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  1. Banana Man

    Todays Joke Thread....

    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing...
    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing something spilling out of it quite quickly, she thought she should try to alert the driver, but couldn't...
    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing something spilling out of it quite quickly, she thought...
    All good. Here's my contribution (blonde ladies I apologise in advance):One cold winter morning, driving to work, a young blonde lady ended up stuck behind a slow moving lorry. Noticing...
    Banana Man, Dec 4, 2007 ... 30 31 32
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    clueless1
    Aug 25, 2009
  2. Phil A
    Like x 3

    Currently Listening Mark II

    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Closing this one & starting new one :)
    Phil A, May 4, 2013 ... 28 29 30
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    Phil A
    Jan 3, 2014
  3. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Are You Good at Captions... 2015

    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Thread continues in 2016 HERE
    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 16 17 18
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  4. Fat Controller
    Locked

    A Joke or Two... 2015

    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Time to move on to 2016 thread here
    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 17 18 19
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  5. Fat Controller

    Currently listening to.... 2016

    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    @BeeHappy New thread here :blue thumb: Currently listening to 2017 :wub2:
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 19 20 21
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    shiney
    Sep 12, 2017
  6. GCHQ
    Locked

    Currently listening to.... Summer (2018)

    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    Damn I just cant stop playing this. The master that is Eric Prydz
    GCHQ, Mar 18, 2018 ... 27 28 29
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    WeeTam
    Jan 4, 2019
  7. Marley Farley
    Locked

    Are You Good at Captions... 2014..

    Thread closed. New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed. New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed. New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed. New thread for the new year - HERE
    Marley Farley, Jan 5, 2014 ... 19 20 21
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 3, 2015
  8. Phil A
    Locked

    Reasons to be cheerful 1.2.3.

    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    CLOSEDNEW THREAD HERE
    Phil A, Jan 21, 2016 ... 13 14 15
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    Marley Farley
    Feb 8, 2019
  9. roders
    Locked

    Donald Trump.

    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and...
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and unnecessarily unpleasant..!!
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and unnecessarily unpleasant..!!
    We are closing this thread for staff to assess, as it has seems it has run its course and is causing a lot of upsets and reports by and with the membership.. It has become repetitive now and...
    roders, Jan 28, 2018 ... 25 26 27
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    Marley Farley
    Aug 20, 2018
  10. JWK
    Like x 22

    You know you’re an obsessive gardener when ...

    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten minutes ago...:doh:
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it will have thawed a little since poking at it ten...
    Oh @honneybunny I've never cried over a tool but gotten angry when someone has used one to do a non gardening job and broken it :nonofinger:When you keep poking at the solid frozen ground hoping that it...
    JWK, Apr 25, 2012 ... 11 12 13
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    CanadianLori
    Mar 10, 2016
  11. Fat Controller

    A joke or two - 2016

    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    2017 thread HERE
    Fat Controller, Jan 2, 2016 ... 15 16 17
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    Fat Controller
    Mar 4, 2017
  12. Phil A
    Locked

    Currently Listening to mark III 2014

    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Thread closed.New thread for the new year - HERE
    Phil A, Jan 3, 2014 ... 21 22 23
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 3, 2015
  13. JWK

    Covid-19 Jokes Videos

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    JWK, May 12, 2020 ... 3 4 5
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    Janet mahay
    Dec 26, 2020
  14. rosa

    Wanted Sugar Daddy

    i will second that kandy, definately plenty of fish in that big wide ocean :D :D
    i will second that kandy, definately plenty of fish in that big wide ocean :D :D
    i will second that kandy, definately plenty of fish in that big wide ocean :D :D
    i will second that kandy, definately plenty of fish in that big wide ocean :D :D
    rosa, Aug 12, 2006 ... 45 46 47
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    rosa
    Sep 23, 2006
  15. music

    A JOKE OR TWO.!!

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    music, Jan 2, 2017 ... 11 12 13
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 20, 2019
  16. Fat Controller
    Locked

    Currently Listening To.... mark IV 2015

    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Thread continues with 2016 thread here
    Fat Controller, Jan 3, 2015 ... 13 14 15
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 2, 2016
  17. Alice

    THE YARD..... The GC Grumble Societies thread.... ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...!!!

    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of...
    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of concrete. My gran had a yard out back ,flag stones ,kind of like a patio then there was the garden...
    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of concrete. My gran had a yard out back ,flag stones...
    I think it depends if your a gardner or not.When I first came to the USA it confused me no end this talk of yards,mowing yards ,BBQ in yards ,planting trees in yards, I'm imagining vast areas of...
    Alice, Aug 23, 2010 ... 10 11 12
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    kernowdreamer
    Feb 13, 2012
  18. Phil A
    Locked

    Currently listening to 2017

    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    New thread - HERE
    Phil A, Feb 13, 2017 ... 15 16 17
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    Fat Controller
    Jan 1, 2018
  19. jjordie

    Gardening Humour

    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    If Adam and Eve would have been chinese, they would have eaten the snake!
    jjordie, Jul 21, 2005 ... 22 23 24
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    miraflores
    Feb 14, 2007
  20. Michael Hewett

    Listeners

    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get...
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get ads for murder weapons.
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get ads for murder weapons.
    I wonder if its worth staging a murder, sound only of course, a bit like a play you used to get on the radio and see if Alexa sends the coppers round.:biggrin:Thinking about you would probably just get...
    Michael Hewett, Oct 18, 2021 ... 2 3
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    pete
    Oct 19, 2021
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