we had a rewire... well, we moved out for six weeks while different trades practically gutted the house, as it was also new central heating, bathroom, decorations, carpets...
    I try to stay out of our loft. It's boarded, I took it up about 12 years ago to put extra insulation in. Then 8 years ago we had a rewire... well, we moved out for six weeks while different trades practically gutted the house, as it was also new...
    I try to stay out of our loft. It's boarded, I took it up about 12 years ago to put extra insulation in. Then 8 years ago we had a rewire... well, we moved out for six weeks while different trades...
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  13. rosa

    Happy Christmas everyone 2009

    thanks high kype i got them different places on the internet , had them in my pictures for a while now was just waiting till nearer xmas to put them up
    thanks high kype i got them different places on the internet , had them in my pictures for a while now was just waiting till nearer xmas to put them up
    thanks high kype i got them different places on the internet , had them in my pictures for a while now was just waiting till nearer xmas to put them up
    thanks high kype i got them different places on the internet , had them in my pictures for a while now was just waiting till nearer xmas to put them up
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  14. kindredspirit

    I know some of you are not good at geography.............

    Look forwardto hearing from you, Lady :luv:
    Look forwardto hearing from you, Lady :luv:
    Look forwardto hearing from you, Lady :luv:
    Look forwardto hearing from you, Lady :luv:
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  15. redstar

    Office Holiday Party

    Hey what about this one.A lad at our work went to a Christmas do a few year back. He'd just got married earlier that same year (to a lady who also worked at our place as it happened). He got...
    Hey what about this one.A lad at our work went to a Christmas do a few year back. He'd just got married earlier that same year (to a lady who also worked at our place as it happened). He got drunk and decided to phone his new wife to come and pick him up. While waiting outside for her, he got...
    Hey what about this one.A lad at our work went to a Christmas do a few year back. He'd just got married earlier that same year (to a lady who also worked at our place as it happened). He got drunk and decided to phone his new wife to come and...
    Hey what about this one.A lad at our work went to a Christmas do a few year back. He'd just got married earlier that same year (to a lady who also worked at our place as it happened). He got...
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  16. kindredspirit

    Live Online Vehicle Checking System.

    kindred, thanks for letting me know :gnthb:. I was beginning to think unpure thoughts about the website owners :hehe:
    kindred, thanks for letting me know :gnthb:. I was beginning to think unpure thoughts about the website owners :hehe:
    kindred, thanks for letting me know :gnthb:. I was beginning to think unpure thoughts about the website owners :hehe:
    kindred, thanks for letting me know :gnthb:. I was beginning to think unpure thoughts about the website owners :hehe:
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  17. Jazmine

    Christmas lights.

    Sorry, not taken any pics yet!
    Sorry, not taken any pics yet!
    Sorry, not taken any pics yet!
    Sorry, not taken any pics yet!
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  18. kindredspirit

    Database of old school photographs.

    I know exactly which tearooms you mean Doghouse. We used to stop of there on our way to Wales for our hols when we were kids. Happy memories.:yho: 02
    I know exactly which tearooms you mean Doghouse. We used to stop of there on our way to Wales for our hols when we were kids. Happy memories.:yho: 02
    I know exactly which tearooms you mean Doghouse. We used to stop of there on our way to Wales for our hols when we were kids. Happy memories.:yho: 02
    I know exactly which tearooms you mean Doghouse. We used to stop of there on our way to Wales for our hols when we were kids. Happy memories.:yho: 02
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  19. music

    i dont believe it !!

    This makes me laugh, as I call Al my Homie :lollol:(Thats Mr 02 to you who dont know)
    This makes me laugh, as I call Al my Homie :lollol:(Thats Mr 02 to you who dont know)
    This makes me laugh, as I call Al my Homie :lollol:(Thats Mr 02 to you who dont know)
    This makes me laugh, as I call Al my Homie :lollol:(Thats Mr 02 to you who dont know)
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  20. Victoria

    A Christmas Parrot

    hehe nice one victoria
    hehe nice one victoria
    hehe nice one victoria
    hehe nice one victoria
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