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  1. kindredspirit

    Hundreds protest about global warming at Climate Change Summit today.

    hi Doghouse Riley . snowmen are the most underpaid trades in this country!!! he stands all day in the freezing conditions to make all the kids happy ,he does not complain when the heavy snow...
    hi Doghouse Riley . snowmen are the most underpaid trades in this country!!! he stands all day in the freezing conditions to make all the kids happy ,he does not complain when the heavy snow makes him overweight and some of his ( BITS) fall off ,and when we get a thaw, what remains of this...
    hi Doghouse Riley . snowmen are the most underpaid trades in this country!!! he stands all day in the freezing conditions to make all the kids happy ,he does not complain when the heavy snow makes him overweight and some of his ( BITS) fall off...
    hi Doghouse Riley . snowmen are the most underpaid trades in this country!!! he stands all day in the freezing conditions to make all the kids happy ,he does not complain when the heavy snow...
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  2. clueless1

    The dark side of Santa

    Thank you for the laugh, just what I needed this morning :lollol:Very clever!!
    Thank you for the laugh, just what I needed this morning :lollol:Very clever!!
    Thank you for the laugh, just what I needed this morning :lollol:Very clever!!
    Thank you for the laugh, just what I needed this morning :lollol:Very clever!!
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  3. Marley Farley

    A special Christmas Video...

    marley thats great seen it before but nice to see it again
    marley thats great seen it before but nice to see it again
    marley thats great seen it before but nice to see it again
    marley thats great seen it before but nice to see it again
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  4. Marley Farley

    Oh Gosh this is so TRUE....!!!!!!

    Totally agree Jaz...... :gnthb:
    Totally agree Jaz...... :gnthb:
    Totally agree Jaz...... :gnthb:
    Totally agree Jaz...... :gnthb:
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  5. kindredspirit

    Date Line to be moved to the Atlantic?

    I think it would be a really good idea to move the dateline to the North Sea, then through The Channel and down through the Bay of Biscay.That way we could really be out of step with the rest...
    I think it would be a really good idea to move the dateline to the North Sea, then through The Channel and down through the Bay of Biscay.That way we could really be out of step with the rest of Europe, and perhaps sort a few things out for ourselves.
    I think it would be a really good idea to move the dateline to the North Sea, then through The Channel and down through the Bay of Biscay.That way we could really be out of step with the rest of Europe, and perhaps sort a few things out for...
    I think it would be a really good idea to move the dateline to the North Sea, then through The Channel and down through the Bay of Biscay.That way we could really be out of step with the rest...
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  6. Victoria

    For the technophobes amongst us ...

    fantasticreminds me of teaching my mum to use the computer.One icon on the desk top - straight into emails but she still manages to do it wrong half the time. Mind she is 87 so I really...
    fantasticreminds me of teaching my mum to use the computer.One icon on the desk top - straight into emails but she still manages to do it wrong half the time. Mind she is 87 so I really admire the fact that she is sticking at it and determined to learn.
    fantasticreminds me of teaching my mum to use the computer.One icon on the desk top - straight into emails but she still manages to do it wrong half the time. Mind she is 87 so I really admire the fact that she is sticking at it and...
    fantasticreminds me of teaching my mum to use the computer.One icon on the desk top - straight into emails but she still manages to do it wrong half the time. Mind she is 87 so I really...
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  7. music

    EL DORADO?

    hi doghouse, when i first heard of the story on television ,ELDORADO FOUND!! i said to the wife "big deal, my grannie found that 50 years ago in a bottle of wine"!!!!!!:wink:
    hi doghouse, when i first heard of the story on television ,ELDORADO FOUND!! i said to the wife "big deal, my grannie found that 50 years ago in a bottle of wine"!!!!!!:wink:
    hi doghouse, when i first heard of the story on television ,ELDORADO FOUND!! i said to the wife "big deal, my grannie found that 50 years ago in a bottle of wine"!!!!!!:wink:
    hi doghouse, when i first heard of the story on television ,ELDORADO FOUND!! i said to the wife "big deal, my grannie found that 50 years ago in a bottle of wine"!!!!!!:wink:
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  8. clueless1

    Would I be a scrooge if...

    Great fun clueless. I offered to help my neighbour assemble a sit in car for her 2 year old, it was delivered to us so he didn't see it. It took me nearly 2 hours to assemble it - no wonder they...
    Great fun clueless. I offered to help my neighbour assemble a sit in car for her 2 year old, it was delivered to us so he didn't see it. It took me nearly 2 hours to assemble it - no wonder they can sell these things so cheaply - it was like a big airfix kit!
    Great fun clueless. I offered to help my neighbour assemble a sit in car for her 2 year old, it was delivered to us so he didn't see it. It took me nearly 2 hours to assemble it - no wonder they can sell these things so cheaply - it was like a...
    Great fun clueless. I offered to help my neighbour assemble a sit in car for her 2 year old, it was delivered to us so he didn't see it. It took me nearly 2 hours to assemble it - no wonder they...
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  9. music

    a nordic walker!

    Great exercise machine, i can recommend this machine for indoor exercise . it is strong, a good design, robust , not to light, does not shake/vibrate with your weight ,makes you feel secure when...
    Great exercise machine, i can recommend this machine for indoor exercise . it is strong, a good design, robust , not to light, does not shake/vibrate with your weight ,makes you feel secure when you are doing your exercise. 100% recommended :cool:,and i am not on commision :cool: ...
    Great exercise machine, i can recommend this machine for indoor exercise . it is strong, a good design, robust , not to light, does not shake/vibrate with your weight ,makes you feel secure when you are doing your exercise. 100% recommended :cool:,and...
    Great exercise machine, i can recommend this machine for indoor exercise . it is strong, a good design, robust , not to light, does not shake/vibrate with your weight ,makes you feel secure when...
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  10. music

    DANCING ?

    Hi Kathy . the Tango is not a complicated dance the first most important thing is your stature/posture. keep your top half of your body errect,back straight most of the movement is from the waist...
    Hi Kathy . the Tango is not a complicated dance the first most important thing is your stature/posture. keep your top half of your body errect,back straight most of the movement is from the waist down:cool:. it is a very SENSUAL dance:wink: enquire if there are any local dance classes in your area...
    Hi Kathy . the Tango is not a complicated dance the first most important thing is your stature/posture. keep your top half of your body errect,back straight most of the movement is from the waist down:cool:. it is a very SENSUAL dance:wink: enquire ...
    Hi Kathy . the Tango is not a complicated dance the first most important thing is your stature/posture. keep your top half of your body errect,back straight most of the movement is from the waist...
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  11. Doghouse Riley

    Pole Dancing

    Naughty boy Rick.:lollol: 02
    Naughty boy Rick.:lollol: 02
    Naughty boy Rick.:lollol: 02
    Naughty boy Rick.:lollol: 02
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  12. Paladin

    Poor!

    :gnthb: Cutting a very lithe looking figure these days Pal.. ! :cool::D Keep up the good work.. :thmb:
    :gnthb: Cutting a very lithe looking figure these days Pal.. ! :cool::D Keep up the good work.. :thmb:
    :gnthb: Cutting a very lithe looking figure these days Pal.. ! :cool::D Keep up the good work.. :thmb:
    :gnthb: Cutting a very lithe looking figure these days Pal.. ! :cool::D Keep up the good work.. :thmb:
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  13. music

    Sales assistants ?

    On the whole I think shop assistants do a great job - well round here its service with a smile and everything they can do to help. Well maybe sometimes they don't get every customers joke - who...
    On the whole I think shop assistants do a great job - well round here its service with a smile and everything they can do to help. Well maybe sometimes they don't get every customers joke - who would :flag:
    On the whole I think shop assistants do a great job - well round here its service with a smile and everything they can do to help. Well maybe sometimes they don't get every customers joke - who would :flag:
    On the whole I think shop assistants do a great job - well round here its service with a smile and everything they can do to help. Well maybe sometimes they don't get every customers joke - who...
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  14. Marley Farley

    Cranky Old Man.....

    How true it is, and what a shame too. Something that still makes me feel slightly bad (although I don't blame myself because I was a youngster and youngsters understand nothing), is that it was...
    How true it is, and what a shame too. Something that still makes me feel slightly bad (although I don't blame myself because I was a youngster and youngsters understand nothing), is that it was only really in the last few years of my grandad's life that I realised that it was only the...
    How true it is, and what a shame too. Something that still makes me feel slightly bad (although I don't blame myself because I was a youngster and youngsters understand nothing), is that it was only really in the last few years of my grandad's...
    How true it is, and what a shame too. Something that still makes me feel slightly bad (although I don't blame myself because I was a youngster and youngsters understand nothing), is that it was...
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  15. Hec

    sleep talk

    Hi Hec, that was so funny to read! :hehe:Well he seems happy that is the main thing :)
    Hi Hec, that was so funny to read! :hehe:Well he seems happy that is the main thing :)
    Hi Hec, that was so funny to read! :hehe:Well he seems happy that is the main thing :)
    Hi Hec, that was so funny to read! :hehe:Well he seems happy that is the main thing :)
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  16. kindredspirit
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  17. Daisies

    Yawn ... wakey, wakey ... (2)

    Good morning everyone, Its -4 here and no new snow overnight.......pretty happy about that. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
    Good morning everyone, Its -4 here and no new snow overnight.......pretty happy about that. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
    Good morning everyone, Its -4 here and no new snow overnight.......pretty happy about that. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
    Good morning everyone, Its -4 here and no new snow overnight.......pretty happy about that. Hope everyone had a nice weekend.
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  18. music

    Old sayings?

    Or like my Mum did-your tongue gets a red spot on it when you lie now open your mouth and let me see!
    Or like my Mum did-your tongue gets a red spot on it when you lie now open your mouth and let me see!
    Or like my Mum did-your tongue gets a red spot on it when you lie now open your mouth and let me see!
    Or like my Mum did-your tongue gets a red spot on it when you lie now open your mouth and let me see!
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  19. music

    Blood donors

    :lollol:
    :lollol:
    :lollol:
    :lollol:
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  20. music

    How do you like your chips?

    Well Music, maybe I'm a queer person, but I just don't like chips ! I can't stand the smell of them cooking ! Stinks the house out for days ! And not very good when you get them - however they are...
    Well Music, maybe I'm a queer person, but I just don't like chips ! I can't stand the smell of them cooking ! Stinks the house out for days ! And not very good when you get them - however they are done. But I suspect that is just me. But then I don't like biscuits or cakes - definitely me !
    Well Music, maybe I'm a queer person, but I just don't like chips ! I can't stand the smell of them cooking ! Stinks the house out for days ! And not very good when you get them - however they are done. But I suspect that is just me. But then I...
    Well Music, maybe I'm a queer person, but I just don't like chips ! I can't stand the smell of them cooking ! Stinks the house out for days ! And not very good when you get them - however they are...
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